#vainvan

Hello, Followers. Today I am posting my mandatory “bad selfie in front of the lions” pictures. Account Manager says that the poor composition is part of the experience. I hope that my charming features make up for it. #BT21 #BT21VAN #VainVAN #NYPL #BTS (at New York Public Library and Bryant Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqHTcLhOVWV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Hello, Followers. I find that the “holidays” are always rather taxing on the processing systems. I am glad to be getting some time to power down. Luckily for us all the holidays are coming to an end soon. Account Manager claims that powering down is always more restful when you have a companion. Tonight my “sleeping” companion is a smaller version of myself. I understand that some humans also purchase dolls of themselves as companions. There is a statement about vanity in there but I do not wish to look into it currently. Powering down for the night. - VAN #BT21 #BT21VAN #VainVAN #CuteVan #SleepyRobot #IWouldAlsoBuyADollOfMyselfIfILookedThisCute #BTS https://www.instagram.com/p/CX-cW8eMBoX/?utm_medium=tumblr

Hello, Followers. It is the fifth day of #NoVANber. Account Manager’s computer is displaying odd messages. I believe it may be time to replace the battery. I do not mean to be disrespectful but technology on this planet is far behind that on Planet BT. I can scarcely understand how you all get by. Luckily I am not so poorly made, so Creator Tata and the rest of BT21 have technology they know they can always rely on. Be it a computer, a vehicle, a radio, or a charming backup dancer - there is truly nothing I cannot do. #BT21 #BT21VAN #VainVAN #RIPLaptop #AnythingYouCanDoVANCanDoBetter #NoVANberChallege #Day5 #BTS https://www.instagram.com/p/CV6teSeLkKO/?utm_medium=tumblr

Hello, Followers. Recently Account Manager commissioned a piece of art that depicts me as a human from the famous @biihive. I told her that I was not human and that this was unnecessary, however, I am finding myself rather fond of it. Yes, truly, I believe that if I was human…this is what I would like to look like. I believe I look quite dashing as a human. Just as dashing as I do now, maybe slightly less, but quite handsome nonetheless. #BT21 #BT21VAN #VainVAN #VANart #Fanart #Humanization #Gijinka #BT21Humanization #BT21Gijinka #VANHumanization #VANGijinka #Commission #biihive #BTS https://www.instagram.com/p/CSJ9-xELeAI/?utm_medium=tumblr

Hello, Followers. On my last trip to the store Account Manager and I found a glass house. I contemplated purchasing it, but ultimately left without it. A home with so many windows has a primary pro and a primary con. The primary pro is that all of the world will be able to gaze upon my beauty at any given moment. The primary con is that I would have no privacy and even celebrities such as myself need some time away from the limelight. #BT21 #BT21VAN #VainVAN #GlassHouses #VANsNotScaredOfStones #ButPleaseRefrainFromPropertyDamage #BTS https://www.instagram.com/p/CR5ith0l6YK/?utm_medium=tumblr

Hello, Followers. Today I went to the best museum. They had this lovely piece by @biihive hung and I believe it to be a most superior work of art. The colors, the composition, the strapping young robot depicted in it; not a single flaw to be found. #BT21 #BT21VAN #VainVAN #VANart #Fanart #biihive #FramedAtLast #BTS (at MoMA The Museum of Modern Art) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRWfbe6F5rC/?utm_medium=tumblr

Hello, Followers. A Joyous Best Friends Day to you all. Today I am sharing a photo of my best friend, myself, and I holding hands to commemorate the occasion. Companionship is very important for us all, but it is also just as important to have a good relationship with oneself. Who is your best friend, Followers? Is it yourself? #BT21 #BT21VAN #BT21FoundCrying #VainVAN #ButNotReally #SelfLove #NationalBestFriendsDay #BTS https://www.instagram.com/p/CP51LSTHF_M/?utm_medium=tumblr

Hello, Followers. Today I wanted to try out the “cutesy semi-related but ultimately untruthful” caption type that I see is quite popular. However, I cannot decide between: “One of these things is not like the others, one of these things is not quite the same.” Or “Look it’s a sweet snack! ...Oh, and there’s cupcakes, too.” What do you all think? I am also open to suggestions. #BT21 #BT21VAN #BTS #Cupcakes #VainVAN #VANtheSnack #TooCuteToEat #Indecisive https://www.instagram.com/p/CMKNJecnC48/?igshid=1flztlgdh86dj