#murder machine killer

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Headcanons: Killer x F! S/O - Pregnancy and Parental 

(Female pronouns) 

Killer

Pregnancy

🍜 Honestly, probably some of the most unexpected pieces of news Killer ever anticipated on hearing. He had been preoccupied with survival and grandeur dreams of elevating Kid to be the pirate king. While navigating the craziness that was the grandline and the new world. So hearing {Name} tell him the news of her pregnancy was very unexpected. She waited, hoping to find an opportune moment but one never arised, so in perhaps a little more casual manner than she wanted, she delivered the news over sharing a bowl of pasta.

🍜 Well after the initial choking on his noodles, Killer had to take a moment. He gathered his thoughts, being the worry wart he weighed the pros and cons of the news. {Name} knew Killer, so his outright lack of a reaction was expected but still anxiety inducing nevertheless. “Are you sure?” Was Killer’s first words, {Name} confirmed once again and explained being checked three times by different doctors who all confirmed the news. Truth be told, Killer felt so out of depth but still he concealed a smile beneath his mask. 

🍜 Killer is the pique of information, he knows every good food, bad food, and expected symptom. Everything, in fact he was so involved that he developed morning sickness. The condition is better known as sympathetic pregnancy. Killer becomes a bit overbearing and tries to restrict {Name’s} contact with anything dangerous and begins to think in extremities. {Name} does calm him down, explaining that all that information is very vital and his concern is valid, but she knows her body as well. Sometimes all it took was placing his hand on her stomach to feel those over energetic kicks to really calm him down. 

🍜If he could, he would literally carry her everywhere. {Name} refuses, but Killer still offers all the time. To make up for this Killer does frequently insist on giving {Name} foot massages, knowing that her feet will hurt after too much walking and standing. The rest of the crew also got a tad annoyed by Killer’s baby proofing of literally everything on the ship. Or accidentally neglecting duties because he is too distracted reading all those parenting books. 

🍜Had roped Kid into preparing a whole bunch of stuff like toys, a crib and even a mobile. The crew honestly got so excited thanks to Killer that there was a silent war over who would be named the official godfather. Though Killer had already dubbed them all the uncles. Killer also grew insanely adept at sewing because he made a majority of {Name’s} maternity clothes and some babygrows, one in just about every colour. 

Parental 

🍜 Killer had been imagining the moment when he would first see and meet his child. He never knew what he would feel, or how he would react. Newborns admittedly looked a little uglier than he expected. He couldn’t fathom how such a tiny and fragile human existed. Killer never once sat and thought about how everyone started as babies, it’s not one of those things he thinks about but seeing his child and just how tiny they were, they could practically fit in the palm of his hand. 

🍜 So hesitant and afraid to hold the tiny baby. Takes a lot of encouragement and reassurance from {Name} before Killer feels secure enough to hold his child for the first time. He remembers being nervous, but also excited. The soft bundle of warmth that made some weird noises while remaining fast asleep in his arms. Much like {Name} the process of learning to be a parent was an arduous one, Killer was more afraid of accidentally hurting them than anything. 

🍜 10/10 Killer would do anything for this tiny human, no questions asked. The feelings of being a parent was not just the anxiety, the questions of if he was doing it well or even regretting mistakes where he could have handled it differently. It was an inexplicable and sometimes overwhelming feeling of love and joy even from the most mundane things. Looking forward to seeing them grow but at the same time being sad about it, a bittersweet feeling. 

🍜 In terms of how Killer tries to shape his parenting is a little on the strict side. He explains the best he can, to a level that could be understood by a child for the rules he enforces. He is permissive at times when it can be afforded and does indulge and encourage curiosity unless it something that could be detrimental or dangerous for them. On some things he is immovable and stubborn. A fair example was when he put his foot down, not allowing his babybean to eat too many sweets in fear of them getting stomach aches or cavities. Killer was devastated when they said that they hated him though. 

The entire onigashima sequence is so gay it almost hurts 🥸

Law is rushing around his boyfriends like the homotron 3000 that he is

Kid and killer could not be more in love if the tried (they canonically call each other partner like come on)

And Zoro and sanji are doing their taking care of each other and protecting each other, while still trying to keep up appearances thing. It’s amazing

I was absolutely gagged when it happened, especially because I always assumed it would be in person???

Situation from today

Fun fact my DM looks really Usopp like so I plan to convince him to cosplay him one day.

I casted characters by how much each of my friends resemble and who would play DnD

Also the classes and races are not exactly the same as my friends

We have:

Usopp - Dungeon Master

Killer - Neutral Good Barbarian tiefling

Rosinante (aged to the age what he would have rn) - Chaotic Neutral Bard/Warlock gnome

Tsuru - True Neutral Sorcerer elf

Bepo - Lawful Good Druid halfling

And then there's this one little shit just enjoying the show xD 🖤

Like Luffy, Kidd struggles with being quarantined. Killer has to distract him by suggesting various projects. Grudgingly, Kidd finds himself tinkering. Until he gets bored and throws a Kylo Ren/Bakugo-styled tantrum. The second-mate is quick to calm him down. Then the cycle repeats itself. Sometimes multiple times a day.

Killer has his hands full keeping the crew busy and fed. He’d go refill their supplies if he didn’t need to keep an eye on Kidd. So Killer has either Heat or Wire get food. Should he ever find himself with some free-time, Killer ends up playing the drums.

Heat keeps busy by playing various card games, be it single-player or multi-player. Or reading whatever books are available on the ship. Unless Killer needs him for a food run.

Wire wanders about the Victoria Punk and doing whatever he can to keep from being bored. Ends up playing cards with Heat a lot. Though he is happy to get off the ship when he can.

In conclusion:

Who adapts: Heat and Wire.

Life barely changes: Killer.