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anonymous asked:ooooh 17 for the prompts! 🤗            

anonymous asked:Could you pls do 17 but like Jonas leaves something in a room that Isak and even are kissing in or smth and Jonas has to awkwardly go back in and retrieve his thing            

phewph u guys rlly wanted this one. also its so bad im sorry. im pretending it never happened but i just want it doNE so.

Jonas can always tell when they want him gone. They aren’t fucking subtle about letting him know that they’re literally about to fuck with him in the room if he doesn’t leave right now.

Isak’s hand is inching further and further up Evens thigh, his face pressed into Evens neck, while at least Even tries to continue the civil conversation that they had been having, although Isak seems to be making it kind of difficult.

It’s when Isak whispers something in Evens ear, that thankfully Jonas can’t hear but he can tell from the way Even’s jaw drops slightly that it’s his cue to leave.

“Well guys, it’s been real,” he sighs, standing. “I’ll show myself out, and by the way, I’m never getting high with you again, Isak.”

Even chuckles. “I’ll talk some sense into him,” he says, as Isak nuzzles closer into Even. “See you soon.”

Jonas leaves with a salute, gets to the door which he’s almost closed behind him completely, and then remembers his wallet. God fucking damn it.

It’s actually kind of tempting to just leave it. God knows what he’ll see if he goes back - but he needs his wallet, so he takes a deep breath and pushes the door back open, and calls out just to be sure.

“Hey, guys, I left my wallet.” he leaves the I’m coming back in, please don’t burn my eyes implied.

He ventures slowly into the room, wincing slightly as his mind goes over the possibilities of what might be waiting for him.

Isak has climbed into Even’s lap already, knees either side of him, while he leans down to kiss at his neck, and Even’s eyes are shut. He seems to be holding onto Isak’s hands with his own and he must be gripping pretty tight because Isak seems to be trying pretty hard to pull his hands away, no doubt to put them somewhere else instead. Jonas is glad he didn’t wait any longer to come back.

He grabs his wallet and is almost back out of the room without saying a word becuase he wants nothing less than to draw attention to himself.

“Ignore me, I didn’t see anything,” he mutters as he leaves, and Even laughs from behind him.

“Sorry, Jonas,” he says.

Hello!

Sure! I mean there are tons, so let me make you a list of some of my favorites :)

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ONESHOTS:

I get by (with a little help from my friends) by diamondjacketSummary: “So…” Even starts, and it’s only now that Isak notices that his expression is a little haunted. “I’m not totally sure, but it’s possible that Eskild just saw me naked.” Or: Four times Isak’s friends were way too invested in his sex life, and one time they regretted it. 

Heart and Soul by wordsarelifealwaysSummary: Jonas asks why Isak never plays piano any more. Naturally, it leads to him playing again.

can you blow my whistle, baby. by milominderbinderSummary: It's a normal Friday night in Isak's life. Just five guys, hanging out drunk at McDonalds in the middle of the night, talking about blowjobs, trying to deep-throat coke bottles. That sort of thing.

Fuck With Magnus by quickwitlipsSummary: Boy squad stays at Eva’s cabin for a few days. Chaos ensues. 

in the woods somewhere. by milominderbinderSummary: The boy squad go camping for the weekend. Featuring marshmallows, weed, Isak being sappy, jokes about pitching tents, and as always, Isak's friends being a little bit too concerned with his sex life.

parentheses by thekardemommeSummary: The boys all fight over who Isak's best friend is. Isak thought the answer was obvious. 

spectator sport by w1ldestdreamsSummary: "Do you think Isak realizes that guy is flirting with him?" "I doubt it."

babe, we couldn't get much higher. by milominderbinderSummary: Every month, Even and Isak choose something off a little list of luxuries they've written out and stuck to their fridge; something fun or sweet to do do together, as a reward for being sort of functional, technically almost-adults. And this month, what they've chosen is just to get super high with their friends.

CHAPTERED:

Drowning in your love by depressed_mermaid_53Summary: Even is captain of the swim team. Isak and the boy squad join the team. In this universe a pool is a bigger part of their story. 

Life is now. (and now, and now) by FlyByNightGirlSummary: In which the clips for season 3 update, because there is so much more of Isak and Even’s relationship we haven’t seen.

A little help (goes a long way) by diamondjacketSummary: “You’re the only one who can help me!” Magnus says, desperation plain on his face. “Or should I ask Even, instead? If you guys would just tell me who takes it up the bu—”“Magnus,” Isak says warningly. “For the love of God, not again.” Or: Five times the grasshopper becomes the guru (and one time... well, you get it).

Half Blade and Half Silk by smokeshop Summary: Isak’s friends introduce him to an art student at a college party. He won’t stop calling Isak baby and Isak’s bad at pretending to hate it. College AU where Isak’s past is a little more colorful but Even still won’t leave him alone. 

Rules: List off 10 songs you love and blogs to go with it. 

Thank you for tagging me @ivorybaz. Sorry for taking so long to do this! I promise I wanted to post this I’m just very lazy/bad at time management. (Btw I’m tagging people I know from my main blog so if you don’t recognize me this is @vildesevas AKA Cat)

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(Not in any specific order.)

Bloom - Troye Sivan: all of Troye’s songs are iconic, but bloom actually went there. It’s the gay summer bop we all wanted

Supercut - Lorde: such a beautiful song describing intense, fleeting memories of a past relationship. It’s the type of song you listen to while you watch the sunset

It’s All In Vain - Wet: another song about breakups (I swear I haven’t broken up with someone, I just like sad songs.) You know those songs that you think sound beautiful and happy, and don’t realize that it’s actually really depressing? Yeah, this happened to me while listening to this song. I actually love when this happens, because now this song has a whole new meaning

Water - Pentatonix: an underrated song from an underrated group. PTX is so amazing and talented and everyone sleeps on them!!! This song specifically is simple but really allows Kirstie’s voice to shine

Laid Low - The Naked And Famous: I play this song all the time. There’s nothing else to say except this song is fun and puts you in a happy mood if you ignore the lyrics

Call I What You Want - Taylor Swift: I don’t think anyone’s surprised that a ts song is on this list. This was instantly my favorite single from Reputation and it continues to be one of my favorite songs from her. It sounds like the ending of a sappy romance movie and I absolutely love it

Dive - Ed Sheeran: this is a song about wanting to “dive” into a relationship completely without worrying about what may happen. You can clearly hear the longing and desperation in Ed’s voice and I am here for it

Ocean Eyes - Billie Eilish: Billie is such a creative artist. This song is the type of song you listen to on the beach at night. I just love the lyric “you really know how to make me cry when you give me those ocean eyes.” Isn’t that so creative?

Forever and Always (Piano Version) - Taylor Swift: another ts song that I had to put on this list. The original version is intense anger and heartbreak, while this version sounds completely different. It’s confusion, sadness, and true mourning for a relationship that once was. The fact that she can completely shift the mood of the song is just one way that Taylor Swift is a superhuman goddess

Hurts So Good - Astrid S.: Astrid’s voice is so beautiful. Another artist that is underrated and deserves more attention

Begging - Dua Lipa: the first time I listened to this song I thought it was just another normal pop bop but the lyrics behind it make me want to cry in the best way possible. Whether it’s wanting a crush, or desperately trying to win a person back, this song is something that almost everyone can relate to

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