#vrrm writes

"Are we sure he's really an Inuzuka?"

(The answer is no.)

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yrz: (..........shizun wants me...to get him a child??? seems ooc but okay?) 

yrz:  i...i guess i can get one for shizun? if shizun wants kids he should have kids

yrz: it wouldn’t be hard. there are orphans everywhere. or is there a specific kid shizun wants me to steal get?

And then jc just....does???

Oc:

So the thing is, Satoshi Yasuda likes his life! He’s a modern-day success story, a straight-A model student who only gets into brutal fights some of the time. He’s a good son to his parents -- or he is now anyway, and that’s what counts -- and their only child. so what if his parents sometimes have secret whisper conversations on the phone where he hears his name mentioned? so what if he sometimes sees horrible, horrible shapes and figures out of the corner of his eyes? so what if sometimes he feels power bubbling in the pit of his stomach, and he Knows things without explanation? ignoring everything works well, and he’s good at it! he’s content with his slice-of-life story! he’s not looking to change genres, sorry!

especially not to fucking supernatural shonen! 

of course, Satoshi’s dad comes back from a “business trip” with fucking claw marks across his throat that look weeks old instead of days, and Satoshi looks at him and Knows that if help reached him even a fraction of a second later, his dad would be dead. 

okay, Satoshi thinks, cold and calm all the way down. Guess times up. 

He’s ten years old. 

he sits down with his parents and tells them he’s ready to go into the Family Business. If he does it, then his father doesn’t have to. he Knows it. They try to play dumb, but Satoshi reaches for his power for the first time, and the world warps. the living room vanishes, and a dark wood floor ripples out, and thousands of bookshelves crash down onto the wood - thump thump thump - echoing out endlessly, because this world -- this Domain has no end. 

Satoshi tastes blood and Knows and Knows and Knows-- 

“--toshi! Satoshi, let it go! Please, Shi-chan, please!!” 

-- hands on his shoulders shaking him, and -- Satoshi Knows he has three seconds to let go before the Knowing fills his brain to much and he collapses -- even then: Satoshi is a hungry child, and he wants to know. 

he has the library of Alexandrian in his hands. 

his mother is crying. 

It’s not really a contest. 

The library vanishes, leaving Satoshi and his parents clutching themselves on the living room floor. Satoshi is breathing harshly and his mouth tastes like blood. He licks his lips. 

His parents have to send him in, if only for training. Satoshi takes his place in the Yasuda clan of exorcists. He’s the heir, as the firstborn son of the firstborn son. His grandmother is dangerous but seems to like him well enough, and they get along pretty well. The jujutsu of the Yasuda is called Alexandria, and it’s a library that contains every single thing that’s ever been known, and everything that hasn’t been too. the longer a person can hold open library without going comatose, the stronger they are. The average is five seconds. Satoshi can hold it for a full minute. 

Yasuda-dono can hold it for a full ten. 

The Yasuda are a clan that deals with information -- they have contracts to have at least one staff on-site for every major clan to provide information and support. 

Satoshi, after his training, gets the Goujo.