#umbernight

89. If you had to be turned into a paranormal being, what would it be?

eldritch horror angel 👁👁👁

For @umbernight

SORRY FOR THE FINGER GUN THING

Umber changed my name tag to say “weenie” when we play minecraft

Umber asked me to play minecraft with them, and I said yes. Next thing I knew, I was the laughing stock of the server, because unbeknownst to me, they had changed my name using their mod powers. They then proceeded to act like they were the victim when I surround them in andesite in self-defense, and called the andesite cobblestone.

Always has good headcanons

Okay, I’ll admit it; everyone has a headcanon or two. But we’re all human; not every headcanon we make is going to be good. Sometimes we make a headcanon and forget there’s something in actual canon that disproves it. Not Umber. Umber constantly makes good headcanons. I don’t know if they have a pool of writers they pay off to write these headcanons, or if they really are that good at coming up with them, but they post a new headcanon every day or so, and not once has there been a bad one. This is obviously pretty suspicious. I’ve only included one here, but if you go looking for more, be careful, because they’re so good that you might go into a state of shock.

Too fun to rp with

Like their uncannily good headcanons, Umber is too fun to rp with. They know just the right amount of fluff and angst; some people get turned off by how much angst I like, but again, Umber doesn’t seem human. They manage to not only tolerate the angst, but match it. What the hell. That’s exactly what I want. How did they know?

Conclusion

If you see tumblr user umbernight, don’t engage them, just run. They will become a part of your life and then refuse to leave if you interact with them. They will become one of your good friends

stop you're scaring him