wh........ why do people think ur a trump supporter

Alright buckle up because I always win the game for worst first date story (or at least worst/weirdest non-violent first date). I swear to God, every word of this is real.

I grew up in a small town where there was nothing to do so no one really went out on dates, so by the time I got to college I’d never been on a date, the following was my first date ever:

My roommate and I joined a dating site out of both a desire to date someone and mild boredom. After a few weeks of talking to some guys, one asked me out on a date. I wasn’t super interested but I wasn’t good at saying no either so I said yes. We met up downtown and had dinner. He was wearing a trench coat and talked 95% of the time, mostly about how much he loved everything about Russia and wanted to move there, but at no point let me jump in with stories of my own travels or places I wanted to live or see.

Needless to say, not a love connection. I was trying to think of a way to cut this short early so I lied and said that I needed to pick up my friend after this but my phone was dying so I needed to go before it died so I could call him when I was there to pick him up. I shit you not, the man opens up his trench coat and says “What kind of phone do you have?” This dude had like 5 phone charges in his trench coat pockets. (Fortunately for me I have an Android and all of his hoarded chargers were for iphones.)

When we finally left I started to say goodbye outside the restaurant but he kept walking and talking. Again, at this point I was too polite and didn’t know how to say no so I just kind of kept going along. We get to my parking garage and I try to say goodbye, he keeps going. He gets in the elevator with me. I don’t know what to do so I try to say goodbye again and just get in my car real fast, but before I could do so, he got into my car and said “You’re cool giving me a ride, right?” 

Now, I’m already certain I’m going to be murdered at this point. Too much weird crap happening right in a row and I’m too polite to avoid being murdered. Like a moron, I don’t argue and just give him a ride. He clearly has no awareness of how weirded out I am because he keeps just talking away throughout the whole ride to his place. 

Here’s where the absurdity jumps up a notch. I know that he didn’t realize I was freaked out and that he was (probably) joking, but as we got closer to his house, he asks “How tall are you? I’m just wondering if I could fit you in my ferret cage”. 

what is that sickass fanged tiger i LOVE IT

It’s a feral druid Legion appearance: “primal stalker”! :D

1. “Because that’s what heroes do.” *throws a ball at the wall and gets hit in the head with it*

Zofi, definitely Zofi.

12. “You shall not cut my hair!” *eyelevel with a scary looking blade* “Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair.”

Ha, this doesn’t really sound like any of mine. Most would either beg from the start or continue being aggressive. Also, few of my ocs really care as much as Thor about their hair.

18. “Piss off, ghost!”

ajskkjd Revanna

27. *holding 2 guns* “I call this one Des, and this one Troy. See, when you put ‘em together… they destroy.”

Zhen, with a huge goofy grin on her face as Barrett rolls her eyes.

31. Character A: “It’s probably for the best that we never see each other again.”

Character B: “That’s what you always wanted.”

Meetra and Revan, except Meetra is being serious instead of tsundere, and Revan is actually sad.

43. Character A: “Hi there.”

Character B: *tazes them*

2. If they were an animal, which would they be?

Arrahon would be a fox: hardy and quick.

Kenna would be a halla: strong and dependable, devoted to her clan and the people around her.

Rhys would be a bear: tough and vicious when cornered.

6. What’s their alignment? (chaotic good, neutral evil, etc.)

Arrahon is Lawful Neutral. Kenna is Chaotic Good. Rhys is Neutral Good, with a tendency to slip toward Chaotic Good if pressed.

7. Which element best describes them?

Arrahon: Water. Kenna: Earth. Rhys: Fire/Earth

20. If they met, how would your Inquisitor get along with your Warden? Your Hawke? (As a note my “canon” Warden is warrior Mahariel)

Arrahon would get on well with both Hawke and the Warden, though he’d be concerned initially by the lengths the Warden went to during the Blight (later, he comes to realize that’s the price of survival and success in dire circumstances). He’s a little too reserved to be close to either of them.

Kenna and the Warden are/were both hunters of their clan until fate intervened; they had similar ideals and get on well now that circumstance turned them both into legends. Kenna and Hawke get on famously and putting them together is absolutely trouble. Varric why did you let that happen?

oh no whats happening w swtor i only just started D:

https://badsithnocookie.tumblr.com/post/170088133258/bioware-doubles-down-on-anthem-as-pressure-mounts

don’t know if you saw the post yet but there’s an article appeared on kotaku that suggests that bioware is thinking about halting development on swtor, which wouldput  the game into maintenance mode - the death knell of any mmo. it’s an anonymous source and etc, but the author is the same guy who broke the story on andromeda’s clusterfuck of a development, so :\