Upper Moons: Accidentally Sending A Nude
MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DNI!!!
Warnings: Nudes mentioned but really nothing explicit, nudity mentioned, innuendos, etc.
Modern/Kimetsu Guaken au. You accidentally send your BF a nude. That's it. That's the whole plot. I'm NOT including Zohakutan or Daki.
It was just a simple text. Just one simple text he sent to you while he had a moment between his busy schedule that day.
"I'm picking up dinner tonight. Is there anything specific you want?"
He sent it to you and waited for an answer. And the fateful ding that alerted him to your reply would be his downfall. You meant to send him a picture of your favorite take out you'd previously had a picture of, but you accidentally sent the wrong one. One that made you freak out once you realized your screw up.
KOKUSHIBO:
-This man- He's stoic, calm, and he doesn't really show emotion that often. However that changes with one ding of his phone. It was just his lunch break, and he was in the break room making himself a cup of coffee when he first hears the ding from his phone. He doesn't even think twice about reaching into his back pocket to check his phone while sipping his coffee.
-A coworker turns from where he's preparing his lunch as the man with a long ponytail chokes on his drink, coffee being spat out of his mouth and all over his suit front and the floor as it drops from his hands. His coughing fit making his coworker concerned. "Michikatsu, are you alright?" "*Cough cough* FINE-" He's quickly turning off the phone and shoving it into his pocket. His face is beat red and his body tense the rest of the day as he tries and fails to get his mind back to work. You'll have a lot of explaining to do once he gets back because he's coming home with a different hunger in mind
DOUMA:
-He's in the middle of a totally legit (illegal back alley gambling-) poker game (scamming people out of money-) winning some money when his phone buzzed on the table next to him. He picks it up glancing up from the cards...his smile fades, blinking VERY slowly. Before an even BIGGER smile spreads over his face and he very calmly puts his phone back down without a care in the world. "Gentlemen, I'm going all in tonight!" "Heh. Overflating your own ego much?" "I'm just feeling lucky tonight.~" He doesn't care about it being an accident, even if you explain that to him he doesn't care. He's laughing the entire situation off and gets you a fancy dinner....and still pounds you into the mattress later.
AKAZA:
-This man chokes. Legitimately chokes on his own spit first seeing the picture, quickly pressing the phone against his chest instantly to be sure no one sees it. Blue eyes quickly darting around the subway car to be sure no one else was looking before he shakily looks again at the screen. His eyes go wide as plates seeing the perfectly posed picture of you. Why on earth would you send this?! Was this a sign?! Probably.
-His face is burning as bright as his died pink hair as he stares at it for a long time, nervously gulping down the lump in his throat and shoving the phone back in his pocket making sure the screen lock is securely on. You panic as he doesn't answer ANY of your texts or calls sure he's mad at you but he's showing up not even twenty minutes later with flowers and chocolates and the reddish face, and feeling like he's wearing the tightest pants. "Do you still want me to buy you dinner first?? Or maybe a massage? I brought roses and chocolate!" You don't have the heart to tell him it was an accident after that.
NAKIME:
-She doesn't actually check her phone at first. Too busy in a staff meeting with the Chairman and District School Board about Kimetsu Academy to check then typing up a monthly spy report to Muzan. So she doesn't actually check her phone until school's nearly out for the day...her eyes widen as she stares at the screen for a long time, hand moving aside her bangs for a moment as she just stares. For the rest of the day she's more silent than usual but she acts normal, simply leaving as soon as all her work is finished. No one can see her red face thanks to her bangs. Nakime completely avoids the subject even when she gets home and you're frantically apologizing and explaining it's an accident. "Don't do it again." Then she leaves. She doesn't want to talk about it anymore but she secretly downloads the picture and saves it for...'study purposes'.
GYOKKO:
-(Just go with human him for this) He's in the middle of helping a client pick out a tattoo when he just casually picks up his phone while talking about what colors he wants the koi fish scales. Now Gyokko is an artist. He's seen about every part of the human body both men's and women's in real life and in art form, so he's not surprised by seeing a naked body. What HE IS surprised by is seeing a picture of a naked YOU on his screen. He's surprised by it but not too phased.
-"Darling, you look absolutely divine but I'm working rn. Wait til I get home, then I'll show you how to take better pictures in limited lighting." He means that too. He doesn't care if it's an accident, he's taking your phone and showing you how to take better pictures.
HANTENGU:
-Screams and has a heart attack. Probably breaks his phone in the process. Hides away from you and doesn't ever wanna talk about it. Probably complains that you have him a heart attack for the longest time.
URAMI:
-"I'm too old for this. Don't do it again. Now what do you want for dinner?" Blunt. Serious. And doesn't give a crap. Probably deletes it or saves it and then deletes the text there's no in between. He'll be giving you a LONG lecture about this later and probably won't let you live it down for at least a week.
SEKIDO:
-Whatever is in his hands is getting crushed. The soft drink he was holding? Styrofoam cup is instantly crushed as he goes rigid, soda is split all over his front drenching him in sticky sugary soda and causing him to choke on his own spit. His face goes an angry red, phone scream threatening to also crack under his grip as he stares intensely at his phone. He's breathing heavily as he busts through the front door startling you without warning making you scream. He's heaving like an angry, horny bull. Angry you 'made him' spill his drink, and had the audacity to pull such a stunt. Knuckles white from how clenched up they were. "You're going to pay for that dam stunt!" You aren't going to be able to sit down for a few days-
KARAKU:
-Honestly he's surprised. He's kinda used to these things having a high libido and constantly engaging in intercourse multiple times a month, but he wasn't exactly expecting a nude from you. But he's DEFINITELY not against it. "Oh. So you want me to eat something special 2nite. Alright.;) Be home soon bby." You're MORTIFIED by the time he gets back and he laughs and laughs about it when he hears it was an accident. "Hey. I'm not complainin'. We can still have fun tonight tho.~" y'know dam well he saves that picture. It's a Constant funny story to him now and he brings it up all the time- "You talkin' to your friend? Careful or else you'll accidentally flash em." He's never gonna let you live it down. UROGI:
-His. Jaw. Drops. He freezes much like Sekido does, jaw frozen in a wide grin and eyes nearly jumping from their sockets. Honestly stares at the picture for so long someone might've thought he was a realistic looking statue brain processing the picture. When he finally moved the first thing he does is SAVE that dam picture and sends three words that scares you. "On my way" When he finally does get home there's no warning, no time for you to say anything before he grabs you faster than what should be humanly possible and growls like a beast, eyes feral. "My little chicky likes playing dangerous games.~" he legit doesn't care if it's an accident. You're not walking the next few days after.
AIZETSU: -He doesn't even suspect a thing as he's working and just checks his phone automatically upon hearing the ding. However as soon as those dark blue eyes see the picture he completely freezes, as if someone pressed the pause button on a video. Eyes big and staring at the screen, he can't look away, his brain struggling to process what exactly he was seeing. Eventually he does respond by turning a bright red and slamming his phone on his work desk, one hand running through his black locks. He doesn't answer his phone as you spam him with apologies and explanations, but Aizetsu doesn't answer assuming it's just more pictures.
-It's pretty awkward when he arrives home and you have to awkwardly explain to him that you didn't actually mean to send it, showing him your texts as proof. He's quiet and red faced the entire time until he suddenly moves, quickly finding yourself hugged by him mumbling under his breath- "I need you now. Please." He's been suppressing his urges for hours now. Won't you help him relieve it?
KAIGAKU:
-This man doesn't know what's coming. If he's holding anything it's dropped in momentarily shocked, before his hands gripped the phone like it was suddenly turned into gold. His eyes darkened the longer he stared at that one picture. The only text he sends back is a picture of himself buying protection. You're utterly mortified when he finally bothered to show up with a smirk on his face leaning against the doorway. "You like to fucking tease me don't you?" You can't respond because he's already kissing you, running his hands everywhere on your body. You decided to delete anymore spicy pictures of your phone to be sure this mistake didn't repeat. However Kaigaku now thinks it's weird not to send anymore pictures.
GYUTARO:
-Poor baby boy doesn't have the slightest idea of what he's getting himself into once he reaches into his back pocket and pulls out his phone. That cup? Crushed. His eyes? Poking out of his head like a cartoon character. He ends up with slushie crushed all over his front, and doubled over in a coughing fit so intense that passerbys give him a look like he was a dying man. Eventually he gets a hold of himself and ends up staring at the phone with shaky hands, palms sweaty, face a beat red, and staring down at the picture on his phone.
-His eyes slowly take in the details of the picture like it's a fine painted portrait, and to him it is. He swallowed thickly before shaking hands type in a reply. "Ume is staying at a friend's 2nite. On my way now." You're absolutely mortified by the entire situation, but knowing your boyfriend's insecurities, you decided to save yourselves both embarrassment and pretend that it wasn't a mistake when he eventually turned up with tight pants and a take out bag of burgers for after he impatiently takes you on the sofa.
