tags: silly & wholesome fluff, giulio lecturing reader about eating healthy, mentions of food, worried & caring!giulio
giulio isn't usually the type to lecture others, but there's one thing he'll give you a lecture over any day of the week: food!
honestly, giulio can't stand to see you eat that unhealthy garbage, when he could make you something better in less time!
he's always scolding you, telling you to eat healthier and look out for yourself. until eventually, you get sick of his lectures!
during the middle of one of his βeat healthyβ lectures, you suddenly grab giulio by the collar and pull him into a kiss
the poor guy is caught completely off guard by that kiss and he's frozen in place when you pull away from his lips, blinking slowly
he opens his mouth for a moment, making it seem like he wants to say something, before falling silent again, as his cheeks turn into a light shade of pink
βiβ w-what was i talking about againβ¦?β he eventually stutters out, that kiss having seemingly wiped all of his memories
at least now you won't have to hear him lecture you anymoreβ¦
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(This is actually just sliced off from a post I made while very ill. I'm still sick, but not so much that the poor formating of those posts doesn't bother me.)
Now before I do this, I want to make one thing very clear: I know fuck all about 3/6 of these characters. That's right, a full half of the folks I'm about to comment on have had all of a combined 5 minutes screentime. I am basing a healthly portion of this on like four sentences.
This is "Murder Machine" Killer here, in a meeting with Captain Kid, Magician Hawkins and Roar Of The Sea Apoo. This is Murder Machine Killer... Saying by far the most reasonable, well thought out of all the dialogue in that scene.You guys, on the Kid Pirate's flagship (I'm going to go ahead and guess... Galleon? Seems legit.) KILLER "So good at murder they named him twice" THE MURDER MACHINE IS THE VOICE OF CALM REASON.This lead my brother and I to discussing what would happen if all three captains and first mates were dropped in the middle of the ocean and the first mates had to get them shore of a nearby deserted island and survive (ie: don't kill one another) for an entire week. That's the kinda losers we are.
Mina: Law would be fine. Bepo is a fucking polar bear. Those beasts can swim. He'd leave two captain-encumbered humans well behind.
Bro: He'd apologize for it though.
Mina: That would just make Luffy see it as a race
Bro: You say that as if Luffy didn't already see it as a race.
Mina: Yeah okay very true.
Luffy: Zoro, swim faster! We can totally beat Torao!
Zoro: Damnit Luffy stop kicking my sides! It's not a race! -Immediately starts to speed up to try and beat a goddamn polar bear because it's Zoro-
Luffy: Whoo! Ha! -Turns back to stick out tongue at Law and Bepo- Nnnnaaaa. Hurry up, Torao! You're going to lose!
Law: Strawhat-ya what are you .... Of course. We're lost in the sea and your having fun. This isn't a game! -To Bepo, whispering his plan, of course he has a plan- Just get us close. I should be able to use my power to get us there first.
Killer: The important thing is that we're all okay. We should be careful to pace ourselves - that island looks to be a good distance away and the currents here are unknown and unpredictable. Anyway, I'm just glad that you're okay, Kid.
Luffy: -Stops 'cheering' on Zoro for half a second to give and honestly cheerfull wave as they pass by Kid and Killer-
Kid: Screw that. You're gonna beat these motherfuckers or I swear to God I will kill you myself. NOW FASTER GODDAMNIT!
-The rest of this scene is mostly idiots, an annoyed Law, and the only sane man Killer just surviving on island. We did this for like an hour-
I'd like to believe this is roughly how this scenario would play out during a filler episode. Like when they took four devil fruit users to a water park or that time Luffy and Law were turned into human pets. The most important thing, though, is that my little brother supports my madness. He's read the entire manga and seen most the anime and yet 100% approved this.
In a crossover maybe 5-10 people will appreciate, hereβs my picks for the various casts of the many Danganronpa installments and how I would organize them if they were structured like a Valkyria Chronicles Squad. Note: Iβll mainly be going by Squad Eβs set-up in VC4, which removed the Armored Tech class and simplified the skill trees from VC2 and VC3 into armor and weapon types, rather than classes.
Tank Commander
Makoto Naegi (1st Lieutenant, later Captain): Being thatΒ βInspireβ is an available order in the series, he felt fitting as the entire squadβs commander; outside of the tank, heβd be a Scout. His plans -though unusual for a high ranked commander and likely to make other squads doubt him- have come through time and again with his βeveryone comes homeβ mantra inspiring loyalty that few other commanders can boast.
Shuichi Saihara (Tank Driver): Like Isara in VC1 or Miles in VC4; I would naturally have him beside Naegi in the tank, helping to come up with tactical moves. His character arc would be learning to speak up and showing himself to be an immensely talented tactician in his own right; Naegi encourages him frequently to one day surpass him and lead the squad.
Secondary Tank Driver
Kyousuke Munakata (2nd Lieutenant): Like Zaka in VC1 or Ronald in VC4, heβd drive a smaller tank solo, setting him up as aΒ βrivalβ character to Naegi. Heβll follow orders, but wonβt be afraid to question his commanderβs more risky maneuvers.
APC Driver
The Imposter: Like Dan in VC4, heβd carry soldiers into battle aboard his APC, telling them βI will carry you allβ as he does so. Few know his true identity but absolutely none question his driving skills.
Scouts
Kokichi Ouma (Sergeant): Like Alicia in VC1 or Minerva in VC4, his stats would be frightening; despite the sheer lack of trust his comrades place in him preventing him from moving up in rank, he would frequently come up with strategies of his own that often pay off, undermining Naegiβs leadership.
Rantarou Amami: Being aΒ βsurvivorβ his evasion stats would be tremendous. He largely joined the conflict to travel deep as he could into Imperial territory in search of his lost sisters.
Aoi Asahina: Sheβd likely have access to theΒ βDouble Movementβ potential because sheβs so fit. A plucky girl that helps keep morale high within the squad.
Daisaku Bandai: The joke here is that heβs tall and conspicuous enough that people assume heβd be a lancer and yet is so strangely good at blending in with nature that he makes for a perfect scout.
Yasuhiro Hagakure: Given his skill for escaping the mob unharmed and slip out of danger, heβd also have a strong evasion stat (and probably some lousy accuracy).
Rouma Hoshi: Heβd be a powerful all-around capable scout with high accuracy and defense. His squad story would be essentially based around finding his purpose in life, as opposed to looking for aΒ βgood deathβ in battle.
Sonosuke Izayoi: Heβd be another tough scout with some potentials leaning towards stealth assassination.
Yuuto Kamishiro: Heβd likely have access to a variety of stealth potentials to let him handle recon and the like (without necessarily being fit to engage enemies directly).
Koichi Kizakura: Heβd be one of the rareΒ βdefensiveβ scouts able to protect camps all across the map. Happy to be of help, he claims to work best as aΒ βspotterβ to the squadβs star sniper, though sheβll deny needing his help every single time.
Mahiru Koizumi: Given her talent, sheβd be almost purely recon focused, probably having higher-than-average accuracy. Given the opportunity, sheβll prefer not to kill.
Leon Kuwata: I find the notion amusing of him claiming that he wants to switch classes to shocktrooper because they often get all the glory only to turn out to be completely suited to scout work in a later squad story (though heβd still be in denial by the end of it).
Sayaka Maizono: Like Freesia York in VC1, her background as a dancer makes her work well at the general necessities of a scout. Given her role as theΒ βheroineβ character, Iβd have likely made her the medic if not for the role being taken already by someone better suited.
Komaru Naegi: The commanderβs younger sister who graduated the academy some years after him, he was always quick to tell people she inherited all the firing accuracy in the family. Taking to the battlefield herself, sheβs eager to prove this to be true.
Kanon Nakajima: A younger girl who entered the military to follow after her cousin, many ironically believe due to her firing accuracy and ruthlessness with dispatching hostiles that sheβd have been better suited to the shocktrooper class; she dismisses all of these claims each and every time, perfectly content to occupy the class closest to her cousin.
Angie Yonaga: Sheβd be the one with the more off-the-wall potentials that become useful in rare situations.
Shocktroopers
Hajime Hinata (Sergeant-Major): Like Rosie, Zeri or Raz, heβd be the βmainβ Shocktrooper with stats far above the rest, which eventually gets explained as him being the first in a series of failed attempts to create an βartificial Valkyriaβ like Maximilian at the end of VC1; his story arc would be overcoming this side of himself to win the war with the power of a normal human being.
Tenko Chabashira: Sheβd no doubt have the Man-Hater potential like Dallas Wyatt in VC1, while also making a point to protect the rest of the girls in the squad whenever she can. Some of them donβt appreciate or want said help.
Touko Fukawa: Though some see her as a jittery bookworm, once sheβs in the heat of battle and witnessed enough blood, her true potential comes out, turning her into a killing machine.
Mukuro Ikusaba: Iβve considered making her a soldier of The Empire, though as aΒ βwhat-ifβ character, she couldnβt be anything else but a Shocktrooper (having her be a Darcsen in this AU could also make for some interesting character drama)
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: A young Darcsen man, heβd push himself to achieve glory for his family and to hopefully fight back against the stigma against Darcsens (like Zeri in VC2)
Nagito Komaeda: Something of a walking disaster ala Lily in VC4, his potentials would all largely be based around luck (such as βDude Mineβ or Mica Hawkinsβ βJam Jinxedβ) and would most certainly either help or hinder whichever detachment heβs a part of.
Ibuki Mioda: Given that she canonically fires a flamethrower, this role seemed obvious for her. Sheβd probably keep a chipper attitude even in the madness of war.
Kaito Momota: Given his role as aΒ βHeroβ character, heβd naturally be one of the best shocktroopers in the squad, with stats nearly comparable to Hinataβs.
Akane Owari: Sheβd be a more evasion-focused trooper who occasionally experiences major downgradesΒ to evasion due to rushing headlong into danger (much like Razβs Reckless Charge potential)
Peko Pekoyama: Given her hardy nature, sheβd be especially capable of tanking a lot of rounds, though sheβd likely feel somewhat uncomfortable with a rifle (like Fleuret Valois in VC4) and have less-than-stellar firing accuracy.
Juuzo Sakakura: A powerful shocktrooper all around, his main drawback would be a disobedient streak when it comes to orders not given by Munakata.
Byakuya Togami: Naturally talented, Togami would participate mainly as a matter of family honor. As expected, heβd be the 3rd or 2nd best shocktrooper behind Hinata (or maybe even above Momota)
Lancers
Sonia Nevermind (βHonoraryβ Lieutenant): A noblewoman and a member of the royal family for the country your squad is protecting, her military service (and her comparatively low rank) would be an effort to inspire her countrymen by taking to the field of battle. In spite of her high station, sheβll gladly accept any orders given for the sake of the mission.
Gonta Gokuhara: Born in a small town on the outskirts, his reasons for joining the war effort would be to protect the bug habitats that The Empire is toppling.
The Great Gozu: He would likely have the highest HP of all the other lancers.
Hiroko Hagakure: A former delinquent and veteran of the last war, this woman has no problem telling people she taught her scout of a son βeverything he knows.β Many doubt if this claim is something worth bragging about, though are just as quickly silenced by her ingenuity in stopping tanks dead in their tracks. Those days as a delinquent werenβt for nothingβ¦
Kiibo: Humanized in this continuity, he would take the firing proficiency he was taught growing up to take out tanks efficiently rather than by brute force.
Isshiki Madarai: The only one of his brothers to get conscripted, this beast of a man would take great pleasure wiping out tanks for the glory of his family.
Nekomaru Nidai: A reliable man happy to support his fellow soldiers, he would dutifullyΒ βsoften upβ tanks before letting someone else delivery the finishing shot.
Sakura Oogami: Likely the most powerful lancer in terms of sheer destructive capacity, sheβd the only one to carry the heavier equipment that other lancers dare not attempt to lug into battle.
Mondo Oowada: Something of a loner, heβd he the unit you send off to take care of pesky tanks on obscure parts of the map. He swears by his firing accuracy (though he can never match Kiibo).
Engineers
Ruruka Andou: As a bonus to her repairing and healing job, sheβll occasionally let soldiers and tank drivers have a piece of her candy upon helping them out, giving them a minor morale boost. The drawback is a major drop in morale if she does so again, refusing to hand out any more of her candy as a way to string them along. Sheβs a double-edged sword if there ever was one.
Chihiro Fujisaki: A tech wizard as far as the 1930β²s can go, heβd be highly attentive to fixing tanks though physically frail and often needing protection from them in the thick of battle. Heβs working to change this.
Miu Iruma: A self-proclaimed genius inventor, her tendency to makeΒ βmodificationsβ to the tanks she repairs has given her something of a bad reputation, even if anything she repairs often ends up working better than it did out of the factory.
Teruteru Hanamura: He would be the type to compare both tanks and injured soldiers to various fine dishes heβs prepared in the past, saying all they need is hisΒ βspecial touch.β Units rarely come to him for help.
Ryouta Mitarai: Highly insecure of the quality of his repairs, heβd likely go through a squad story in which he learns to have confidence in his abilities as an engineer, though that confidence may not last. Baby stepsβ¦
Chiaki Nanami: Something of a natural genius, she would get a lot more done on the battlefield if she werenβt so sleepy. Once focused, her support on all fronts is second-to-none.
Hiyoko Saionji: Even though she calls it βlowly Greasemonkey workβ she takes her job seriously enough when it comes to taking care of tanks, but can be l stingy when it comes to healing, sadistically holding Ragnaid over someoneβs head while saying βWellllβ¦ I guess I could heal you.β One of the rare engineers that both sides fear.
Kazuichi Souda: Something of a scatterbrain when it comes to tanks, heβll stand by his repairs as being the best, though the sycophantic infatuation heβll take with the machine once the repair is done leave some drivers reluctant to call upon his services.
Hifumi Yamada: His preference is to keep himself busy all across the battlefield by clearing mines, resupplying ammo and just generally aiding the push on the front line without sticking to any groups in particular. Aside from the commander, the only orders thatβll have him to resupply are those given by a certain red-eyed sniperβ¦
Himiko Yumeno: Something of a lazy engineer, sheβs prone to sticking close to groups when she can all while claiming to be lendingΒ βsupportβ with her magic. Few question her on it for the simple advantage of having a semi-reliable engineer at armβs reach.
Snipers:
Kyouko Kirigiri (Staff Sergeant): Having graduated the countryβs top military academy in the same class as the current commander, many assumed she would be the one leading the squad only for her to defer the position. Some believe her preference for watching over the battlefield withΒ βthe eyes of an eagleβ (as some have nicknamed it) are the reason for her choice in class.
Maki Harukawa: A famous mercenary, few in the squad are eager to lend her their trust, a position sheβll happily accept; she doesnβt want any amateurs getting in her way (such as a certain boisterous shocktrooper).
Celestia Ludenberg: Considered something of a devil behind the scope, her rank would surely improve if she werenβt so willing to allowΒ βunworthyβ marks from leaving her sights. Convincing her out of this insubordination may take some timeβ¦
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: Often underestimated due to his missing eye, heβs happy to shut any doubts about his skills down with a well-timed shot between theirs. Some rumors claim he used to hunt in the small village his family owned beside one of the squadβs other shocktroopers, who would always bring back whatever quarry heβd taken out.
Yasuke Matsuda: A surgeon in his civilian life, many questioned his choice of class as opposed to operating as a field medic. His usual answer to this is a scalpal embedded in whatever nearby wall has some target that few would mistake for a bullseye if he wasnβt so skilled at hitting them from many meters away.
Korekiyo Shinguuji: A self-proclaimed anthropologist, he joined the war effort in order to experience the human condition in the cruelest of circumstances. Thanks to the look of glee on his face when blowing away a target that knows he has them in his sights, heβs often avoided by the rest of the squad.
Grenadier
Kaede Akamatsu: A girl with an unusual sense for viewing the battlefield like a composition, sheβs prone to using musical terms likeΒ βorchestraβ to refer to a combined effort andΒ βcodaβ nearing the end of a mission. Somehow, despite all the chaos of war, her rounds almost always hit their mark.
Seiko Kimura: An unofficialΒ member of the squad, she joined as a science officer tasked with testing new chemical compositions that she creates for her mortars in the field. Given the choice, sheβd much rather be back in her lab, but has slowly grown accustomed to the soldierβs life beside this rowdy band of oddballs.
Ryouko Otonashi: Her position in the squad is something of aΒ βwhat-ifβ again, but the role is largely to take advantage of her talent for predicting and analyzing coordinates.
Tsumugi Shirogane: A seemingly frail girl unfit to carry the payload of mortar rounds all grenadiers are expected to, she makes a note of always observing every possible piece of information she has access to before making a move, gaining a natural skill for manipulating her enemyβs movements into the range of her interception fire.
Gundham Tanaka: Prone to calling his roundsΒ βHellfire that rains from aboveβ few are aware his strangely accurate estimations of the enemy position comes in part from the animal friends he makes before each mission, relaying intel to him before scattering.
Kirumi Toujou: An all-around reliable woman, she joined the war effort for the sake of her masterβs businesses that began struggling almost immediately after, though she immediately denied when asked if it would be possible for her to destroy The Empire. Despite that, sheβll make every effort she can to accomplish that very task, one mortar at a time.
Medic
Mikan Tsumiki: The medic who rushes into the warzone to evacuate wounded soldiers. Despite assumptions of her weak or scared nature, sheβs shown a surprising amount of bravery during the course of the campaign, leading the squad to trust her with their lives. Her bed-side manner is second-to-none.
Drill Sergeant
Chisa Yukizome: This immensely multi-faceted young woman is charged with training both rookies and veterans. Though she may come off as tough at first, the squad have to come to understand over time that sheβs always looking out for each and every one of them. To her, every wound is something she could have prevented with better training.
Mission Control
Kazuou Tengan (General): Not a playable class per se, his role as the direct the operations themselves that the squad take part in. Given his years of military service, few question his battlefield wisdom.
Miaya Gekkogahara: As a radar operator, her role is to debrief the squad on their current mission. Despite her fiercely logical approach to strategy, many have difficulty taking to her tendency to describe the complexities of these operations with a hand puppet shaped like a pink rabbit. Her dedication to ensuring each and every unit understands the mission has endeared her to the squad.
Junko Enoshima
Sheβd start out the game as a rival tank commander ala Jaeger or Walz with Monika as her tank driver, only for her to boredly say when backed into a cornerΒ βI hateΒ doing thisβ before her eyes start glowing red while her hair pales to a snowy white, glowing all over. Sheβs not just a brilliant tactician: sheβs The Empireβs secret weapon, the Valkyria of legend.
How does the squad manage to topple the strategic genius thatβs given them this much trouble now wielding the power to decimate whole companies with a single stroke of her lance? Theyβll need a Valkyria of their own, naturally.
Perhaps they have such a woman in their midst? Who can sayβ¦
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summary: when imca is hurt, you help her, despite her resistance!
βp-put me down, i can walkβ!!β
imca squirmed in your arms, as you carried her off the battlefield. even after she had been shot, she refused to let you help her, so you had to resort to drastic measures and take matters into your own hands.
βstop pretending like you're fine, you need first aid!β you scolded imca, who only huffed in response. βif you let me treat your wounds and rest a bit, you'll be on the battlefield again soon. but you need to allow me to help you, imcaβ¦β
tags: pleasure dom!jaeger, wholesome fluff, high stamina (jaeger), rough/gentle!dom, teasing/edging (jaeger to reader)
jaeger is absolutely a pleasure dom!
he's more into pleasing his partner than being pleased himself! and he also easily can keep himself denied for quite a while, to focus his attention on his partner
he'll be as rough or as gentle as you want with you! though if you want him to take things slow and be gentle, he tends to be a little too slow
he's not usually a tease, but he does like to edge you a little and make you beg for him to speed up
jaeger doesn't enjoy quickies and he instead wants to take his time and take you somewhere private
it usually takes him a couple rounds to be satisfied. he wants to know you feel satisfied before he stops!
he likely has higher stamina than you as well! he can go for what seems like forever and you'll never see him tired or exhausted!
So it looks like - despite these characters having a combined ten minutes screen time - I have enough feelings (and screenshots) that it requires either:
Cutting back on the images, using a limit of five for each which is perfectly sensible with how many scenes they have
Splitting this motherfucker in two and add in more gushing!
I think we all know which one I'm going with.
However, the title stays! Partly because I already established a naming theme with my Zoro post and hell if I'm about to break a theme. Partly because look how Portal-eqsue the title looks!
Murder Machine Killer
Quick Translation Note: Apparently, according to my siblings who I trust completely and so am making no effort to fact check, at some point before(?) the Dressrosa arc, the company that translates the anime changed, resulting in some weird quirks.
For instance, Killer went from Killer, the "Massacre Soldier" (cool! ... Also, kinda dark) to "Murder Machine" Killer (not as cool and also redundant unless he turns out to be a cyborg or robot or something - that's on me then).
From my .5 seconds of research, from what I can tell, calling someone a massacre soldier is the equivalent to saying they're a murder machine. So, despite the cool factor of the former, I am going to stick with the later which has the added advantage of not making me think of murdering towns full of of innocent civilizations. Although that is definitely something Killer and Kid have done. It's how they bond.
Now let's talk about this sweetie right here!
[I cannot express how cute it is whenever they cut to Killer for reaction shots. They do it a surprising amount.]
One of my biggest issues with tumblr is that it limits you to ten pictures a post. Like, I get it, but despite his small amount of screentime and lack of facial expressions, Killer is extremely animated. Like.... It takes a lot of animation. Because he's constantly jumping around.
(Provided you are this geek right here)
Sword Hedgehog made a friend! Blade hedgehog!
Ahh, he's not alone anymore!
[See this post about the adorable friendship between two different species of hedgehog to get a better idea of Killer's basic fighting style and also WTF I'm talking about.]
But I don't just like him because he is probably-definitely a former South Blue Olympic Gymnast (he took silver in high bars, pummel horse and ribbon dance!). There are plenty of reasons to love a this murder machine.
[Okay but take a second to appreciate how he'd managed to mix 90s style wrist blades, 60s chap fringe, 80s metal hair and 70s disco shirt.]
Assuming you're familiar with One Piece, you know how much it loves it's mirroring and parallels. Like, it is really REALLY into them.
Right after the three cap bros get together to do some paralling, for instance, we get the three crews mirroring each other and then a scene where the vice captains from the Hearts and the Kids both jump in to fight for their captains. This, despite the fact that any of the cap bros could have easily taken all the marines down by themselves. But, you know, got to show they have first mates who care.
Ahh!
[This is Killer helpfully mocking the enemy for his teammate. Why? Because his teammate is busy spitting fire. Obviously.]
In Killer's case, he's got to jump in because Kid up there is too busy making eyes at glaring at Luffy. Glaring so hard that he momentarily forgets that an entire platoon of marines positioned a few feet away are actively trying to kill him.
No, fuck that. He's making eyes at Luffy.
Luckily, he's got a good vice captain who'll protect him no matter what. We know that partly because we just saw Killer mirroring Zoro and we know it's true if Zoro and partly because Kid is going to be constantly dragging Killer up in every conversation he has - conversation Killer is pointedly not a part of - like he's done sort of helmeted safety blanket. That's just the kind of deeper bond they have, you guys.
And probably the kind of deeper bondage they have. I mean, look at them. It's not hard to picture. I definitely am.
You're welcome for that mental image by the way.
[I want to talk about how the kid pirates clearly picked their outfits by running through a college's drama department costume closet but there is like three posts worth of material in there looks.]
Somehow, after I finished typing this post up, I realized I made it through the whole thing without talking about how - both among the Kid Pirates as well as the VC3 - MURDER MACHINE KILLER IS THE CALM, RATIONAL VOICE OF REASON.
Look, I'm going to keep saying it until I'm given any proof to the contrary. But none has yet to appear.