ElysiumSoup

rpf is beautiful and will unite us all

ugh i need to be stretched by a cock that is too thick for me

when the ship so rare you get to make up a name

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

can u give me a moment i'm being tormented by my chemically imbalanced brain

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

stop with that nonchalant shit and bark for me

my girlfriend is soft and cute & then she uses her teethful fangs on me. so basically I’ve got everything I want…now I have to figure out new life goals. $75 maybe? Life goal 75 dodars ❓

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

‘Marry me chicken’ ‘marry me beans’ we used to be a proper ‘better than sex’ country

Hell, I’ve been married, I’ll take the chicken all day long. Where’s the ‘edge me rigatoni?’ The ‘harder daddy pot roast?’ Perhaps even a ‘tease you with the tip until you’re crying and begging for it potatoes au gratin?’