#vernkwan

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Sometimes, life connects you with the person you’re meant to be with.

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A/n: I love that I know who you are Anonnie, and you’re on anon purely bc you’re too lazy to log in to you’re tumblr lmao. I still love u for sending in this request tho hehe (Also for this AU I aged them up one year, so they’re the same age as the 97liners)

Pairing: Vernon x Seungkwan (Vernkwan)

Word Count: 705

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Fate has a funny way of working sometimes,Hansol muses, peeking over the edge of his book to see Seungkwan shoving Mingyu off the bench for stealing his piece of chicken.

He snickers, and Seungkwan turns his gaze on him, pointedly staring at his book and not-so-silently telling him to put it away and interact like a normal person for once.

“You can always get more!” Mingyu complains, brushing himself off and settling back into his seat, already inhaling more food.

“You’re so lucky you’re a wizard,” Seungkwan huffs, turning his nose up at Mingyu, who’s already halfway through his fourth chicken leg. “If you were muggle you’d be dead from all that cholesterol.”

Hansol snorts into his food, and Seungkwan shoots him a knowing wink, much to the disdain of the other students at the table.

They made an interesting pair, Seungkwan and Hansol. After meeting on the train, they were practically inseparable, and both of them being sorted into Gryffindor only made their newfound friendship stronger. 

Seungkwan also has a knack for getting them into trouble, particularly in Potions. Seungkwan argues that it’s because Malfoy is a prick and hates Gryffindor students, but Hansol is sure it’s also because Seungkwan doesn’t know when to shut up.

i’m so sorry that it took me this long to get around to this but i’m an avoidant bitch D: i love you though!!!!!!! i love getting asks from you pls talk to me i’m lonely and sad

VernKwan

14. Who tags them in memes captioned “this is you”

They both do it to each other, but Hansol definitely does it more to Seungkwan. My man Hansol is, after all, a connoisseur of memes. A meme maestro, if you will. Half of Hansol’s texts to Seungkwan in their private chats consist of Hansol sending Seungkwan memes and saying “this is you”. His favourite Seungkwan meme is the “I could’ve dropped my croissant!” vine.

The only reason they don’t send each other memes on their current instagrams is cos they have private instagrams where they just tag each other in memes and post vague meme-y pictures about each other without showing their faces.

(Seungkwan pretends he hates it, but he actually really loves how they kinda have their own method of communication that the other members don’t quite get. It’s like having a secret code all to their own… except their codes just happens to be memes.)

20. What’s your own headcanon?

Hansol really adores the different hair colours that Seungkwan has cycled through, but his personal favourites are when Seungkwan went blonde and his current dark blue hair. He thinks that, despite the two hairstyles being complete opposites to each other, they suit his Seungkwan the best.

Blonde, for those moments when Seungkwan is bright and happy.

Dark blue, for those moments when Seungkwan is intense and focused.

(Either that, or Hansol just really likes Seungkwan no matter what.) (Except for his red hair. He’s not so sure about Seungkwan’s red hair era. It wasn’t bad… it just wasn’t his favourite.)

Seungkwan, on the other hand, likes it when Hansol has his hair cut short. He’s not too picky about Hansol’s hair colour (although he does have a weakness for Hansol’s silvery blue hair from the TEEN,AGE album jacket shoot), but he’s more concerned about Hansol’s hair length. His favourite is Hansol’s hair for Pretty U, when he’d cut short enough that it reminded Seungkwan of his predebut hair, when the hair curled around Hansol’s ears just for Seungkwan to brush his fingers through.

Meanie

14. Who tags them in memes captioned “this is you”

Wonwoo is always tagging Mingyu in memes in the SVT groupchat and he is unstoppable. He’s tagged him in everything from pepe memes to the breadsticks meme to the current butterfly/bird meme and he will not be stopped.

You would think it stops when it’s in their own private chat.

It does not.

Mingyu is constantly drowning in memes. His boyfriend is a memelord and he will not be stopped.

20. What’s your own headcanon?

Wonwoo is more sentimental than Mingyu. Like… stupidly sentimental. He keeps all the ticket stubs from their dates, he actually gifts Mingyu a scrapbook for their fifth anniversary and he’s constantly cycling through wallpapers, but they’re all just pictures of Mingyu. Hell, he even has an entire photo album of Mingyu’s selcas, and they all range from Mingyu’s professionally taken selcas to the ones where he’s just woken up and his face is all swollen.

JunHao

14. Who tags them in memes captioned “this is you”

Minghao is another meme maestro and since he got his kermit puppet, he’s just gotten worse. There are multiple pictures of kermit in various positions all throughout the dorm and all of the memes are related to Junhui in some way. Junhui’s not sure if he’s exasperated or endeared – probably a mixture of both, though.

Fucking memelord boyfriends though. (Junhui still doesn’t know how Minghao got that picture of kermit “crying” over his sleeping body. All he wanted was a nap on the couch.)

20. What’s your own headcanon?

Minghao plans to move back to China one day, but Junhui doesn’t. It’s something they’ve gotten into arguments about, but they do eventually reach a compromise where they’ll spend half of the year in Korea and the other half in China. It’s way too soon to tell where they’ll eventually settle for retirement, but Junhui is fairly sure it’ll be in Korea, because that’s where all of Minghao’s friends are and really, he much prefers the weather in Korea (but mostly the proximity to his best friend).

JiHan

14. Who tags them in memes captioned “this is you”

Jisoo discovered memes thanks to Hansol. Jeonghan doesn’t thank Hansol for that, because for a full week after his introduction, Jisoo didn’t stop talking in memes. Half of them, Jeonghan doesn’t even understand because they don’t translate very well.

To this day, Jisoo still sends the occasional meme with a little “this is you!!!!!” message. If it were anyone else (Mingyu or Minghao), Jeonghan would be so pissed with them. But, well, Jisoo is his precious boy and it’s so cute to see him so enthused about something… even if it has to be memes.

20. What’s your own headcanon?

Jeonghan actually wasn’t that into marriage. Not until he started dating Jisoo and he could actually envision tying himself to someone for the rest of his life. He doesn’t tell Jisoo about his initial aversion to marriage, but Seungcheol knows. That’s why he’s always shooting Jeonghan knowing looks, but it only gets worse after Jeonghan buys Jisoo a ring, some time after their eighth anniversary.

man, it’s been a while since i answered one of these!

VernKwan

1. Who’s big spoon/little spoon

Seungkwan is the big spoon and Hansol is the little spoon >:3 you can fight me on this headcanon, but you can’t pry away Hansol and Seungkwan sharing a bed after a long day, Hansol curling himself into a tiny ball so Seungkwan can cuddle him from behind. Hansol giggling as Seungkwan kisses the back of his neck and whispers a hoarse good morning against his ear. You can pry this away from my cold, dead hands, but Hansol is the biggest baby boy to exist.

2. Who’s a better cook

I do not trust Hansol in a kitchen alone and neither does Seungkwan. It’s not that Hansol is, on principle, a bad cook. It’s just that sometimes Hansol gets distracted and ends up leaving things in the pan/oven/microwave longer than they should be, which results in black, burnt bits in food. Suffice to say, Seungkwan is a lot more comfortable taking over the cooking, unless they both have the time to be in the kitchen so Hansol isn’t left unsupervised.

Not to mention Seungkwan is armed with the recipes of Mama Boo an her tutelage, so it’d be kinda a crime if Seungkwan isn’t the better cook.

3. Who’s cuddlier

:3 Seungkwan lives and breathes off physical affection. Heck, the only reason Hansol craves cuddling the way he does now is because of Seungkwan. If Seungkwan can’t get his daily cuddle with Hansol, he’ll be grumpy the whole day and no one wants to deal with a grumpy Seungkwan. Better to just let him have his re-energising cuddle with his boyfriend.

4. Who suggests watching a horror movie (to protect/get protected)

Hansol would definitely suggest watching a horror movie so he can protect Seungkwan from it. It’s usually when they’re having dorm movie nights and Hansol can be seen smiling into Seungkwan’s hair the whole time the vocalist’s face is buried in his chest, doing his best to distract him from the screams playing on the screen. Whoever said Hansol couldn’t be conniving and sly?

5. Who mentions babies first

Honestly, I can see Seungkwan mentioning babies first, because he’s a family man. He’s already figured Hansol was The One, so it was just a matter of planning out the rest of their lives together (and informing Hansol every step of the way, of course). He’s already figured that they’ll move into their own apartments, let themselves stabilise a little before he’ll even mention kids. Maybe when they’re, like, in their thirties.

Meanie

1. Who’s big spoon/little spoon

Mingyu is little spoon because he’s always wanted to be and Wonwoo’s pretty much the only person who could comfortably spoon him from behind. Mingyu also likes how protected he feels and how intimate it is. (He also likes how with a simple wiggle of his hips, they could go from sweet and innocent to hot and raunchy if he wants, but that’s for another time.)

2. Who’s a better cook

????? obviously Mingyu??????? Ming-chef out to save the world and feed his boyfriend, team members and anyone who likes food. Wonwoo could probably fend for himself in a pinch, but he’d always much rather have Mingyu’s kimchi fried rice over making his own.

(”What’s your secret?” Wonwoo asks, peering over Mingyu’s shoulder as the younger fries up some rice and vegetables in a wok, tossing the ingredients skilfully.

“Don’t you know?” MIngyu asks, taking the time to nuzzle Wonwoo. “It’s love.”

“I’m never asking you ever again,” Wonwoo mutters, glaring mulishly as a blush makes its way up his cheeks.)

3. Who’s cuddlier

:3 Wonwoo is a cat personified. You know what that means? That means that at any moment in time, Wonwoo will crawl into Mingyu’s lap and spend some time reading a book. Mingyu’s on the sofa? Make some room for Wonwoo because he’s coming in and he’s gonna demand cuddles. They’re in the bus heading out of Seoul for a show? The seat next to Mingyu is Taken because Wonwoo can’t sleep on the bus unless his face is smushed against Mingyu’s chest.

I’m not saying Wonwoo is touch-starved… or am I? ;)

4. Who suggests watching a horror movie (to protect/get protected)

Wonwoo loves horror movies, but Mingyu hates them with a fiery passion. There’s just something about ghosts and popping out of nowhere that Mingyu absolutely hates (Hansol does that a lot during practices and it’s constantly giving him a heart attack). However, watching horror movies means Mingyu will cower in fear and try to hide in Wonwoo’s hoodie (and failing miserably), so Wonwoo isn’t gonna complain when he gets twice the amount of cuddles during and after the movie (although he could do without Mingyu waking him up at 3am to follow him to the bathroom).

5. Who mentions babies first

Wonwoo does, because he’s older and big steps (like saying I love you and moving in together) are harder for him to take. That just means that when he does decide to take a big step, it’s a Big Thing. Mingyu knew, going into their relationship, that he’d have to move at Wonwoo’s pace as much as Wonwoo is trying to move at his pace as well. That’s why, when Wonwoo eventually brings up babies and maybe, possibly adopting one with Mingyu, Mingyu just smiles and says “Me too, hyung.”

(Mingyu has been thinking about having kids with Wonwoo for a year now, but all he can do is wait until the idea pops into Wonwoo’s head too.)

JunHao

1. Who’s big spoon/little spoon

Between the two of them, it’s a lot more… uh… combative. Cuddle sessions usually end up with a lot of arguing about who gets to be the little spoon. Sometimes it’s settled with a simple rock paper scissors, other times it’s a battle of who’s strongest (Minghao usually wins those, even if he’s the one who ends up being the big spoon despite wanting to be the little spoon, but he just wants to argue because, well, it’s Minghao).

2. Who’s a better cook

Honestly, I feel like they’re pretty equal in terms of cooking skill. Junhui’s no chef, but he can use a stove pretty handily. His yangzhou fried rice is nothing to sneeze at (or sneeze into – I’m looking at you, Kim Mingyu), but he can’t exactly pull of, like, chicken cordon bleu.

Minghao can cook. He can cook pretty okay. He’s still not allowed into the kitchen unsupervised after the Glitter Coffee Incident.

3. Who’s cuddlier

I think they just, kinda, attack each other with cuddles. Much like everything else about their lives, it’s kind of a game for them. Minghao is rather fond of jumping on Junhui’s back unsuspectingly, so he gets to spoon Junhui. Sometimes Junhui like’s to bundle himself into a blanket burrito when he’s having a sleep-in day. If Minghao ever decides to walk by the Jun-rrito, he’ll get snatched up and bundled in before he can let out a yell, much like one of those octupuses (octopi?) in the sea.

4. Who suggests watching a horror movie (to protect/get protected)

Minghao likes to protect Junhui from the scary monsters in horror movies. Gore does nothing to him, but it always scares the shit out of Junhui. However, if it’s a psychological thriller or, like, a Thai horror movie (if you don’t believe me when I say theu’re terrifying, I dare you to watch one. It’ll scare the pants off anybody), then Minghao’s going to spend most of the movie hiding in Junhui’s jacket. Much like a psychopath, Junhui really enjoys those kinds of horror. I???? guess????? they complement each other????????

5. Who mentions babies first

I feel like it’ll have to be Minghao, because Minghao is less likely to be willing to take the next step in stuff like this. It just means that Junhui needs to be more patient – and he has a lot of patience. He does, after all, have a kid brother.

That being said, Junhui’s ready to have babies (or adopt one, as is) with Minghao like a whole year before the thought even materialises in Minghao’s brain. It’s an agonising year for Junhui (because he doesn’t dare try and manipulate Minghao, which would make Minghao distrust him greatly), but it’s worth it when he sees the pensive look in Minghao’s eyes, before his lips purse and he hesitantly says, “Hyung… I was thinking. Maybe it’d be nice if we. You know. Adopted a kid together.”

Junhui nods and smiles into his mug of tea. It’s a good thing he’s ready with a list of orphanages they can go look at.