#urbanest

London, England

1. It’s not actually as cold here.

2. My room is from a movie. That movie is called “Honey, I Shrunk A Super Fancy Hotel Room.” (Nah, it’s not that small. I like how it’s compressed actually. It’s got sort of a fake wall bed thing going on. As in it gives the feel of a wall bed but the bed is nowhere close to being in the actual wall.) The bed is however exactly my size. I wonder how anyone taller than me manages.

3. That’s the second cemetery I’ve seen next to an airport in recent memory. Poor dead people. No one takes into consideration their feelings.

3.5. Imagine the zombie apocalypse happening. The dead claw their way out of the ground and then start picketing government buildings, demanding the right to rest in peace without BLOODY AEROPLANES GOING OVERHEAD EVERY OTHER MINUTE.

4. This map they gave me highlighting key places in the area (banks, stores, etc.) is shit. The nearest Barclays on it is miles away. I saw one fifteen minutes away as I was walking here.