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May
May is the shortest month of the year. (shortest number of letters)

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GoT
I can gargle the Game of Thrones theme with water, in detail.
An Interview That No-one Asked For
I was trying to figure out how to write an “intro to me” type post and realized that I much prefer answering questions to writing about myself unprompted. So, I wrote part 1 of a ridiculously long interview with myself that no-one asked for and no-one wanted. To see the full post go HERE.
xx A
#writer #interview #self #selfinterview #qanda #question #aboutme #uselessinfo #uselessinformation #blog #blogpost #mywriting #part1 #firstpart #100 #100questions #pointless #freelance #writersofinstagram
Keep spending most our lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise 😎 #sundaymood #dayoff #lazyasf #lazybitch #uselessinfo #gangstersparadise #pokemon #hipstershit #insanity #instasomething #instagram
Real informative Microsoft, real informative. Stupid swirly dots! #techfail #uselessinfo #pointless #argh

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That island sounds like fun #antijournal #uselessinfo #decorate
92 Truths About Me
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose some people to be tagged.
WHAT WAS YOUR:
Last Beverage: Kountry Mist Last phone call: My aunt, for advice about my sick cat. Last text message: Same. Last song you listened to: Dean Martin - Silent Night (DON'T JUDGE ME!) Last time you cried: This morning, talking about my mother who passed last December.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice: Yes. It was a mistake both times. Been cheated on: Yes. Kissed someone and regretted it: Yes Lost someone special: Yes. Been depressed: A lot lately. Been drunk and threw up: No, never even been drunk. LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: Jungle Green, Blue-Violet, Sky Blue
Last year (2013), have you:
Made a new friend: I rekindled an old friendship. Fallen out of love: I almost did. But I was crazy at the time. Laughed until you cried: Often. Met someone who changed you: Everyone leaves a mark on those they meet. Found out who your true friends are: Some are more worthy of my friendship than others, but we're still friends. Found out someone was talking about you: No. Kissed anyone on your FB friends list: Yes.
GENERAL:
How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: Pretty much everyone - from school and work. First surgery: 1990 or 1991, I had my tonsils out. I was 4. First piercing: Ears when I was in middle school. First best friend: Bonnie Pille, in 2nd or 3rd grade. I ended up getting placed with her sister Amanda for the rest of my schooling, but we all got along well. First vacation: 2000, when I was 14, my aunt took me with her to the Sugarbush Resort in Warren, Vermont. First pair of trainers: Eeh I doubt I've ever owned a pair. If I did, they weren't significant enough for me to pay attention to.
RIGHT NOW:
Eating: finished some Boardwalk Pizza. Drinking: Water I’m about to: brush my teeth and settle down and read Harry Potter book 5. Listening to: Jake dictate what everyone should do in Destiny for the Vault of Glass. Waiting for: Sunday - Once Upon A Time comes on, AND it's the Food Truck Bazaar!!!
YOUR FUTURE:
Want kids: Not really, but sometimes I do. Mostly no. Get married: Yes, I'm in the process of it (engaged since March). Career: Eventually I want to be a Wound Care Nurse.
WHICH IS BETTER
Lips or eyes: Eyes Hugs or Kisses: Porque no los dos? Shorter or Taller: Taller Older or younger: I seem to gravitate towards younger... Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous! Nice stomach or nice arms: I'm ALL ABOUT the torso! Sensitive or Loud: LOUD. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship Trouble maker or hesitant: Probably someone more hesitant... I'm already enough of a trouble-maker.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Kissed a stranger: Ew, no. Drank hard liquor: Yes Lost glasses/contacts: Don't use either. Sex on first date: HELL no. Broke someones heart: Unfortunately, yes. Been Arrested: Never! Turned someone down: Yes, like.. once. Cried when someone died: ...All the time. Fallen for a friend: Yeah.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself: Most of the time. Miracles: No. Coincidence, yes. Love at first sight: Sort of? Heaven: No, but I think that whatever people believe will happen to them once they die will. Or perhaps we all go into the energy of the universe and live on that way. I don't know. Santa Claus: Absolutely. Kiss on the first date: Perhaps if the mood is right. But usually no.
I don't know how to tag, so whoever wants to do this can.