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ā§ heaven missed its aim, and now an adorably confused angel (aka, you) is wreaking havoc (and maybe stealing hearts) across teyvat ā alhaitham + ayato + dottore + diluc + kazuha + lyney + neuvillette + scaramouche + tartaglia + venti + wriothesley + xiao + zhongli x reader ā incl. mentions of broken wings, you have a little radio-like device that connects to heaven šą§ i wanted to do more charas but i was scared it'd be too long . . . part 2 ?
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One second heās reading under a tree, the next, the sky explodes and something winged crashes straight into his lap.
You, wide-eyed and covered in feathers, āMortal! Thou shalt not gaze upon myāoh hey, youāre cute.ā
Instantly, you switch moods. āOh, thank the Creator, you broke my fall!ā you chirp, wings flapping erratically and causing an Eye of the Storm to fall off a cliff. ā...Oops..ā
He stares at you for a long, silent second, āYouāre thanking me for your lack of flight control?ā
āYou caught me,ā you argue, proudly, āthatās destiny.ā
āThat is gravity,ā he corrects.
Somehow, within the next hour, youāve installed yourself in his study, sitting cross-legged on his table, sipping his tea, asking questions about āmortal philosophyā while petting his hair and getting your feathers everywhere.Ā
He insists youāre a ācosmic disturbance.ā Yet, when you fall asleep against his shoulder mid-sentence, he quietly turns a page without moving you.
You call him āwise mortal.ā He calls you āairborne liability.ā Itās⦠a start.
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The heavens open above the Kamisato Estate during a perfectly normal tea break. He barely lifts an eyebrow when you descend, glowing and terrifyingly serene.
Guards panic, servants kneel, and Thoma drops a tray. Ayato, on the other hand, just sips his boba tea. āWell. Thatās new. It seems weāve received⦠heavenly company.ā
You step forward, eyes like judgment itself, voice like thunder, āI come seeking the one called Ayato.ā
He smiles politely, āAh, my reputation precedes me. Shall we discuss this matter over tea?ā
You end up lecturing him about cosmic law while he tests if angels blush when complimented (Yes, and then his teacup explodes).
For someone supposedly divine, you blush very easily when he bows to kiss your hand.
Later, when you scold him for manipulating nobles, he says, āIf Heaven dislikes cunning, perhaps it shouldnāt make mortals so imperfectly interesting.ā
You have no rebuttal.
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He found you when you suddenly appeared in his laboratory, mixing around random chemicals. The first thing you do when you see him is sneeze, and three of his clones combust because of your germs mingling with the unfortunate chemical solution.Ā
Heās delighted. Not concerned, not shockedādelighted.
āAn angel, you say? Fascinating. Tell me, are your wings detachable?ā
You tilt your head, halo wobbling, giggling like a wind chime, āDetachable? No, dummy! They tickle if you touch them!ā
He short-circuits for half a second. Then grabs a clipboard, āFor science, of course.ā
You hum happily while accidentally melting one of his lab tables with divine light. Youāre the perfect specimen. (He might also be a little fond. Oops.)
He stares, fascinated as you nearly blow up his lab again, āInteresting. Divine sneeze reflex causes spontaneous combustionā¦can you do it again?ā
āMaybe if you tickle me!ā
Thatās how the Eleventh Segment ends up half-immolated while the Third Segment is taking frantic notes.
You float lazily above his desk, babbling about celestial nonsense and calling him āDoctor Funny Mask.ā
He swears youāre the greatest discovery of his career.Ā
Unfortunately for you, this seemingly sweet doctor (to you, no one else thinks that) is never going to let you go. So, when you tell him your signals to Heaven are working again, he destroys your little messaging device and keeps you locked up in his lab. With love, of course.Ā
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You fall straight through the Dawn Winery roof right as heās cleaning up Kaeyaās latest prank. Adelinde almost faints.
Diluc catches you midair, with the reflexes of someone whoās done this way too often with wine crates. He sighs.Ā
You blink up at him, dazed, ā...Are you the keeper of this realm, or are you my destined savior?ā
āIām your unfortunate landing pad.ā
āAh.. so youāre the love of my life.āĀ
āAbsolutely not. I have enough fangirls.āĀ
You cling to him like heās a life raft, āYou smell like grapes.ā
āThat would be the wine cellar you nearly destroyed.ā
You call him āSir Flaminā Hot Sexy,ā and he blushes for the first time since 1623.
Later, as you sit wrapped in his coat, wings drooping, you whisper, āYou look sad, for someone who saved me.ā
He hesitates long enough for you to reach up and brush his cheek. He catches your hand, softly, āRest. The rest of your questions can wait until I patch the ceiling.ā
When you try to thank him with āholy light,ā you nearly set the vineyard on fire. He hasnāt decided whether to kick you out or hide you so you never meet Kaeya⦠or worse, Klee.Ā
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He feels the presence of something before you fall.
But when the āsomethingā turns out to be you, glowing and weightless, he canāt help but smile.
āYouāre not frightened?ā you ask, hovering inches above the ground.
āShould I be? You seem gentle enough.ā
You look at the leaves swirling around his blade, fascinated, āThe wind⦠listens to you.ā
āSometimes it listens better than people do.ā
You talk all night about freedom, about stars, about how heaven feels colder than the breeze on his shipās deck. When dawn breaks, you gift him a feather, āA reminder that even the sky envies the wind.ā
He keeps it tucked in his haori always, though he wonāt ever say why. After all, youāve become his little angel muse.Ā
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Itās mid-performance when the ceiling explodes into a bright light. The audience gasps. Lyney, to his credit, takes a bow.
āAnd now, for my greatest trickāoh. Youāre not supposed to be here.ā
You blink from the ceiling wreckage, āā¦Where am I?ā
He grins, āIn my spotlight, apparently.ā
Youāre trembling, wings drooping, voice soft, āI didnāt mean to interrupt your⦠um, mortal entertainment...I think I took a wrong turn at the Pearly Gatesā¦ā
He offers a gloved hand, āThen letās make this crash landing our special act.ā
You spend the evening helping him āvanishā dovesā¦only for the doves to follow you instead.
Backstage, he gives you his hat to hide your halo. You smile, āYouāre kind for a trickster.ā
āYouāre too trusting for a deity,ā he replies, but his tone is warm.
Lynette sighs, āYouāre flirting with a celestial beingā¦again.ā
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The courthouse erupts in light. Melusines scatter. Heās halfway through a sentence when you shatter the glass and faceplant in front of the bench like a sanctified meteor.
āOops,ā you mumble, ādo I have to pay for that?ā
He stares, speechless, āThis is⦠the Palais Mermonia.ā
āOh! A palace. Fancy.ā
āNo, a court of law.ā
āSo youāre sort of, like, Heavenās HR department?ā
The courtroom goes dead silent.Ā What the hell is an HR department?
You laugh, āOops, wrong universe!ā
When he finds out your communication is broken, so youāll be staying here a while, he ends up giving you a ācourt tour,ā partly to keep you from flying into the ceiling lamps again.
When you apologize for ābreaking the sky window,ā he sighs, just once, āPerhaps⦠we can find you lodging. Somewhere without glass.ā
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You literally drop into his personal bubble of solitude. Bad move.
āWhat in the Archonsā name are you?ā
You, dazed, āA⦠creature of heaven?ā
He glares, āThen go back.ā
But your wings are all messed up, so he (very reluctantly) takes you back home.
He absolutely does not help you fix your wings, but he also doesnāt leave you alone. He reminds you of a cat you once became friends with.
You become a part of his daily routine and canāt help yourself from saying, āYou donāt do anything fun, do you?ā
āFun is a waste of time.ā
āThen youāre doing life wrong!!ā
He glares at you. You sleep on the couch that night. But the next morning, when he finds you crying because your wingās condition worsened overnight, he freezes.Ā
āDonātāstop crying. Thatās annoying.ā
He ends up awkwardly bandaging your wing in silence. You smile through tears, āYouāre not mean, you just talk like... thunder. Scary, but not harmful. It's comforting when you get used to it.ā
He rolls his eyes, muttering, āThen maybe you should go back to Heaven where itās quiet.ā
He doesnāt mean it. Not at all.
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You land mid-fight, radiant and confused, feathers flying everywhere. He nearly trips on a halo.
āFinally! A challenge that fell from the sky itself!ā
Youāre dazed, āIā wait, are you fighting for sport?ā
āOf course. Wanna join?ā
You heal him instantly, wings fluttering. āYou mortals are insane.ā
āYou say that like itās a bad thing.ā
He challenges you to a spar. You refuse. He grins wider.
āCāmon, angel, show me what Heavenās got.ā
By the end of the day, heās covered in soot, youāve broken half a cliff, and both of you are laughing like maniacs under a star-filled canopy.
Later, he tells everyone he āfought Heaven and won.ā Youāre still trying to explain that you were trying to apologize.
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You land on him mid-song. He doesnāt even flinch, just keeps playing.
āAh, another fallen star~ Are you here to steal my thunder, or just my spotlight?ā
You start humming harmony with him. The crowd thinks itās divine intervention.
3 hours later: āYouāre drunk.ā āIām holy, actually.ā
He tells everyone youāre his muse. Youāre pretty sure he just wants free drinks.
Still, when you tell him Heaven doesnāt allow music like his, he looks genuinely sad.
āThen maybe,ā he says softly, stroking your wings, āthatās why you fell, to learn what joy sounds like.ā
You forget to correct him.
He calls you ālittle doveā and teaches you drinking songs. Mondstadt gains a new legend: āThe Bard and His Angel.ā
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You crash into his office like divine retribution. He looks up from his paperwork, sighs, and stands.
He catches you effortlessly, wings first, āYouāre not an inmate.ā
āAm I under arrest?ā you ask hopefully. (Look, this man is hot.)
āNot unless falling from heaven is a crime.ā He instantly regrets saying that, because you smile too brightly, like trouble.
He ends up escorting you around like a lost tourist. The entire prison now thinks their Duke has a celestial partner. He does not correct them.
He chuckles when you blink in confusion, āYouāre free to stay until we figure this out.ā
You try to āhelpā with fortress duties only to end up blessing the coffee machines and confusing every inmate into repentance.
He finds you asleep on his couch later, halo dim, wings tucked under his coat.
āYou really donāt belong here,ā he murmurs, but he makes no move to wake you.
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You appear in a burst of light during his night watch, collapsing midair.
He catches you before you hit the ground, heart pounding, āWhat⦠are you?ā
āLost,ā you whisper, āand tired.ā
He hesitates before wrapping his arms around you, āThen rest. Iāll stand guard.ā
When you wake, you offer to purify his karmic burden. He recoils, then softens when you only press a gentle hand to his shoulder.
āYou carry pain,ā you murmur.
āItās mine to bear.ā
āThen let me bear it with you, just for a moment.ā
For the first time in centuries, he lets someone touch him without fear.
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Heās drinking Osmanthus Wine when you crash in front of him like a divine comet.
He sighs, āAh. Itās been a while since Celestia threw one down.ā
You pop out of the water, grinning, āYou talk like youāve met angels before.ā
āIāve buried a few.ā
You laugh, delighted, āOh, youāre fun!ā
He ends up buying you tea, halfway between amused and nostalgic. When you ask what āmoneyā is, he feels a migraine coming on.
You sit beside him as he tells you tales about the other angels heās met.
You lean towards, eyes gleaming, eyebrows wiggling, āYou sound like you miss them.ā
āPerhaps I do.ā
You grin, āThen Iāll keep you company until I figure out how to fly back.ā
āI suspect,ā he murmurs with a knowing smile, āyou wonāt be in any rush.ā
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