Thoughts on our birb king, Kaja?
I just think he's pretty neat, same goes to Uranus and Edith/Phylax.
They're not talked about as much in the outside of the tumblr part of fandom, sadly
I'm more than happy to pay attention those who left out from the community.
Kaja is curious, everything about you is interesting to this ancient birb. He'll study you closely, his gaze might be intense but it's full of adoration. His touch is light, too light in fact. He'll treat you as if you're made of glass. Kaja touches your nose with his beak, it's his way of kissing you.
Uranus is protective, he has a strong sense of protection when it comes to those or things important to him. Uranus is strict when it comes to your safety, he always saw himself as a protector. His huge form looming over yours, he's pretty big. Uranus likes to pat/ruffle your hair as a show of affection.
Edith is caring, she has a big heart and is not afraid to share some of her love to those who accept it. Edith loves physical affection and would be really happy if it's you who holds her hand or caress her cheek. When she blushes, from ears to neck she blushes like crazy. Love is a strong emotion.
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tea party with Uranus where we’re in a cute flower field and he’s enjoying the experience and away from the chaos of his brothers for a couple of hours
*You were the one to suggest the idea of Uranus getting away from his brothers for a little while
*Uranus agreed to the idea and followed after you, after you got a few things together
*He was a little confused by the location, but decided against asking as it meant getting away from his brothers and spending time with you
*you had set up the blanket you brought along, as well as the basket you brought.
*The two of you just relaxed for a few hours and talked for part of the time and spent time cuddling before you had to go back
*Uranus of course asked if you two could maybe do that again sometime, just the two of you away from his brothers
*and you absolutely agreed to this, and both of you started making plans as soon as you got back
oh hi i want to give Uranus a very gentle kiss on his metallic face and hold his hands endearingly as i talk to him about plants because i think he’d have a fascination with plants
It's a bit "dead" to him, for lack of a better word. His passion for anything is...
pretty distant.
It is already hard for Uranus to attach, to love. Let alone one of Earth's human natives, its plants are no different. They don't necessarily disgust him, but clearly held them to no critical value, thus he maintains no major opinion on them for that matter.
Plants are insufficient organisms to Uranus, as are all weak lifeforms. Small things, lowers he never gave a second thought about. But he does care for his love, deep enough to do warrant second thoughts. Not stomping on them or referring too bluntly and inconsiderate to plants in your presence, since you hold them dear to your soul.
Uranus doubts he can effectively measure such endearment even if he really tried, that pure unadulterated gaze, filled with the same tenderness and compassion a mother shows their labor's fruit, how dedicated you are to various flowers and greenery. It can be uncomfortable for him, witnessing priceless emotions he can't wrap his head around; actions you don't understand, alien hearts and feelings.
Uranus's hatred for existence and youth isn't as incredibly extreme as his more notable (Terra and Sunstar specifically) brothers, but it is intense regardless. Despite this, he does contain reasonable layers of 'respect' to life, which is a lot in a Stardroid's case and already plenty. Note 'respect' in air quotes, just because Uranus loves you doesn't mean he won't mercilessly crush anything suddenly in his way. Plants aren't priority in that matter, the complete destruction of humankind however was.
Uranus is a bulldozer, a heavy weapon in a group of cosmic calamities, undergoing an eternity-long mission of pure devastation; huge, strong and mows through the surrounding areas-unlucky enough to be his path. Crashing. Crushing in clear purpose to destroy and conquer, and the Stardroids care not for guilt or empathy to follow after.
That said, it is not totally impossible for Uranus to change views, but it is difficult, and it wavers little. If not, then only slightly. Humans will always be bugs to Uranus; insects waiting their pitiful demise by a much larger hand, he stands by it just as his lordship Sunstar does. Humans; nevermore than dirty, monstrous beings, infecting the universe with lowly existence and their stupid, useless oxygen.
But you can have an immoveable view about something and an entire differing opinion on it, as weird as it sounds. One person can hate murder-the full concept of killing but can still commit such a crime in earnest purpose. Or absence of full retrospect.
Mayhaps it grows with you, a strange turn in his mission-his fixture.
A special someone in his life who he actually doesn't wish to see perish. Obliterating you into itty bitty pieces, into mere atoms and harmless molecules hasn't crossed his mind even once. You're his own little treasure, pretty and clean. A gold coin shining in a pile of worthless copper, the grass you take care to help flourish. Whom spends time-their own energy promising, ensuring someone like him is happy as a clam in high tide. And he is to the moon and back in love with you, falling long and hard.
Uranus is a statue; heavily blunt and evermore calm. But he is hardly empty, hardly ever mad when you are so eager to kiss him, to embrace and love him no matter how much he outweighs you. Fulfilling-proving your devotion, your possession. To counter his still, quiet nature with a powerful nature of your own, your floral love for him.
You bloom, petals out. You catch the stress and release all the joy in the air, thick with your laughter and friendly chatter. Fukurokuju would frown in jealousy at your happiness. Equipped with a sunlit smile, bright enough to water the blight running within his corrupted circuits. It ripens so beautifully for him. Nobody else in this small, pitiful world.
Growth ends in change, whether unintended or the opposite. This life you love to praise, these-erm-plants perhaps isn't as ugly as he was originally programmed to view it.
Uranus can grow to eventually love the Edens you so passionately describe, come to reflect-inflict your wise, compassionate tones and kind words upon his black heart, like how he grew to adore you. And if your cute lectures end in more kisses and delicious affection, that attention he so craves like a starved man, then it will be worth sitting through. Still a win for him, you make every end meaningful,
oh, how he wishes it didn't end.
A brick wall, designed to withstand anything at any time in any period. As immoveable as Uranus is, he isn't stupid. Shockingly, he is labeled as 'the wise one' of his numerous siblings. None in this world, in this universe over to the next, is indestructible. A beginning eventually reaches a climax, you can only delay the inevitable. In the end, death comes for everyone, it will take, and it will claim. And the Stardroids were created to be the very embodiment of it.
Quite unpleasant, to the receiver that is.
Anytime he parts from you is a bloody stab, a displeased throb within his nonexistent heart. He treats every moment with you like it is his first and last standing. Uranus is an alien robot, but he was made with the illusion and act of a "man", though beastly in truth. He longs and craves. One can't do without the motivation and curiosity to do so, and Uranus is bluntest of his brothers in receiving wants. He always finds a way back to you, ruthlessly and enthusiastically. It often surprises him, how much you long for him. How you truly miss him; how tightly you cling to him for dear life, like letting go will only meet your demise, how blissful your relieved sigh-a hot exhale-warms his broad chest.
He missed you too.
It's often too tight, too boring for Uranus in Sunstar's ship anyway, you're the perfect excuse to get freedom in a time where he was never meant to deserve it.
As long as it ends with you, nesting with his arms like seeds within the oceans of soil, cuddling comfortably,
I like how you sometimes write in a past tense, like the reader fucken died and then got brought back. which gives me an idea for a fanfic… a Uranus x reader where he looses the reader to whatever death but they come back to life and act like nothing happened and they start to slowly decay until they’re a puddle of zombie mass, and then reincarnate, then the cycle repeats like Groundhog Day.
Reminds me of "Life After Beth", which is a hilariously great movie by the way.
Something as completely ridiculous as this would just throw Uranus off his ass more than once,
you are human? Truly?
You are all he expects first but nothing he ever expects later, despite being so obviously human. You maintain little difference in normal Earth society, you walk hand in hand along the humans, a lower lifeform; fragile and condescending, human in every other way but this one.
Uranus has never been so stumped in all his countless centuries of touring and destroying galaxies. He has seen his fair share of shit, but you take it to another level entirely. He is very confused, slightly but still weirdly intrigued at your peculiarly unique "circumstances".
This goes against everything he has ever known about humans and the natural cycle of death in general. Humans are pathetic; they live and die than nothing. You spin that in a whole other direction and, he won't lie, is oddly tempted to learn more about your condition, as strange as it is. You're some kind of exception to how death's affairs work, to how humans normally function in their impending demise, which only pulls him deeper in an extremely confused spiral.
He kind of wants to witness your reincarnation process up close and personally. Mostly to answer his own questions with his own eyes and ears. Seeing is believing, purely in an educational manner of course; observe, experience and learn. He is keen and pays close attention to all details in his line of work. Ironically, he is a strange type of philosophical than what you'd normally predict. Fitting you suppose, given who and what Uranus is, he won't bother to hide his true intensity.
Fascinating honestly, how determined this alien is to pry in your life. Seems to stem right off his straightforward and rock-hard attitude, he hungers, an endless thirst for battle and conflict. An eagerness to conquer and destroy. To ruin his foes in ways they will never recover from. As his lordship says, "they were made to fight". He was the definition of a destroyer, and he effortlessly broke down all your walls with the sheer force of his will. Wrathful, a brute.
With his weight, he easily sways you with not even 10% of the full gravity of his mass, you fall prey to his gentle touches just as effortlessly. His short temper is a bomb waiting to explode but is endearing in its own strange way. There is personality hiding in the shadows of his intimidation. More than just a weapon, a dead-weight to crush his lord's foes under. He is also more philosophical than what you would ever give him credit for, his timeless memory and experiences far outreach yours, a reach beyond the stars themselves and further than that. You see quickly that he often likes sharing his travels with you, his heart is as big as he is, if not larger. As your one of the few that actually breathes in his physical direction you learn after.
He is feared. Understandably so.
With his curiosity and your...potential "provide", together it adds fuel to the fire.
You never want to add fuel to any "fire" any of the Stardroids light, regardless of the relationship.
This puts both of you in an interesting position, more so Uranus then you, there are a lot of things he considers doing with you. And that isn't something he dwells on often. Theoretically, while you currently die-if your decaying corpse is any indication of that-that certainly doesn't stop your brand-new awakening. You outlive you own current life, falling into the next one in the blink of an eye. You live running on a timer, but while common humans have merely one, your life has multiple. Limitless perhaps.
In this case, you do not have a life, not one nor two. You have lives. You respawn, fit as a fiddle to live out your next one, to then die once more and to yet again, return bright as ever. The flesh fresh, your breath healthy and lively. Like it never fell apart to begin with. So human.
Your cycle repeats. Again and again, your lives end but your time doesn't; not permanently, only temporality.
You prove more than what you originally appear, quite literally I might add. To think, someone like you living aimlessly, so at peace on this damned rock the lower lifeforms dare call a planet. It's a waste, there is much more out there then what even Uranus realizes. Your technically immortal and will outlive any and all pain you encounter. And I don't know about you, but that is intraileally intriguing to a lot of people. Weaklings are worthless, but you have merit.
Potential.
That may be too little for some, but for Uranus its absolutely perfect. That is all the convincing Uranus needs to create more serious conclusions about yourself. Consider more...
what if… I held 👋hands👋… with the space 🪐fish💪🐟💪 man… and the space 🪐 cow 💪🐂💪 man 😳😳😳 hahaha jkjk… unless 😳😳😳 (separate plz also I’m so sorry for what you just read I would like a romantic hand holding thingy with Neptune and Uranus separately if that’s ok)
Neptune:
*Neptune is fine with holding hands, especially if it’s yours he’s holding.
*It’s the only PDA he’s fine with, as it’s a sign to show others that you’re taken
*Occasionally he will kiss the back of your hand, depending on how he’s feeling that day
*…or he’ll do it to fluster you, since it usually catches you off guard
Uranus:
*doesn’t really care for holding hands, but will make an exception for you
*you know how to calm him down anytime you’re out and he gets upset
*you’ll rub the back of his hand with your thumb, and it calms him down, and flusters him a bit at the same time
*you just happened to find out on accident when you just decided to do it for the heck of it
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heyyy you got some headcanons on Uranus and his partner who loves giving him sweets that he can eat, and is extremely very sweet and loving towards him?
*Uranus enjoys the sweets you give him
*you love being around him and are just generally sweet towards him
*which he wasn’t too used to at first, considering he knows that he can be scary when upset, as well as his appearance
*but you’re not bothered by either of those things
*”You’re so nice to me, Y/n.. It’s nice, but I don’t get it.”
*it just takes him a while to get used to it, but once he does, he will return the love and affection you showed him