#valerieswriting

Hello my lovely spirits! I originally done this in reverse where the s/o pick up lines on the characters that was my first little series on this blog. I honestly am a person that loves pick up lines and many people know that haha I love pick up lines and dad jokes. I have a lot more in my drafts that I completed for a while that I will post in a few days or so. With life and events happening I was never able to post more but I decided to do this for me. I hope you guys enjoy this <3

Marco

Marco knowing he hasn’t spent a lot of time with you recently the different shifts on the ship. And if you both got to see each other it was small talk and a quick kiss. Marco finally had some time to spend with you. Laying down in bed “It’s been a while.” you caress his scruff on his jawline.

“I know it has been yoi. But this is part of the life as a pirate” he let out a humble sigh, nodding at his response. “You want to know something.”

“What is it?” blinking a few times. His finger draws your face closer to his. The lazy smile you fell in love with his calm energy taking you hold.

“You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time,” Marco said softly placing a sweet kiss after he has spoken those words to you. You felt your soul leave your body for a moment. Marco’s mouth curled up “Did i take your breath away yoi.”

“ When don’t you take my breath away. I bet you tell that to everyone you met.” joking with him “Just with the one i love.. You are the one I love.” kissing the tip of your nose.

Law

“No, I’m not saying that ya” Law said he refused to use any pickup lines on you. Bepo look at him knowing you have been down for the last few days.

“Captain, _____ would like it,” Bepo said with the paper in his hand and the pickup line written down. “ _____ always does pick up lines on you why not do it back just once!”

Law thought about it for a while before agreeing. He looked at the paper feeling a bit nervous. He didn’t know how he agreed to his sitting on the edge of the bed, he saw you come out of the shower drying your hair. “Hey I thought you had work?” asking him

“No, I finished up… I wanted to spend some time with you.” he was rubbing the back of his neck, his mind repeating the pick-up line over and over. He didn’t want to mess this up. Giving him a small smile you took a seat next to him you leaned on his shoulder.  His head turned towards you as you looked up at him with a smile “There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can’t seem to take them off of you.”

Did your ear just deceive you? The man who hates when I use to pick up lines on him, he used one on me?!?!  Your eyes brighten up so big you pounce once his back hits the bed. Noticing his cheeks slightly red.

“You dont have any idea how much you made my night.” pepper kissed his face. Law not refusing the kisses but seeing the bright smile on your face was all that mattered to him

Ace

You and Ace wandering around the island you both docked off at.  "The food smells great here we have to check some of these places out before heading back on this ship.” Ace gave a grin. Both of you barely started to date recently you were still nervous at times. Ace fell in love with your personality from the start.  He practically blurted out to you he wanted to go out with you. You couldn’t have been more excited about the second commander taking interest in you. “Oh yeah they are known for their pork belly stir fry here!” you remember reading up about the island a few days ago.

Ace knew you were a shy person and at times very bashful. The first kiss made your knees weak you had to grab onto him. You had your own hands together. Ace looked at your hands as there were intertwined with one another. So badly he wanted to hold your hand. “Oi ______,” he said catching your attention. His hand slightly extends out to you. “ Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?”  your hand slightly shaking as it reached out to his. Feeling his warm hand holding your slightly clammy one. “Perfect fit.” giving you a cheesy grin.

“It’s not too clammy?” blushing hard. Feeling a bit insecure.

“Not at all.” raising the back of your hand to his lips as he places a kiss on it. "just the right amount of clammy" teasing manor

Hello lovely spirits! I've been in a fluffy mood all week. This specific scene popped in my head last night and I thought it was flipping cute!!! I hope you all enjoy!

TW: child

Katakuri placed a tray of doughnuts on the table. He would usually have his alone time in the Merienda by himself but for the last few years he has had some company. Having two tea cups set on the table one was just for him and one that was very tiny compared to his. As he prepped the teas carefully making sure they were just right he took a seat on the plush floor cushions. Carefully handing the tiny teacup to his daughter “Be careful d/n.” Katakuri said to his daughter who carefully reach for the teacup. He saw the sparkle in her crimson red eyes. The cup wasn’t extremely hot for the little girl to take hold of it. He made it with more milk than tea but still warm for her to drink it.

“Thank you, papa.” She smiled at Katakuri showing off her dimples on her cheeks.

Entering fatherhood a few years back the man knew a lot more than any man would know on how to care for a child. Growing up with many brothers and sisters he helped care for them. When it finally came to his own child this man was a bit nervous, he worried if his own child would fear him due to his mouth but the total opposite his daughters’ eyes lit up every time she got to see him. As she got older, she could see all the pressure her father was under. When entering the Merienda, he left it all outside of the room. The freshly baked doughnuts hit both their nostrils. Just like him his daughter had that same love for doughnuts.

Both began to munch down on the doughnuts. His daughter was taking another bite of the strawberry glazed doughnut and she heard a humming coming from her father. For years she has heard the doughnut song being sung by her father every time they both were in the room. She has memorized this song by heart but was always a bit too shy to sing it out loud. She was a bit hesitant until she began to follow along with “so delicious, doughnuts~~~” her voice softly sang along with her fathers.

Katakuri heard her little voice begin to sing along with him. He has been waiting for her to sing along with him. Hoping as much as he sang the song, she would join along with him. Katakuri sat up, swallowing the piece of doughnut in his mouth. His daughter was still chewing on her piece of doughnut as she looked at her dad with a little blush. The smile appeared on his face “you don’t have to be shy about singing along d/n, you do have a beautiful voice.” Katakuri patted her head, with his other hand he reaches for another doughnut handing it to her “so delicious, doughnuts~~~” 

“Doughnuts, doughnut oh doughnuts~~~” she reached for the doughnut as she began to sing. The entire Merienda was filled with them singing as they enjoyed their doughnuts.

 Even though it was just for a short amount of time each second felt like it lasted longer than the previous one. The sweets commander finished the rest of his day on his mind; he couldn't help but smile behind his scarf as he remembered them singing earlier together.

Hello, lovely spirits!!! I'm actually up pretty late but I've had this in my mind for a few days now 😘 I have been feeling a bit more creative the last few days. So I do have more content ideas!! I hope you enjoy !!!

Tw: Oral Sex, fantasy thoughts, cum filled mouth,trying not to get caught

“Are you serious right now?” he said in a low tone. Kissing down his torso your tongue slightly grazing the contour of his abs. Marco began to run his fingers through his hair.

We are back at it and I want thank my girls @simpforroses @fireflykaizoku and @starrybrujita for this fun collaboration we did today! These girls are so amazing and I love doing these with them! This is different characters from OP and who they would be at a Christmas party. I hope you enjoy this collaboration we did!

The Workaholic (always working even on the holidays gets dragged to the party but in there mind is still on work)

Law, Marco, Iceberg, Akainu, Monet, Caesar Clown (would experiment with the eggnog)

The Shot Enthusiast ( the one who hands out the drinks and wants people to loosen up)

Ace , Thatch , Gaban, Garp, Nami, Kureha, Yamato, Kaido, Shanks, Heat, Killer, Bartolomeo, Bellamy

The one who plays Santa Claus (dresses up like jolly old saint nick)

Whitebeard, Roger, Rayleigh, Sengoku, Fujitora, Corazon `

Santa’s Helpers (the eleves)

Haruta, Koby, Vivi, Rebecca, Ussop, Yamato, Perona

Coca- cola Bear:

Bepo

Who plays the Reindeer (rudolph) Chopper “this is my big shot!”

The Grinch: Kid, Lucci, Akainu, Hawkins, Zoro, Enel, Arlong,

The one who makes the grand feast (does the dinner and baking)

Sanji, Thatch, Makino , Killer , Zeff,  Pudding,

The one who gets drunk (the one that starts drinking from the beginning and doesn’t stop)

Zoro, Shanks, Benn, Kuzan, Sasaki, Kizaru, Rakuyo, Fossa, Kokoro

The one who stands under the mistletoe all night to be kissed

Sanji, Vander, Brook, Thatch, Pudding (wants to be kissed by Sanji)

The Karaoke Singers

Brook, Luffy, Ace, Ussop, Yassop, Vista

The one who starts to dance: Ivankov, Bon Clay, Viola

The one who brings gifts:

Robin, Luffy, Ace, Koby, Chopper, Fujitora, X-drake, Sabo, Shirahoshi, Vivi, Rebecca, Tashigi, Kiku, Izou, Marco, Law, Reiju, Shachi, Penguin, Perona

The Responsible one at the Christmas Party:

Marco, Law, Koby, Katakuri, Jinbei, Juzo, Pell, Izou, Mihawk, Lucci, Kuro, Smoker, Daz Bonez

The ones that make an appearance and it is known when they come to the party:

Crocodile, Doflamingo, Boa, Buggy, Cavendish, Shiki

Eats up all the sweets before anybody could get to them:

Big Mom

The one who wants to eat everything:

Kid, Luffy, Bonnie, Ace, Sabo

The ones not invited:

Black beard, Blackbeard Pirates, Vinsmoke Judge, Foxy, Trebol

The one who doesn’t go:

Dragon

Commentary

Garp: The secret to always being on the Nice List, is to become a Marine, my grandso—I mean, Luffy!

luffy: i don’t wanna be a marine, i wanna be the king of....

garp: *punching his head*

~~~~~~

Brook: I need to tele-bone Santa for his Naughty and Nice List, because it’s humerus if a gentleman like myself gets coal. But then again, I don’t have any coal-logen in my body, seeing that I am dead!Yohohohoho~

Hello Hello my lovely Spirits ♥️☺️ Another collaboration with the lovely three @fireflykaizoku , @simpforroses and @starrybrujita. I enjoy this so much! This one I found to be super entertaining . I hope you all enjoy this as much as we did ♥️

The straightforward pickup lines: These consist of pick-up lines that are to the point, meaning no jokes or puns (ex: your pretty cute)

Zoro, Pell, Dragon, Kidd, Killer, Crocodile, Katakuri, Law, Mihawk,  Smoker, Daz Bonez, Jinbe, Heat, Wire

Will use pick up lines once they are comfortable with you : its takes them a while once they are comfortable with you:

Law, Katakuri, Kidd, Killer

The cheesy/ corny pickup lines: they are unabashed declarations of attraction towards the recipient and will likely elicit laughter as a response( Ex: Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.)

Ace, Penguin, Usopp, Shachi, Shanks, Yasopp, Sabo

The funny:These are playful conversation starters that will have the person you’re interested in laughing.( Ex: On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.)

Ace, Luffy, Haruta, Corazón, Franky, Vander Decken, Buggy, Roger, Garp, Kizaru, Caesar Clown Brook, Ivankov, Bon-clay

The cute romantic  pickup lines:The goal with a cute/romantic line is to make the recipient’s heart race or make them blush, so coming off as sincere and a bit nervous is more important than appearing confident  (Ex: I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find)

Sanji, Corazon, Sabo, Marco, Vista, Whitebeard, Izou, Kaku, Fujitora, Cavendish, Gaban, Bartolome,  Killer(when he is comfortable with you), Rayleigh, Mihawk, X-drake, Koby, Benn, Jinbe

The Dirty  pickup lines: if you are using them on your girlfriend or boyfriend they might help to get the fire starting. It’s a funny way to spice up your texting with some dirty talk.(Ex: You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.)

Thatch, Kuzan, Bellamy, Doflamingo, Kidd(when he is really comfortable with you), Rayleigh, Sasaki

Refuse to Do pickup lines :thinks its a waste of time. No point in pick up lines

Akainu, Lucci, Hawkins

Commentary:

Kid: “Why do I need to use pick up lines on s/o?? I don’t need to pick anyone up, I have magnetism for god’s sake!” blushing or frowning when it’s brought up

Brook: “you are a sight to behold, even if I have no eyes, yohohoho"

Luffy: I don’t need to use them, I can use my devil fruit!”

Luffy: “what’s a pick up line? Do I actually pick them up?”

Hello Sacred love! I'm beautiful 🥺 👉👈 aww shuck you more beautiful Queen! Of course you can. It would be a honor for me to do this for you! I hope you enjoy this happy Holidays love!

Mihawk x Fem Reader: Hot Chocolate Naughty

Warning: Masturbation , dirty talk

Can I please request no. 11 bookmarks on your September prompts with Mihawk. Pretty please?? 🙏

(｡’▽’｡)♡ sending love!!!!

babe girl!:D I'm doing good how are you doing? Yes of course i can do so! I hope you enjoy !!!!<(^-^<)

Mihawk x GN Reader: Bookmark slight N/SFW

Mihawk watch as you were so interested in the book you just got, slightly giggling to yourself. What was making you giggly he thought not knowing the content you were reading. As he was reading his own book but he couldn't concentrate. Seeing you cupping your mouth, eyes widened, something caught you off guard with the book. Mihawk getting up from his chair. Walking towards you, you didn’t pay him no mind until you felt the book getting pulled from your hands. “Honey!” you said nervously. He is going to think you are a total pervert on what you were reading. (you nasty👀)

Mihawk skimmed the page when he read a passage to himself. “Feeling his large hand pressing down on the back of my neck onto a plush pillow the moans escaping from my lip being muffled by the pillow . His free hand on your hip holding you steady as your aching cunt was taking all of him. The throbbing cock that ruthlessly penetrated your cunt sending a shock of ecstasy to the pit of your stomach. You continued to beg, your voice becoming raspy from the whining and moans from hours of pleasure you received.” He read out loud his eyes left the book, then looking at you, folding the corner of the page and closing the book. “Would you like me to do the same to you Mi Amor?”

The blush hitting your cheeks hearing vulgar language come from his mouth as he recited the phrase from the book.. Seeing him placing the book on the side table. “I mean well…… yeah.” covering your face feeling it was too hot.

Hello my sweet Doe. Im glad you found the secret passage here!^-^ Of course anything for the sweet doughnut loving man🥺 As I light this yellow candle 🕯 I want you to focus on your intentions and watch it manifest before your eyes. Stay blessed my dear I hope you enjoy.

Katakuri x Fem Reader: Yellow Candle(You really mean it)

Katakuri watched as you were approaching. You had a pretty pink box in your hand you would often share your sweets with him. Months passed as Katakuri and you became closer. He often watched your every movement with the sweet laughter that would catch the attention of others when you would laugh. Katakuri felt insecure no one as sweet as you would fall for someone as scary as he was.

“kata! “ you called out the sweet smile on your face.

“Hey _______.” Katakuri looked down at the box.

“I brought us some treats. Shall we enjoy them in peace?”  You softly said as you went to the bakery for something a bit more special mind. It was being held in the container.

“Of course,”  You followed him to his merienda. The tea seemed to be already prepared by him.

Both of you take a seat your heart was racing a bit placing the pink box on the table. Fiddling with your thumbs a bit. “So I got you something extra. I hope you don't mind.”

Katakuri cocks his brow just a bit. “Did they come out with a new flavor?” he asked you. Reaching for the box as he opened the box on the top layer on top of the other was a heart-shaped doughnut. He closed the box quickly, his tint of pink on his cheeks was covered by a light ragged scarf. “So this doughnut is for you?” he asked.

“It’s for you“ You were looking down your face feeling hot. “I want to get it for you cause I thought it was the easiest way to show you that I’ve fallen for you,” you said pretty fast then covered your face.

Taken aback by your words he opened the box once more seeing the heart shape pink frosted doughnut. Picking it up “here.” he ripped the doughnut in half handing you a piece. “We each give a piece of our hearts to one another. When we are together we can make it whole.”

“Kata…” Your face felt hot to the touch accepting the other piece of the doughnut. “You really mean it?”

“Of course I wouldn’t ever lie to you ______. I’m just glad to know you feel the same way I do,” he said. His hand extending out to you bringing you to sit on his lap. His arm tucked around your waist.

“You sure know-how make a girl blush over here.” your cheeks still burning as bright as his hair color.

“It’s cute seeing you like this.” He did one deep chuckle.

Turning your body a little towards him as you were facing him. Your finger gently pushing the scarf down exposing his mouth seeing the tint of pink dust on his cheeks. Bringing your piece of the doughnut to his mouth “You take the first bite.”