#vampire!patton

… So I decided to make a Fem!Logicality vampire AU

When did they become vanpires

How old are they

What year were the vampires born

How long has V been locked away, what has he missed

Does V immediately latch onto the grunge/emo aesthetic because it matches the whole vampire theme

Is Roman a himbo™

What is the twins relationship like

Anxciet is the main pairing, are there any side pairings?

How does Janus react to the whole "oh yeah vampires are real" thing

Were any of the vamps around for any big historical events

Were any of the vamps big historical figures

Do they end up going to highschool/uni with the humans

What does everyone look like

Do any of them have really strong opinions about something useless (eg. pineapple on pizza, a certain colour, double denim, etc)

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Virgil became a Vampire sometime in the 17/1800s?? Logan is from around the 1500s, and Patton claims he lost count a long time ago.(Patton’s probably at least at least a thousand years old though? But he looks more like a young 25 y/o whose attire choices change day to day but generally always gives off that Parent vibe), Virgil was turned by Patton, Logan was born Vampire, Patton was assumably born vampire. Remus and Roman are 27, Janus is 25.

Virgil was locked away for about 150 years, give or take? He missed the entire shift in society and the human experience, from how relationships are viewed/treated to longer lifespans, to cleaner hygiene, convenience, and technology, hell, even the more open existance of the lgbtqa+ community! A /lot/ has happened in the past 100 years, and now Virgil has alot of catchup to do.(and don’t worry, Patton & Logan help Virgil catch up pretty quickly, they share flashcards and Virgil gets h o o k e d on social media when he gets a phone)

He absolutely does. Its a weird adjustment, what with the now wildly varied different textiles and styles and change. Especially the lack of layers, he misses those. (And finds immense comfort in the jacket that Janus gifts him, as its big and oversized and feels oh so very soft and warm.) But no yeah, he gets his hair cut(it still grew for those years locked away, albiet still rather slowly from malnutrition) and rocks the fringe, even gets his hair dyed purple to match his eyes, all the grunge/punk/emo aesthetic! Some of his favorite new things are makeup, piercings, and so much black fabric to chose from!

You’ll be surprised to note, that Roman is sadly not a himboTM in this au, as Virgil has already taken over that roll 💜💜💜

Remus and Roman’s relationship? Honestly ride or die chaos, the kinds of siblings that play pranks on one another and insult eachother but god forbid some poor outsider steps in to try and say the same thing they said abt their sibling, that outsider will have regreted it. The kind if ‘The Only one allowed to call my brother a Bitch-Ass Idiot is ME’ kind of siblings? Look they grew up in a area filled with people who dont like things out of the norm and befriended the local bullied kid who is half-covered in snake scales and speaks with a lisp due to his split togue. Remus himself suffers from intrusive anxiety and Roman suffers from chronic(?) depression. They’re all a bit ride or die, through and through.

Anxceit is the main pairing, and while it’s not entirely set in stone, Logince and Intruality are probably the other two.

Technically its not a secret in their world?? Like magic is a thing in their workd, its just usually left out of humanities bloodline. Humans like Janus are pretty rare bc of that. Vampires are still p rare to meet but not unheard of.

Yes, the vampires were alive for many major historical events. No we are not going to talk abt any of them. Same goes w/ historical figures.

Yes! Infact, Roman and Logan share college/uni theatre classes together! Logans currently an astronomy major, Roman a theatre arts major(i think thats what its called?) Logan is a formidible lyrical rival and Roman finds himself constantly losing to his rival in the form of slam poetry, though every day Roman always gets a little closer to winning(Logan adores the challenge, and the passion Roman has to beat Logan at his own game is riviting to experience. Logan would def consider Roman a perfect companion, but would have never acted on it if virgil hadnt been rescued by said companions twin brother, thus gettig both trios heavily involved w/ each other.) Patton’s been alive so long that he doesn’t care too much for academia, and instead focuses on tactile learning, like pottery and woodworking. Remus himself is an arts major, known for making really hyper horror or grotesque creature sculptures/doll customization, so he kind of just laches onto this man who seems to be larger than life and is far from bothered by Remus’s ‘not safe for common convos’ way of talking and its nice not to have someone run away. (Honestly, the feeling is mutual between the two)

As for what everone looks like, I kinda just want to leave that up to interpretation? If I end up drawing any of them they’ll probably be reflective of the way that I usually draw the sides, just human or vampire-ified, and maybe have a trait or two tweaked specifically for the au? The only real thing standing out to me is that i might give Remus or Roman Albinism? Idk yet.

Uhhhh i’m sure they have alot? Logan hates modern mirrors, bc they are usually not made w/ a silver backing. Let me tell you the first time Logna passed his full blown reflection out of something he’d never been able to use before, its clear, consise, ans ge hates it bc he can now very easily stare into his own eyes clearly and question existance.

Patton, despite being the oldest ever, is still v afraid of soiders despite knowing they cant hurt him too horribly.

Part of the Four Human-Eating Monsters and An Apathetic Florist AU!

Summary: Virgil comes home late and tired to a tiny spider in the kitchen

Warnings: Spiders, Sleep Deprivation

Word Count: 883

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Virgil was amazed he hadn’t crashed yet. As he drove down the dark road, all he could think of was the warmth of his bed at home and his soulmates around him.

His dad had arranged a family get-together; Virgil suspected it was his way of getting out of explaining Virgil's soulmate situation himself. His moms were definitely more than a little freaked out to find that their only son was perfectly fine with dating four cannibals.

After what had apparently been six hours of explaining and calming them down, he was allowed to go home. Which was good; he hadn’t been sleeping too well that week.

MaKe PaTtOn A rEaL sCaRy MoNsTeR cOwArDs

Summary: Virgil Baker is a young wizard who despite his creepy aesthetic does not approve of the way his older brother Logan is going behind their parents backs to see his vampire boyfriend Patton.

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October Prompt #18: Fang

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“There you are.” Virgil looked annoyed, in the middle of a game of finger football with Thomas. The two were flicking a folded-up napkin back and forth across the counter. Still no other customers in sight, although Logan noted that could also be due to the fact his brother had ‘helpfully’ turned the sign from Open to Closed, likely in an attempt to avoid dealing with actual people.

“They are vampires.” Logan explained, flipping the sign and walking back towards his post.

“Wait…like actual vampires?” Thomas looked nervous. “I thought that was just a theme.”

“It’s a cover.” Logan began to tie his apron. “Don’t look so nervous, Thomas.”

“I’m just a big fan of keeping my blood inside my body.” Thomas gulped.

“Invest in a garlic necklace and you should be fine.” Logan shrugged.

“Wait, so how’d you figure it out?” Virgil leaned forwards, suddenly very eager to hear what his brother had to say. “Did you see jars of blood? Did they bite someone right in front of you?”

“Patton told me.” Logan answered, pulling out the dough he had abandoned before. Virgil and Thomas shared a look, both knowing how unhelpful Logan could be with giving information.

“And Patton is…?” Virgil waved him on to continue.

“A…friend.” Logan paused for just a moment too long. “As well as the owner’s son.”

Virgil’s eyes widened, recognizing Logan’s mannerisms. “Oh my god. You’re dating the competition.”

“I am not-“

“Then what’s that slip of paper in your pocket?” Virgil squinted.

Logan was quiet a moment. “…his phone number.”

Virgil let out a groan. “Seriously, the one guy you finally fall for and it’s our rival’s vampire son? What the hell, Logan?”

“He seems to act contrary to the stereotypes.” Logan insisted. “I am approaching this with a scientific curiosity only.”

“Yeah yeah, whatever you say.” Virgil rolled his eyes. “Keep telling yourself that when you come home with a bunch of love bites.”

It takes a while for Dee to find out, but eventually after asking around and talking to some more neutral sided vampires he’s able to find out that some vampires, when turned, can gain some powers if their sire is really REALLY powerful. Patton is powerful, but getting the powers is like a fifty-fifty chance thing. And Patton assumed, that Logan wouldn’t have any powers after he turned him.

And since his entire vampire clan is made up of vampires who have powers he didn’t have a use for him and left him to die after knocking him out. In his own way, it would have been a mercy kill with Logan being unconscious. 

Some jerk yells, "Hey, look! A vampire and a fairy!"

Patton turns to the a-hole, fangs bared in a sweet smile, eyes blood red. "He's human, actually."

Virgil facepalms, because wtf, Pat; you blew your cover, again.