heâs been here before. heâll be here again, heâs sure, at some point in his lifetime. you can take the boy out of the mob, but you canât take the mob out of the boy, or something like that. either way, his shoes tread the same path they have plenty of times before, skipping stairs on the way up to the police department door. heâs ten minutes late, iced coffee in hand, and he nods to the secretary at the front desk like theyâre old friends. â let âem know iâm here ? â he requests, flashing her a smile, and she picks up the phone. elaine grant and michael forrester emerge not long after, greeted by the sight of a murder suspect draped haphazardly over three chairs in the waiting room.Â
â alright, â he sighs dramatically, sitting up and snagging his coffee off the table next to him. he glances between the two officers, as if they need his approval to carry this charade out. â letâs get this show on the road. â
A MESS, FEATURING: @the-great-and-wonderful-oz, @bclthczcros, @ofcelesticls, @figurchead, @rosaliamorais.
part one ( you )
do you have any criminal history ? anything big or small that you want to make us aware of ?
â yâall have a file. canât you read ? â heâs off to a great start, petulant look on his face as he waits for an answer. the only thing he gets in response is a prompt to answer the question, cooperate, blah blah blah. boring. heâd liked it better when heâd been able to drunkenly joke around with the beat cops back in the holding cell.
â public drunkenness, drunk & disorderly, and assault. â he offers them a grin, then, all sharp white teeth, the wolf greeting little red riding hood. â but all charges have been dropped. so do with that what you will. elaine, go ahead and jot it down, i know you want to. â he leans forward, tipping his chin as if trying to spy on her notepad. â say, would you mind using a sharpie or something ? that penâs too light for me to see. i kinda felt like this could be a group project, you know ? collaboration. â he purses his lips at the silence he gets in response, then sits back once more. â damn, never mind. solo it is. â
how have you spent the few weeks back at college ? what have they been like ?
â does this question ever go over well ? this feels like the kind of question that doesnât go over well. â he rolls his eyes, crossing his arms over his chest. â itâs been shitty. i was minding my own business, trying to start my senior year off, actually attempting to go to class for once. but daisey rutherford just had to go and get herself killed. now weâre all huddled up in our rooms from dusk âtil dawn, trying our very best not to put targets on our foreheads. â he raised one brow. â ainât college a dream ? â
part two ( daisey )
how did you know miss. rutherford ? what was the nature of your relationship ?Â
â not good, which iâm sure is why you dragged my ass in here. â he sighs, tipping his chair back on its two back legs. â she stole from me freshman year. some... really important documents, things that werenât the type of thing iâd appreciate anyone touching, much less someone i barely knew. i was pissed, obviously, since she stole from me. classic rich girl move, you know ? sheâs got all the fucking money in the worldâ stop looking at me like that, weâre all adults here, i can fucking curse. anyway. sorry, she had all the money in the world, and she still decided to poke around and pilfer my shit. i was rightfully angry, and weâve never gotten along since. i generally tried to avoid her, but this campus is small, so iâd still see her sometimes. i mostly just talked shit if i ever ran into her. â honey watches elaineâs pen move across her notepad, and he can practically see MOTIVE flashing across the paper like a neon sign. which, he feels, is catastrophically unfair. even in death, daiseyâs making his life harder.Â
do you remember where you were the night daisey went missing ? if so, where were you ? what were you doing ? who were you with ?
honey sucks his teeth for a moment, knowing the answer but not quite wanting to admit to it. his eyes dart between the two officers, their eyebrows raised expectantly, and he lets out a sigh. â well, i sure hope this is a no-judgement zone, â he says dryly, folding his hands in front of him on the table. â i was at oz lamarâs party, same as iâm sure most people were. i spent the beginning of the night chatting with some classmates, playing some drinking games, that sort of thing. i then went to the upstairs bathroom and hooked up with my boyfriend â well, he wasnât my boyfriend at the time, but anyway â zar ros. balthazar. we came back downstairs separately, and a little while later i headed back upstairs with my best friend, kiki kibler. kiera. âÂ
their gazes continue to bore into him, as if to say and what did you do up there ?Â
â i hooked up with her, too, alright ? jeez. canât a guy get laid in peace ? â honey rolled his eyes, leaning back in his chair once more. â we came back down about an hour later, and i spent the rest of the night with kiki. i left at around 2:30. â
did you notice anything strange about daiseyâs behavior the night she went missing ? did you notice anything suspicious about anyone else you ran into that night ?Â
heâs about to answer, say some bullshit about what am i, her keeper ? when he remembers the interaction theyâd had that night. though itâs been a while since the party, he can recall the look on her face as clear as day. â yeah, actually. she was being all... paranoid and weird, â honey says, frowning. â i donât know why, i meanâ like i told you, we sure as hell werenât friends. but she seemed super freaked out about something. she even asked me to switch jackets with her, which was... so fucking weird. obviously her shit didnât fit me, so i just tied it around my waist. i looked like a fucking dork, but whatever. i didnât even think to say no, you know ? i was kind of caught off guard by the fact that she seemed so different than usual. even when iâd talk shit to her face, she was usually pretty composed. kind of a bitch. but that night she seemed... freaked out. like she was looking over her shoulder for something. so... that was definitely strange. â he thinks for another moment, searching his brain. â other than that, not really. daisey was the only one i saw acting odd. â
where were you the night daiseyâs body was recovered ?
â at home, high as a fucking kite. my roommate was probably around somewhere. otto ballantyne ? â he stares at them for a long moment, as if heâs playing some strange game of chicken. honeyâs the one to break first, laughing loudly in the small room. it echoes off the walls. â iâm joking. jesus, can you imagine ? i donât do drugs, officers, â he says sweetly, and itâs clear that heâs lying, but what does he care ? â i was at home, though. i got pizza delivered. meat lovers. you can double check me on that. â a jab at zar, for ignoring him the entire day after heâd left that voicemail. it feels stupid, now.Â
how familiar are you with the ashmont woods ? have you been there often ? have you recently ventured out here ? if so, why ?
â familiar enough. â he shrugs, as if the answer is obvious. until nateâs body had been found there, itâd been as innocuous a place as any to him. â i mean, theyâre right there. thereâs some nice paths to take a walk or run on, if youâre into that sort of thing. i go there sometimes to clear my head, but i havenât been there recently â other than to participate in the search party. â
part three ( the investigation )
do you have feelings towards the investigation ? any comments ?
he shrugs again, indifference clear in the lines of his expression. â no offense, but i donât really care, â he answers, reaching out for his coffee. he takes a long, slow sip, pushing the limits of the officersâ annoyance just for the sake of annoying them. â like, iâm glad youâve got something exciting to do for once, but i just want to, like, live my fucking life. not being able to go out past 7 makes me feel like a goddamn mormon or something. and theyâre extinct. â he shakes his head, seemingly indifferent to the matching, confused looks on their faces. â i hope you catch the dude or whatever, but do it quick. iâm tired of this already. â
do you have any people you feel the police should look into ? please, let us know who and why.
his first thought is: the boyfriend usually did it, but his own fucking roommate isâ wasâ daiseyâs fiancĂ©. he doesnât think ottoâs capable of this, not even for the drama of it all. â i have no idea, â he says, and it rings true. â iâd say maybe an ex of some kind, but... beyond being antagonistic toward each other, i didnât really know daisey. i donât want to point fingers at people in her life without really knowing what was going on. â
part four ( weekly events â search party )
were you part of the search party in the woods on october 15th to 17th ? if yes, what did you find ?Â
â i was. â that answer is simple. the next, not so much. what did you find. honey loses focus for a moment, his mind blurring the lines between every time heâs found something like he did that day in the woods. he snatches at wisps of bodies, some more battered than others, some more... unrecognizable than others. finally, his mind catches on the feeling of his hand on aliceâs shoulder, warm and solid, and he startles back to the present. â nate ballantyne, â he answers, clearing his throat. â i found nate ballantyneâs dead fucking body. i already answered questions about that. look at your goddamn file if you want more details. â
in the week that the four students were missing, did anyoneâs behaviour strike you as odd or suspicious?
he settles them with a look, impatient now that his iced coffee is gone. â iâve been too busy being locked up in my apartment for half the day to really interact with my classmates all that much. i didnât notice anything amiss, but i wasnât really spending a lot of time out and about. i was mostly at home with my boyfriend. â
what is your connection to the four missing students ?
their faces flash through his mind: libbyâs, dannyâs, nateâs... one of them dead. his thoughts only stop once they reach rosa, picturing the way she rolls her eyes at him, goodnatured and usually followed by an exasperated smile. he canât help the selfish flash of gratitude that she came out of this ordeal alive. â iâm good friends with rosa morais. rosalia. but the other three... â he trails off, shaking his head. â i didnât know them well. acquaintances at best. â
do you know of anyone ( or anything ) that could lend to the motive of the person who killed nathaniel ballantyne?
â no, â he says, and itâs the truth. daisey had much more obvious answers â she had plenty of enemies, himself included. but nate ? sure, heâd been... kind of pretentious, but honey had never gotten the impression that anyone truly disliked or hated him for it. â sorry, i didnât know him too well. thatâs probably a better question for oz lamar. they were close. âÂ
his eyes dart back and forth between them, and he waits for another question that never comes. elaine is still writing on her damn notepad.
â are we done here ? â he says, breaking the silence. â i think weâre done here. â he pushes back his chair abruptly and turns to leave, abandoning his coffee cup. they can clean up after him, for all he cares. all he wants right now is to go the fuck home.












