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ivor post based on all the stuff from r/kitchencels ive seen floating around

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"He bathes in milk and honey. Scents his sick, parched skin with rosewater. Refuses to clothe in anything fit for the social standing of a Leper! I wish him put in torn, dirty rags for eternity! I wish him dragged through mud each evening! I wish... I wish him gone. I detest his kin, but other Rats at least have the decency to not show their likeness in court. I could not stomach the way he paraded among the Harpies, among the Roses, all in spite of his curse! And I saw how he reveled in my repugnance, I recognized well the twisted ecstasy he took in that utter disgust and beheld every inch of it with his fiendish myriad of eyes! He kept up still the civilized façade of a high-born and, imagine that, coquettery! Ill-mannered allusions!... This shouldn't be and he shouldn't be. Not in my court. Not an Árpád. No, never." - Géza Árpád, (not, in fact) the Prince of Esztergom; EDIT: in fact, he is Prince of Esztergom in our chronicle after all (the storyteller changed his mind and returned to canon)
meet Jácint Árpád - a Nosferatu siren, socialite from the court of Budapest & Bulscú's protégé on the Path of Pleasure
I keep reminding myself mediocre photobashing is still far better than ai
So it's pretty hard to survive in a Sabbat game as a Malkavian, since they have no physical disciplines in the faction of shapeshifting hyperdraculas, shadow-hentai Catholic crusaders, frenzied superhuman Leftist in-fighters, and ritual death matches. And hooks, there are just meat hooks and chains hanging everywhere, who installs this crap
I'm in a party with a Tzimisce and a Serpent of the Light who love to start shit. They've got towering war forms while I have two incurable mental illnesses and a frog hoodie
So what I've learned to do is study the V20 and V20-DA combat maneuvers chart and just rules lawyer the Hold, Block, and Tackle Maneuvers.
Just immediately front arial into a motherfucker and knock us both on our asses, and keep sweeping the leg, Johnny, so we're just stuck on the dirty Chicago ground, jibbering away for three rounds until I can pop Haunting and debuff them.
Now we're both in cloudcuckooland, but it's my home turf, your dice pools are -2, and I maul like a cryptid chimp
Bloody London had a Secret Satan going for the Halloween season! For my piece, I contributed the lovely Camarilla Gargoyle, Agravaine!

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Playin around with textures drawin my darling Larva <33
[ID: A digital portrait of a pallid nonbinary vampire with short, choppy, side-shaved platinum blonde hair and several piercings. It has wide-open white eyes with red sclerae and heavy black eye shadow. Its ear has two points and a black behind-the-ear hearing aid with charms and chains attached. It has black lipstick and bloodstained mouth. Its throat shows signs of decay beneath stringy skin, and beneath its tattered shirt is a hint of blood. It wears a fur coat on top. The background is dark and splattered with blood, with a textured bright green halo behind its face.]
started a V20 victorian era game but didn't have the energy to sit down and figure my malkavian until now,, anyway her name Lacy Steller and she is a budding alienist who is very invested in the progression of mental health studies, the transition towards more humane treatments and the separation between the religious/scientific view on what madness was in that period,, she's a pedagogue/visionary who believes if she can find the source of all madness and understand how it develops in different individuals she can potentially find a cure and she is not at all delusional or spiralling trust me on this guys,,