#walk faster

F A S T. Unless I'm walking by people that I want to impress then I kind of saunter. Is saunter a word? I'm so much smarter than I know. I love that my brain casually used saunter correctly.

Like they literally. Walk the speed of a snail?

Even the ones that aren’t pausing to shop—they just—walk as slowly as possible down every path and block every path they can.

I’m like “Jenn, stop slow motion walking through the racks and get. Out of my way? Move??? I gotta pee? Get out of my way???”

And then I go to another section to pass them—and we got a Frank over here blindly roaming—and in my way—and I’m like crying like “can y’all please walk faster omg??”

It’s like a labyrinth in this store and the customers are the trials I gotta get through just to make it to the bathroom lol.

This isn’t that much of a rant I’m just clowning them like—why can’t y’all walk faster? LOL.

Like imagine you already have to get a price check or put up clothes—and this unmoving person just stands in front of the exact object you need like—for ten whole minutes.

And then they pick up something—and look you right in the eyes before putting it in the wrong spot—then they still don’t move out of your way kfndkddkdkdkd.

people need to walk like they need to shit when they are in public spaces for the love of god PUHLEASE.

WALK LIKE YOU DRANK AN ENTIRE JUG OF COLONOSCOPY PREP AND ARE ABOUT TO SHIT YOURSELF!!!!