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C: Snorp. D: Toot. C: So, I've been periodically re-watching SingSingSing. And I can't decide if he has a moustache in that video or not. D: Here I was expecting you to say something about having ascended to a new layer of reality. Instead you are hung up on the dilemma of a moustache. D: Perhaps this is the key. C: It's the same thing, isn't it? D: It depends on the moustache. D: But it sounds like this one is already on the quantum side of things. C: You see, there's a dark patch under his nose and above his lips that's similar to the dark around his eyes. BUT the lighting is also very dramatic. C: So I can't tell if it's a shadow or a moustache. D: I think it's a sort of thin moustache that the shadow is making look more dense than it actually is. I just started watching again and that's the immediate impression I got. C: He's clean shaven in other videos, and yes it's like a sort of pencil moustache if there is one. D: I also see it even at angles that shouldn't be casting a shadow that way. D: Could we be witnessing the only known recorded evidence of Schroedinger's Moustache? C: That's heavy. C: Alright, so I conducted research (the pause button)

D: Moustache Prongs D: The technical term. D: I think you're right, because for the light to be casting shadows like that there'd also be some under the cheekbones too, not to mention the side of the skull

C: Case closed. Another victory for science.