Alright I need more arcane content
Vi: If I go into a girl's house and she's got a bunch of plants I know she's a keeper. After all, she already takes care of a bunch of useless fucks, what's one more?
Caitlyn: ...
~ Later ~
Caitlyn, bursting into a plant shop and hurling a wad of money at the owner: GIMME EVERY FERN YOU'VE GOT!
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Heimerdinger: *sees Ekko hurt on the side of the road*
Heimerdinger: Welp, guess I'm a dad now.
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Jinx: If you eat a salad one time you're not a salad eater, but burn down ONE building and suddenly you're an arsonist! Fuck off!
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Vi: We're gonna need money.
Jinx: I gotta great way of getting it!
Caitlyn: Do I even want to-
Jinx: It's where I point my gun at people and they gimme all their money! Works every time!
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Ekko: *looks at Jinx having her sixteenth mental breakdown, Vi drinking herself into oblivion, and Caitlyn having a Sapphic crisis*
Ekko: Oh God... am I the stable one?!
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Heimerdinger: *calling for peace and unity among the Council and actually seeming to get through to them*
Jayce: I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move.
