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I wasn’t sure if you meant the s/o was jealous or the boys so I wrote a mix of both~

[ Dazai ]

Jealousy is not something Dazai feels, ever. But, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t notice the wandering pair of eyes following your every move like a tiger waiting to strike. Knowing someone else wants the attention of his beloved just makes him laugh, but Dazai will never miss an opportunity to put on a show. Especially if Dazai knows you like his jealous antics from time to time.

Whomever is unfortunate enough to become Dazai’s pawn in this little dance gets an eyeful. Crowded restaurants, dimly lit bars, or the library – it doesn’t matter where you’re at. Now that Dazai is on the path to making this person regret ever laying eyes on you he won’t stop until they’re long gone. Dazai starts with simple touches when their eyes are lingering. If they can’t stop staring at your legs in that little skirt you’re wearing he slides his finger tips up your outer thigh nonchalantly, or if they’re watching your lips move as you talk Dazai steals a kiss or two between sentences. Whatever body part they’re fixated on becomes his main target.

When his minimal tactics don’t work to defer the person’s actions Dazai goes from zero to one hundred real quick. Dazai finds the entire situation amusing, and he’s going to use it to his advantage as much as possible. He nibbles your earlobe and slides his hand between your thighs without warning, telling you to follow him or he’s going to end up fucking you right on the bar stool. His hands wander to your waist as his mouth trails south, leaving very obvious love-bites while maintaining eye-contact with the catalyst of this whole situation. When he gets you in a private enough area to go further slides his hand through your hair and hisses ‘mine’ against your throat.

If its a situation at work, like a client of the ADA getting a little too flirty with you Dazai immediately places himself between the two of you. His mafia mode takes over and his eyes lose their color for a split second as he talks with a monotone voice that would make anybody’s skin crawl. He doesn’t really care if the client chooses to leave the agency because of his antics, and if they do he just waves Kunikida’s anger off saying the agency shouldn’t want to help a creep anyways.

[ Chuuya ]

Every emotion with Chuuya is connected to a hair-trigger; but most are short lived. Relatively speaking outside of situations that press his buttons he’s calm, collected, and brushes irrelevant shit off like its nothing. If another man takes interest in you he just smirks and wraps his arm tight around you and sends them a glare that’d make a ten foot bear shit itself. If the staring problem continues he cracks his knuckles and walks directly up to him. “Anyone ever tell you staring is rude, fucker?” Chuuya loves a good fight especially if the person deserves a lesson in manners.

The only time Chuuya’s jealousy flares is if you’re responsive to whomever is flirting. It doesn’t necessarily have to be flirting back (that’d be a bigger problem), but if you’re ignoring the flirtation out of politeness or have a friend that’s a little too handsy for his taste his blood boils in two seconds flat. Depending on the relationship between you and this other person he’ll interrupt politely and whisk your attention away elsewhere, or he’ll flat out ask you why the hell you’re engaging with such fuckary. He feels like shit if you honestly didn’t notice or if you felt awkward or uncomfortable being direct; and then he promptly tells the person to fuck off.

Chuuya’s cocky, but if he’s suddenly swamped with work and not spending as much time with you as he thinks he should he begins to feel a bit insecure when you’re laughing at the bar with a few lower ranking members. He presumes none of them are stupid enough to fuck with his girl, but he does sulk a bit when he sees someone else making you smile. When his jealousy is fueled by guilt he gets more affectionate. Constant little kisses between conversation, a hand always wrapped around your waist or on your lower back. Anything that keeps your attention on him and no one else.

Chuuya doesn’t like sharing you or your body with prying eyes, but he doesn’t mind making you moan his name loud enough for the whole world to hear. Or, just loud enough that the dude trying to take you home hears you from the bathroom stall. Chuuya marks your neck and shoulders with love bites so even if you manage to keep yourself composed when you walk out of the bathroom stall anyone who questioned who you belonged to will know that you’re with him.

[ Fyodor ]

Fyodor finds jealousy a bit too ridiculous for his taste (most of the time). But he finds your jealousy amusing. He rarely gives anyone the time of day, let alone another woman. If he feels bored he’ll play on these feelings to get you riled up. He’ll never cross the line, though, he merely allows women to fall for his charm and lets them dangle while you’re glaring daggers from the corner of the room. He lets you get rough with him after he decides he’s bored of his little game (and the girl is trying to get a little too touchy with him), and admires the bite marks you leave on him the next morning with a sinister grin.

TW Yandere

> It may just be that wink of her eye or the way she laughs about something he said, that makes it hard for him when she tells him goodbye and leaves. There is this numbing wrangle in his stomach when he looks after her that makes him want her to stay at all costs. It’s a tingling feeling in his hands, which demands to touch her and the overall confusion when she charms him - him, the lady killer of the seven seas - into being a stuttering mess. She has a freedom he misses deep down in his conscience and Sinbad can’t help but want to have a taste of it

> Sinbad uses his whole arsenal in showing his love. There are tender evenings, where they sit after dinner, watching the night sky together. Otherworldly presents like high-class jewelry, every day a new bouquet of flowers, clothes that make her feel comfy and beautiful, only the best of the best in terms of fabrics. The way he flatters her when he sees her wearing his presents, show his dedication and approvement, and his tender touches as he tells her just how glad he is to be able to stand next to her, as he musters their reflections in the mirror, is enough to send confident shivers down her spine

I stopped eating my rainbow sherbet because I… had to do this one. I had to. It’s more comedic than anything though, and for that I’m sorry. 

S/o: “Would you give me a lap dance please, dear?”

Shinji Hirako:

~ Hoo boy, I hope you’re ready for the shit that will come from his mouth when you ask him this. You have unleashed the beast and there’s no stopping him.

~ “What’s that, darlin’?” He’ll chuckle, and there’s this look in his eyes that screams, ‘Finally, my time has come.’ and honestly you should run before it’s too late. He will do it, enthusiastically, and I must remind you that you asked for this. You better be ready. 

~ He tries to be smooth, he really does, but for whatever reason his body just won’t work with him on this. At least, it doesn’t seem to from your perspective. His hips jerk awkwardly, completely off rhythm to the music he chose (because he wouldn’t let you do that part), but his enthusiasm more than makes up for that. If nothing else, you get a good laugh out of the situation, right? Wrong.

~ The second he hears you laugh he’ll freeze, ass jutted out, and fix you with a steely, yet somehow humorous glare. The look in his eyes is enough to make you shiver. As soon as you stop, he starts back up again. More sporadic than before and this time he’s cracking jokes, too. 

~ “Ya like havin’ my ass in yer face, honeybuns? Is this what ya had in mind, baby?” And you can hear the smug grin in his voice. His goal now is to have you red-faced and antsy. If you laugh, he’ll put up with it. He can always turn it around on you later, and boy will he ever. In the end his embarrassment is one hundred percent worth it.

Adult!Toshiro Hitsugaya:

~ If I were you, I’d give up now. I'd say his answer will be a stern ‘no’. I honestly can’t see him giving in, here. Toshi is a stubborn guy. He much prefers something more sensually intimate, like kisses up your arms or… literally anything else. He’s not a lap dance type of man. Sorry.

Uryu Ishida:

~ Again, I’d try not to get my hopes up. Uryu is another toughie: a stoic, all business, “I’d rather just love you” type. You want a lap dance from him? You’d have to get him excessively drunk. I’m talking dangerously drunk. Then and only then will you get what you want, and he’s surprisingly well-coordinated, if not a little awkward. 

~ You really wanna mess with him? Get him wasted at Ichigo’s wedding (thank u Casey) Ask for one there. Take his glasses off and spin him around until he can’t stand up straight. I also recommend doing this in a more secluded area to save a bit of his pride. Cut the guy some slack here. Maintain his image as the Serious One™ as much as you can (just let Ichigo and Chad get some footage of it, okay?) Watch, one of them will leave their phone unlocked, *cough* Ichigo *cough* and Kisuke will find a way to play it on a large screen somewhere for everyone to see.

Kise: Chocolates from Paris

Akashi: Exclusive traditional chocolates from Sweden

Murasakibara: Homemade chocolates in the shape of cute animals

Aomine: Homemade chocolates, nothing fancy but it is tasty

Hi! Awww thank you so much <33

I don’t mind at all! I’m a girl, I’m just a big ol’ gay hence my wife XD 

Kouen

> Kouen stands above the fact that society might think he’s weak. However, he’s not likely to be out a lot, just for the fact of upholding his image. Then again, it’s a good chance to work intently from his room, as well as have some more free time with his s/o, as she/he probably shouldn’t go out much either. Lounging in bed a while longer in the morning than usual, he thinks about this being not that bad and it’s nice to see some things from his s/o’s view

Muu

> For Muu it’s pretty hard to stay out of the spotlight. He still has various duties to attend to, even though he asks Titus to maybe give him less public appearances. Muu can endure his corps giggling, when he tries to explain it’s an experiment, even though he’ll still get red from embarassment. Then again, he too finds it interesting to share his experiences with his s/o, and he thinks that he got closer to her/him through it

Sinbad

Kuroko is light as hell and anyone can carry him fight me

Kise

Midorima

Aomine

Murasakibara would honestly just fall on them

Akashi

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez:

probably has to have the whole idea of a lap dance explained to him, frankly - Hueco Mundo isn’t exactly a hotbed of human culture

once he knows, though, he’s totally down for it

b/c he’s totally convinced of his own awesomeness and hotness, and he is also very convinced of his ability to please his s/o in terms of bedroom activities (eyebrow waggling)

he will do this regularly

s/o totally brags about it

Shinji Hirako:

is also probably down for lap dances

has at least 5 lap-dancing playlists made up within 48 hours for different moods/themes

though his bony ass isn’t the best for lap dancing, he’s doing his best

he also has constumes

he watched Magic Mike and got too many ideas

Toshiro Hitsugaya:

has no idea what s/o is talking about and is ???!!!?? when they explain

because s/o wants him to do what now?

grown-up Toshiro is also a tall, gangly noodle, so this won’t work very well if s/o is on the small side

he might end up doing it

but he’s going to have to think about it for a while. Also do research

Kensei Muguruma:

does probably know what this is

is very uncertain about doing it

but he sees how excited s/o is at the prospect so he’s at least going to give it a shot