Jul 1, 2025
Someone help. I'm babygirlafying another sad middle-aged man
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Someone help. I'm babygirlafying another sad middle-aged man
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Villain's Code fandom where the HECK are u i just finished book 3 and im losing my mind a lil
TORI RIVAS FROM VILLAIN'S CODE
Justification: βListen listen, okay, I like Donald enough and I do really love a good "villain character having some connection to a hero character out of costume" dynamic. It doesn't need to be romantic. I want them to have a strong platonic friendship undercut by Tor oni constantly worrying what will happen when Donald discovers her identity. She's been completely fulfilled by her friendships in and out of the guild and has expressed very little interest in romance outside of the relationship that's being pushed, she is aroace to me and does not need a romance arc to be happy.β
Could Aromanticism Save Them?
Yes
No
It would make them worse
It would make them worse (affectionate)
"Ivan Gerhardt has a trust kink,β I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"He's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands: Wade and Helen.
Ridge City dash simulator
β apollosglowinggoldencrotchhair Follow
Imagine you spend weeks planning a hold up of an office building with a big burly meta and everything and you get taken down by this guy
#cyber geek #AHC #new hero debut! #(i'm just joking I love you donald)
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π apollo-official Follow
Thanks for dropping in nonny, love to meet the fans! Funny you should mention That Giant Moth Guy, the bristles from his legs actually make the perfect comb for keeping the curls light and bouncy! But if you can't get hold of That Giant Moth Guy's bristles you can substitute with about two dozen regular sized moths.
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π is-fornax-still-dead Follow
yeah
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π malfucinors-slimy-tendrils Follow
me when the AHC's newest recruit saves me from a street mugging
πΊ the-multerion-collector Follow
Fuck you, this shit is absolutely not funny at all
Medley isn't a fun character, or your newest blorbo, he is a human being who has undergone a horrific transformation against his will. My grandfather was involved in a factory accident that partially transformed him with frog-like features, and it took years of trauma counselling and support for him to come to terms with what happened to him, and to this day he still doesn't feel comfortable leaving the house.
It is unspeakably callous and insensitive to be thirsting over what is probably the most traumatic experience of this man's life. Fuck all of you.
β« gapingfornaxpussy Follow
multerion what's your grandad's number
π malfucinors-slimy-tendrils Follow
answer the question multerion what's the number
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π ridgecityratrace Follow
Can someone please rob the bank I work at I need a day off
#I prommy I won't call the capes #we're so submissive and robbable please
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π« days-since-last-lodestar-sighting Follow
2496 days since last lodestar sighting
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π· malruvianspiderking Follow
help the girlies are shipping Lodestar with dead mass murderers now
β« gapingfornaxpussy Follow
okay but I know this fic and the screenshot is not doing it justice
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π₯ ahc-deez-nuts Follow
went to a nightclub to blow off some steam and fucking NEXUS dropped a bunch of INTERDIMENSIONAL MONSTERS in the middle of the fucking dance fIoor can't have shit in Ridge City
β apollosglowinggoldencrotchhair Follow
At least you had capes on the scene, when my workplace was crashed by flaming skeletal dinosaurs resurrected by a dark wizard it took two hours to get a cape response. Like, the AHC is thirty minutes away where the fuck were they did they stop for coffee??
β° imissthetimeloop Follow
Certainly not at my coffee shop which was trapped in a time loop for the better part of a week
πΌ yaoi-ti-cas Follow
hey quick question what the FUCK is going on in Ridge City
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π ridgecityratrace Follow
Do y'all ever wonder what Professor Quantum is up to these days
π pqs-bulging-frontal-lobe Follow
Lab tech here! He's had his lab coat stuck under a piece of equipment for the last two hours and is too embarrassed to ask for help, he doesn't realise we can hear him begging the coat to come out
π§ the-noble-pursuit-of-science Follow
I cannot believe how rude and disrespectful you are to a man as accomplished as Professor Quantum. Are you so embarrassed that you will never achieve even a thousandth of his accolades that you have to try pathetically to besmirch his good name? It doesn't even make sense for him to be stuck, his abilities give him enhanced physical attributes as well as a mind acute enough to solve his way out of any conundrum. You should be ashamed of yourself.
π pqs-bulging-frontal-lobe Follow
Lab tech again, Dick is right he is no longer stuck. He's now going out on the town trying to flirt while hiding his stained and rumpled lab coat, but he has a twig stuck in his hair from when he walked into a tree earlier and everyone is talking about it.
π§ the-noble-pursuit-of-science Follow
This is the most disgusting display of slander I have ever witnessed. First of all, everyone knows that Professor Quantum is working on Vomesa, furthering his research into the great mysteries of our world. He's certainly not wasting his precious time or genius "flirting" with lesser minds.
Professor Quantum is the greatest mind of any generation, and responsible for shaping the world as we know it. He is too intelligent to walk into trees or get stuck under machines, and even suggesting it is so impossibly insulting it should classify as a crime.
I hope you've enjoyed this moment of mirth before the tide of history inevitably washes over you and forgets you forever, you miserable pissant.
π ridgecityratrace Follow
I looked at this guy's blog and
Bestie he is not gonna fuck you
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π apollo-official Follow
they hot tho?
β apollosglowinggoldencrotchhair Follow
well at least apollo-official isn't infantalising donald, unlike a bunch of fucking COWARDS I know
#cyber geek #I can't be the only one who thinks he's hot af #didn't he used to work in IT? #cause I'd let him wire my mainframe any day
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π½ cautiously-optimistic Follow
Hey y'all, can you get meta abilities by sticking your foot just right in the toilet seat and getting stuck there for like, twenty minutes? Asking for a friend.
#metas #cape name pending #flush rush jr? #is that copyright infringement?
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π₯ ahc-deez-nuts Follow
What do you mean theres a guild of villains operating out of the centre of ridge city and nobody said or did anything about it????
π₯ ahc-deez-nuts Follow
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S A REGISTERED CHARITY
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π malfucinors-slimy-tendrils Follow
my whole family is kind of freaking out about the whole 'theres a secret guild of villains in a ten minutes drive from our house' thing and let me tell you they did NOT think me asking if they would be interested in hooking up was appropriate
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π capes-and-cowls Follow
"ooOOooh, RPF is disrespectful, why would you ship someone with their nemesis, what's wrong with you-" stfu. Fornax is dead and Lodestar's been missing for years I can do what I want
π capes-and-cowls Follow
Oh fuck oh no what the fuck what the fuck
#HES SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD #STOP REBLOGGING THIS WHAT IF HE SEES
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π is-fornax-still-dead Follow
hey what the fuck
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β« gapingfornaxpussy Follow
#what do I do??? #do I change my url???? #change my name and flee the country??? #is fornax even on tumblr???????? #I mean he's not in the ground so who fucking knows
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π« days-since-last-lodestar-sighting Follow
ZERO DAYS SINCE THE LAST LODESTAR SIGHTING
#We're so fucking back!!! #posting from the emergency bunker rn #I think our apartment was totalled by fornax
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β° imissthetimeloop Follow
Hey quick question has anyone ever actually fucking died ever asking for my grandfather
#fornax #doctor mechaniacal #morgana la fey #seriously has any villain ever actually died or was all of it a lie
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β¨ dapper-doll-supremacy Follow
Big day for Apollo haters everywhere
#how we feeling y'all
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π΄ apollos-trecherous-dodgeball Follow
shit do you think I need to change my blog name?
#i swear I had this url before we knew #it wasn't even about the hero
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π ridgecityratrace Follow
They didn't even blow up my fucking bank
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