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today's gregor samsa is: monetarily valuable
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benefit of hyperfixation: i already went through every valefisk video posted in the last ~four years and catalogued who was in them and their color-coding in that specific video as hexcodes, so i have a very easy reference for which videos had which members, when they were posted, etc.
As a fan of Valefisk, I've occasionally wanted to make singular jokes from his channel into cards. I know for a fact that I do have a "Just a Week Away" The Battle for North Africa, The Desert War, 1940-43 somewhere in my unposted folder. This managed to be the first joke in to be able to break containment onto here.
The context for this joke can be found elsewhere. As for the card itself, it's standard white graveyard hate requiring exiling or weird recursion rules to deal with. As we all know, John F Kennedy was hit by a Soul Rend targeted from the twelfth floor of the Ravenica Book Depository, turning off resurrection for the rest of time.
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i feel like don’t appreciate how much of a triumph of game design shitposting Campaign for North Africa is. It’s not only the grandfather of projects like The UNO Amalgam Chemicards, 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel, EXTREME Monopoly, but surpasses them on sheer scale and effort.
I feel like people forget that Campaign for North Africa was in fact a work of satire, and not an earnest attempt to capture the complexities of warfare. Which makes its existence make more and less sense at the same time. Because like. I cannot stress this enough this game is from 1978?!? And is a genuinely staggering amount of rules and system design? Like. imagine sitting down in 1978, pre internet, and going “hmmm today I will commit to spending the next several months making the Evil Torture Wargame” and then getting it published. It’s deranged
Is cna even real
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The What—
Good morning. Do you ever think about how she fucking made his dream house? down to the chair? to the conversation pit? to his favorite lol character and handmade shelves that took her literally 100 hours??????????????
His GOOD FRIEND maivi. yeah. sure buddy.
"So I asked chatgpt-"
"THAT'S WHY YOU BETRAYED ME IN BELGIUM!!!"
