#schroedinger

[Image ID: two grey cats laying on an unseen person in bed under blankets. Both cats are facing away from the camera, the one in the foreground, Ash, loafs vertically while the one in the midgound, Schrödinger, is curled in a loose ball. /end ID]

(yes, I'm basing these on the fact that he's called Schrödinger; thank you to @hiddlesstolemyaddiction for sponsoring this post)

-giant fucking nerd, wittiest witcher of them all™️

-has compiled a handbook of all the assassination techniques known to man- and witcherkind (yes, he's that kind of Cat)

-is he alive? did he die in the attack on the caravan? you'll never know

-Aiden hates him for being a know-it-all, Lambert would absolutely love to butt heads with him but sadly never gets the chance

-wears one of these stupid glasses many of the merchants do (not because he needs it, he's a witcher, but because he thinks it makes him look smarter than his fellows)

-is obsessed with chronicling the Cat School history, especially because a lot of their records got destroyed in the attack on Stygga so he's often hunting texts more than monsters and can be found stealing into the houses of scholars and nobles (if you wake to the sound of pages tearing you know he found you)

-which is why some call him the Record Ripper (he coined that term himself)

-when hard-pressed for actual weapons he will break your skull with a hardcover book or stick you with a quill

-probably met Jaskier once while scouring the Academy's forbidden library section (probably had sex with him in that library because hello? the wittiest witcher of them all™️; absolutely jaskier's type)

-when Lexandre steals the Grandmaster Diagrams, he tries recreating them from memory and considers it his biggest failure that he came up short