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You know, in case of an actual Zombie Apocalypse. Gotta place some logical helpful tips.

Keep Your Weapon With You

I don’t care if you have to use the bathroom or if you’re in a ‘Safe House’. Keep that thing with you at all times.

Don’t Hoard Weapons

This is a good way to get you killed when your on the move, the amounts of weapons will slow you down, especially if your alone. Try to limit yourself to two weapons at a time, a gun and an ax for example.

On the Note of Only Having Two Weapons With You

Make sure you have a gun and a melee weapon. Not two guns, not two swords or axes, a gun and a melee weapon. This gives you range for on the run, and close combat for close-call situations (or like if you have a crowbar, get yourself into a building (or out) to loose the undead).

Go to Colder Climates

What keeps blood pumping? The Heart. What’s not working when your dead? The Heart. The action of blood moving through your system keeps your body warm and moving, your blood moves because of your heart. Zombies are dead and have no need for blood in order to live, and therefore in death, the fact that their heart isn’t beating doesn’t matter. However, this means that in colder climates, they move at an even slower pace or just freeze.

Zombies are basically coldblooded animals, needing warmth to move like they do.

Can’t Get to Colder Places? 

That’s fine, just don’t stay in one place for too long. It’s better to keep moving, you never know if where you are will be infested with zombies as time passes. 

Meat Eating Animals

Carnivorous animals would help a lot in the apocalypse, even Omnivores would help. Zombies, according to some games and movies, will go after any kind of flesh they can find. If it attacks a lion, the lion will most likely fight back and eat the zombie afterwards. Same with other animals.

In Case of a Public Bathroom Emergency (Most likely will not happen but just in case)

Now, I actually thought about this while using a Public Bathroom. Yeah, Weird, but lets do this anyway. Seeing as how there won’t be a lot of people wanting to use the public bathrooms with zombies all over the place this is pretty useful anyway. When you need to go you have to make sure there’s no Zombies in the bathroom first. Once you know it’s clear, head for the bigger stall, you know, that really big one for changing baby diapers or people in wheelchairs.This will provide room for things like zombies walking in then crawling under the stall door to get you. By the way, close that stall door, I’m sure that it takes time for the zombie to fall over and crawl, and most likely won’t get up as it won’t care to.

At this point you have two choices, you can either 1) Stomp on it’s head and kill it, or 2) Climb over the top of the stall and get the hell out of there. I would choose that second one honestly.

I will add to this as I get more Ideas.

I am also open to people who find something flawed about my ‘tips’ or general ideas about something that most likely won’t happen but hey you never know. But yes, if there’s something you feel is wrong then don’t be afraid to say so in any means, you can even do it anonymously in my ask box. 

I will also be open to tips you believe would be useful. Go ahead and tell me and it will be added if I find it very well thought out.

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