#ukasuga

Flenser It's a really messy breakup Takeda's an emotional wreck and Ukai does that stoic cut-off thing but he's dying inside They still see each other at school and it's so hurtful that after a couple weeks Takeda tells Ukai he's taken a teaching position in another city What should I get my mother for mother's day And that's it Takeda's gone from his life and Ukai's left in this horrible crushing state of limbo where he just goes through the motions His family's not dumb They knew something was up with him and that teacher His mother especially wishes she could have gotten to know him for her son's sake But there's nothing she can do about it now She just wishes her son would confide in her, but understands it's a tricky situation Eh, I'm making them a little younger Ukai's 26 in the manga, right And Takeda's 28 OR SHOULD I MAKE THEM OLDER Older, more rugged Ukai A la Harrison Ford HMMMM Whatever, Ukai's 32 when Takeda dumps him and he ends up not dating anyone else Throws himself into coaching and working at the store and farm He has flings here and there whenever he travels outside the prefecture But he's not looking for anything permanent Maybe I should get her an accessory for her Kitchen Aid mixer He gets an invitation to Karasuno's 10 year reunion for the very first year he coached And thinks it wouldn't be so bad seeing those kids again He's kept tabs on a few Kags and Hinata doing the pro circuit Noya too He knows Daichi's coaching college and just got married last summer Asahi's a teacher at Karasuno now But the others he doesn't know what's up He decides to go and play catch-up with at least Asahi Asahi's always good for a drink The open bar doesn't hurt Anyhoo, the date of the reunion arrives and Ukai's surprised at how many of his kids have showed up And damn, they're not kids anymore AT ALL (I think Japanese high school reunions are all grades???) ANYWAY Daichi's there with his pretty new wife, looking all dadly downmoon DADLY this is so wonderful Flenser Tanaka managed to get himself a girlfriend too, but you wouldn't know it by the way he and Noya are all over each other with the bro hugs and backslaps and yelling and general Tanaka/Noya insanity Daichi looks torn between fond reminiscing and sliding back into captain mode At least his wife finds their antics humorous And Tanaka's GF is used to it, so she hits the bar Tsukki didn't make it Yama informs them he's busy scaring the pants off people at the studio He managed to become a sought-after music producer Yama's a salaryman in the next city over Weirdly, no one knows what Suga's been up to Daichi's heard from him in spurts every now and then, but nothing steady, and nothing recent The last he heard from him was when he was in law school So they know he's probably some type of lawyer Kiyoko too They were roomies in college But Tanaka's heard from Kiyoko's mother that she should be there, so maybe Suga too Everyone expresses dismay that Take-chan's not there Ukai's a little quiet about that It's been a couple years since Takeda tore his heart out and set it on fire with a flame thrower, but Ukai never thinks about that NO SIR He tells them he's teaching at another school a couple hours away and likely couldn't get away considering graduation's looming And that's it Everyone's a little quietly uncomfortable, because they're not dumb either and theorized among themselves the exact nature of Ukai's relationship with Take-chan I forgot about Kags and Hinata They're off playing volleyball on opposing teams The rivalry remains strong It will never die Let's make Yachi Tanaka's GF That's fun Sweet little Yachi dealing with Tanaka's shit Yessssss downmoon omgggg Flenser ISN'T IT THE CUTEST Like, they didn't date until after Yachi went off to college Tanaka never went He took a job as a mechanic or something And Yachi's getting her oil changed and they laugh about dumb stuff and Being a grown up tempered Tanaka a little bit but not too much, and now that Yachi's been out in the world a little she's better equipped to deal with him They'd make a funny couple It helps that when Tanaka falls for a girl she's his entire world He treats Yachi very well ANYWAY So Yachi's at the bar getting a juice or something, because fuck drinking around these fools And they all hear KIYOKO And there's Suga too downmoon AUUGGHH Flenser Kiyoko's as placid as ever but really chic and lovely Smiles a lot more She's taking Yachi's hilarious enthusiasm in stride Suga looks exactly the same His hair's a little longer, like he hasn't had time to cut it And he has a little more color to his skin Yachi drags them both over to the group and everyone's all loud and welcoming and HOW THE HELL ARE YA WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING KIYOKO YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED SUGA YOU DOG YOU BAGGED THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN SCHOOL Daichi's the only one who knows Suga's gayer than springtime Ukai's struck dumb a little Suga was always a pretty boy and he knew he'd go far, but damn A lawyer AND Kiyoko Once Suga gets a chance to speak he informs them no, he and Kiyoko are only partners at their pro bono firm MY HOUSE CLOSES ON THE 15TH downmoon AHHH Flenser AAAAHHHHHHHHHH Suga's a human rights lawyer and often travels to third world countries to advise young governments and help out where he can Kiyoko doesn't travel as often as he does, and mainly works out of Geneva They're home now for a summit and the timing worked out to be able to visit everyone Everyone's in awe Neither Suga nor Kiyoko make a lot of money, but they're helping out wherever they can Tanaka and Yachi are practically in tears at their selflessness Jesus fuck, they're meant for each other Suga just came back from Argentina or something, hence the shaggy hair and tan There was an awful rape case he finally closed, and he's glad it's over Now he needs a drink Ukai does, I mean downmoon remember that totally cute thing tanaka does to noya, where he rests his chin on top of noya's head he totally does that to yachi Flenser EEEEEEEEEE Okay, so Ukai's at the bar getting a beer and Suga comes up beside him to say hello Asks how he's been and says he's sorry about Takeda Ukai's surprised, but Suga explains he and Takeda used to talk every now and then He was going through some shit back in undergrad and Takeda gave him good advice Ukai does the math, and anyway he always suspected little Suga was a dark horse Half the team was a little in love with him whether they knew it or not Ukai kind of blows it off He doesn't really want to talk about it Asks Suga if he's been locked down yet, but no, Suga's too busy and married to his job to be married to anyone else There was someone, about a year ago, but that fell apart like every other relationship he's had Long distance is a bitch Suga orders a gin & tonic He likes old man drinks Ukai's genuinely surprised no one's willing to put up with Suga's hectic life The boy's a damn catch Suga's like, well what about you Ukai's father died the year before, leaving him everything Ukai's quite the eligible bachelor Ukai ain't got time for that It's hard enough keeping up with the kids he coaches and their stupid gossipy love lives He doesn't need his own He won't admit it, but he doesn't have it in him to get back out into the dating pool Suga agrees it's tough out there for their demographic He's found it a little easier in other countries Oh ho, Suga you minx International heartbreaker~ The rest of the guys find them and pull them away Suga enthusiastically talks to Daichi's wife about her growing belly Yachi's talking Kiyoko's ear off She's a little buzzed from the one melonball she drank Tanaka, Noya and Asahi are reliving Karasuno glory days Well, more like Tanaka and Noya are, and Asahi just fondly listens Ukai's trying to listen to Yamaguchi go on about Tsukki, but he keeps stealing glances at Suga Somehow that boy just got even better looking If he were an honest man he'd admit he'd looked at Suga back when he was a third year, but that's a little too creepy, even for him The night wears on, and Daichi has to get his wife back to his parents or she's gonna pass out Yachi's asleep on Tanaka's shoulder, and Tanaka has THE BIGGEST grin on his face He loves it when she relies on him Asahi has to proctor exams the next day, so he checked out earlier They all promise to meet up again the next day tho Toss a ball around and eat bad food at Ukai's store Ukai doesn't get to talk to Suga again that night except to say he'll see him tomorrow Suga agrees His eyes have that mischievous twinkle, tho (later on at the hotel Kiyoko asks Suga if he's going to fuck the coach...Suga pretends to be offended, but Kiyoko knows how hot Suga was for Ukai back in high school, but Ukai was off limits...how lucky for Suga that he isn't off limits now) Kiyoko just tells him not to do it in the hotel room She's sure Ukai has a perfectly good bed Suga is AGHAST But not really downmoon SUGAWARA KOUSHI Flenser He didn't really come there with designs to bed his old coach, but he noticed how Ukai kept looking at him all night It's been a while since anyone paid attention to him, so he might as well take advantage of it What do I want for lunch Normally I do a tuna sammich with cottage cheese or a salad Thinking about taking a drive to Taco Bell Suga gets his hair cut the next day A little shorter than how he kept it in high school, but reminiscent downmoon go to taco bell cinco de seis Flenser Mmmmm He just didn't have time to get it done before they traveled for the reunion, so he was due He finally grew to be comfortable in his own skin in undergrad So he twinks the fuck out for this bbq at Ukai's Tiny shorts, tank top He's on vacation and can be as gay as he wants Kiyoko's all for it She loves take-charge Suga She was witness to his many failures before he pulled it together and doesn't ever want to see him like that again It's a crazy hot day Just on the cusp of summer He and Kiyoko bring ice cream to the bbq Ukai's all slobby hot in ripped jeans and a muscle shirt downmoon oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooood Flenser He collected a few tats along the way Stopped bleaching his hair It's still got a mind of its own, tho, so the headband remains Started working out to fill the time after Takeda left so now his arms and shoulders are just glorious You know, for an old dude Everyone's a little surprised that demure little Suga rolls up looking like a loli-boy fantasy Tanaka roars with laughter THAT'S OUR SUGA LADYKILLER downmoon AHAHAHA Flenser Daichi tries very hard to not grin like a fool UKAI MEANWHILE POOR UKAI Suga's a walking wet dream and Ukai's pretty sure he'll die of a heart attack before the day's over He hasn't let himself look at another man that long in a while and aldfguadfjkgajdf he can't handle downmoon this poor fool omggggg Flenser Suga's not helping He's just being himself But himself in tiny shorts And a tiny colorful tank Ukai feels so dirty staring so hard at his former student downmoon me too Flenser Whatever, he's 28 now Doesn't look it But it's more than ethical Ukai does his Very Best to not openly stare at Suga too much Which makes Suga pout a little He didn't bust out his tiny shorts for nothing For being such a goody goody with a heart of gold he sure is a child sometimes downmoon Gotta really put them shorts to use baby Flenser They play volleyball And laugh a lot Ukai's a grill master and makes some damn good food Despite being dressed like a priss Suga digs in and gets serious on the volleyball Grass stains on his knees downmoon YOU FUCK I WAS ABOUT TO TYPE THAT Flenser THE SINGULARITY Ukai thinks they're so hot They all talk and drink a lot and even stalwart Daichi gets buzzed Enough to where he pulls Suga aside to ask him what he thinks he's doing And Suga's like GOD, Daichi, he got dumped, not widowed downmoon yeah daichi GOD Flenser Stop acting like Suga's gonna ruin Take-chan's memory, JEEZ downmoon be a wingman for chrissake Flenser Right, help him ruin Ukai's ass instead Suga really wants his ass ruined, tho Those Tiny Shorts scream it kinda loudly downmoon he's telling all this to daichi daichi's not surprised but he has to be disappointed Flenser It wouldn't be very daddish if he wasn't downmoon the upstanding boys start drifting home and that's when someone insists the rest of them get shitfaced Flenser It's been yeeeeears since Suga's been shitfaced Prolly third year in undergrad Kiyoko's like, welp, I'm out Make good choices So now it's just Ukai, Suga, Tanaka, Yachi and Noya Fuck, let's add Saeko She dropped by and got sucked in downmoon omgggggggggggggggggggGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Flenser She and Ukai are bugs BUDS downmoon BUGS Flenser Instead of "add" I almost wrote "ass" Caught it in time, tho downmoon bahahaha she's the queen of drinking games Flenser She really kicks the party up a notch She's sharp and sees exactly what's going on with Ukai Makes it her mission to get little goody two shoes Sugawara Koushi rekt downmoon get it girrrlll Flenser Figures Ukai needs some liquid encouragement at least FLIP CUP Suga's shit at drinking games downmoon THE WORST even when he's not trashed it's only worse when he is Flenser Beer pong's even worse He's all giggly and flirty and leaping across the table for the balls His sweet little ass totally on display Ukai's gonna die He's too old for this shit Damn you, Saeko downmoon she's far too sneaky for a tanaka Flenser She's also shitfaced and roaring so the extent of her puppetmastery is to be questioned downmoon somehow it's still her fault Flenser Ukai will find a way to blame her He goes inside to get more beer and Suga follows him, but he doesn't notice until he turns around at the cooler and WHOA SUGA WHAT THE FUCK He's SO CLOSE and SUNBURNED and smelling like sunscreen And so, so hot Ukai can feel his resolve crumbling Suga's all sweet and fuzzy And he's just UKAI KEISHIN Don't tell me I wore these criminally tiny shorts for nothing downmoon ukai really is gonna die now Flenser Suga's insecure now Feels like he might be making a fool of himself downmoon poor little darling Flenser Aaaaah I'm making fried pickles downmoon snooki's dream Flenser THEY'RE SO GOOD I am genius downmoon remember when pauly was yelling at that guy in the phone about the bouquet that had to have pickles in it Flenser Lawl I love that show Can't blame her tho downmoon it's so beautiful Flenser Pickles are the world's most perfect food ANYWAY So Suga's all drunk and warm and half naked and pouty in Ukai's face Ukai's not DRUNK drunk, but drunk enough to maaaaaaaaaybe not think it's weird that his ten years younger former student who he might have checked out once or twice back in high school is coming onto him Hard downmoon psh this is a perfectly normal thing that people do ukai get with it Flenser He really has no idea why he's resisting Ever since the reunion he's been running scenarios in his head They're both adults with experience They clearly want each other The student thing was TEN YEARS AGO He had successfully talked himself out of it until Suga rolled up in those shorts GOD DAMN Finally he's just Fuck it He kisses him and it's the lewedst, most disgusting thing ever But so, so hot Ugggggh what the fuck I want soda I never want soda Ukai's got his hands all over Suga and ohhhhh man why did he resist this Love by beercoolerlight AHAHAHAH I started watching Snooki & JWoww and JWoww tells her boyfriend that Snooki's pregnant and he goes PREG-A-NENT My favorite day Ugh, wanna go back to Ukaisugas getting it on in the store Ukai's got Suga hiked up on the counter and they're all plastered together with sweat Suga's making a complete mess of Ukai's hair They're all supercharged and sticky Suga even managed to get his hands down Ukai's pants before Saeko pops in Ukai's never been part of anything so hot in his life He loved Takeda to death but he never got this passionate, holy shit They're pretty much humping on the counter Then comes Saeko with the buzzkill downmoon thanks Saeko Flenser She knows exactly what's going on Conniving jerk downmoon better her than someone else lmao Flenser After about another hour everyone manages to stagger home Saeko smacks Ukai on the back on her way out Ukai doesn't waste any time He grabs Suga by the wrist and bodily drags him back inside They're both a little more sober now so it's not quite as frantic, but it's still like giving a man water in the desert They both know exactly what they want and just go for it downmoon hhnnnnnggggg Flenser They have a fantastic night Suga's SO PLEASED Like a cat napping in the sun after eating an entire dish of milk Ukai scratched every itch Ukai can't believe he managed to keep up It'd been a while for him And while he's not OLD, he's not 26 anymore downmoon Suga's a little firecracker Flenser He passes out hard, tho Too much sun and booze and sex did him in downmoon lmao, makes ukai feel a little less dumb about being exhausted Flenser He decides to add cardio to his workout routine It's obvious that weight lifting isn’t enough downmoon not when suga's involved ohoho Flenser They go for round two the next morning They don't even manage to get out of bed until noon Ukai should've opened the store hours ago but he can't bring himself to care He's so amazed at how sexually compatible they are No offense to Takeda, but he was a little more conservative in the sack Just rolled over and let Ukai do all the work Ukai loves that Suga's demanding in bed It's such a turn-on Suga's in town for another couple days before he has to regroup at his office, and decides to make the most of it Texts Kiyoko to let her know not to wait around for him She figured The UST was strong He slips back to the hotel to grab his stuff while Ukai opens up the shop Though he's not really sure why Suga's determined to wear as little clothing as possible for the rest of the weekend He has family to visit, tho MIGHT AS WELL Ukai's in a great mood all day One of his old lady customers remarks on it Says she hasn't seen him shine so much in years Must be a new lady friend Lock her down, Keishin-chan downmoon HEEHEE Flenser Ukai keeps zoning out, recalling the events of the night He can't wait to close the shop that night It's really refreshing to be with someone brave enough to take what they want He's pretty sure he's already addicted Suga's hooked too, holy jesus Ukai's just the dreamiest downmoon workin on cars buff as hell rugged good looks Flenser CHEST HAIR Suga loves that shit He spent quite a bit of time admiring Ukai's treasure trail downmoon look at the ukai i just reblogged Flenser HHHHHHHHH downmoon why is ukai so hot i am having emotions Flenser Welcome to my hellish dreamscape I've had my eye on that man since day one downmoon well me too but it's just now coming to the surface Flenser Favorite Ukai http://cloven.tumblr.com/post/82524147575 downmoon YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Flenser THAT'S the Ukai Suga gets his hooks into, oh ho ho 'Cept a little older, more rugged downmoon i'm swoonin suga's swoonin ukai's mom is swoonin when she runs into suga at the store Flenser If she remembers him from ten years ago, she doesn't let on Ukai's relieved, but he knows his mother He's especially suspicious when she shoos them both out of the store You kids go have fun Ukai's not gonna look a gifthorse in the mouth downmoon aint no time for that Flenser Suga's just WELP There goes fucking the night away Ukai is SCANDALIZED SUGA downmoon BAHAHAHA Flenser But then laughs so hard Suga's still as sweet as he was way back when, but now he has this bawdier side that just tickles Ukai So the Ukasugas decide to wander around town together It's only a couple hours before Ukai's mother closes shop and heads home They're both surprised to find their chemistry extends beyond sex Ukasugas actually stay out pretty late Just chatting and catching up It's weird how the time flew downmoon it's just so easy and comfortable between them Flenser They didn't have to do any of that dating smalltalk bullshit Getting drunk and having sex knocked that shit right out of them downmoon thank god Flenser And they're both successful adults There's no reason not to cut to the chase and talk about what they want from each other Obviously the sex is working for both of them, but what about everything else Suga's busy and can't commit But he wouldn't be interested in pursuing anything else if Ukai was on board He might be proactive with his sexuality but he's also very much into monogamy Ukai hasn't had anything even remotely close to resembling a relationship in years, so he's cool with seeing where this goes Suga might not be around a lot, but when he's with someone he's WITH them They finally end up back at Ukai's place and it's a repeat of the night before It's disgusting how into each other they are Ukai takes a moment to wonder at how something like this could have happened He kinda feels like a cradle robber but just doesn't care downmoon it's kinda HARD to care GET IT Flenser HURR DURR downmoon thank u thank u Flenser You made a boner joke downmoon that's my big contribution Flenser BIG downmoon HA i’m here all night Flenser Or at least until dinner time downmoon oh i'm already eating baby Flenser The Ukasugas spend the third day gloriously naked and wrapped up in each other at a hotel room because Ukai managed to get the day off All they do is fuck and sleep and talk and watch TV They have a surprising amount to say to one another Suga has to leave that night so they're cramming as much in as they can GET IT And speaking of cramming, Suga makes a mental note to get a bigger dildo later 'cause now he's accustomed to Ukai and doesn't think he could ever go back downmoon i'm so proud of you Flenser My jokes land hard OH HO HO downmoon OH HO HO INDEED Flenser The Ukasugas are so gross downmoon the grossest i love it Flenser They're not in love or anything Yet But they never miss a Skype date They sext a LOT Suga's the biggest offender Good thing Ukai can stand behind a counter all day downmoon that sly dog Flenser Siiiiiigh The Ukasuga tag is so small downmoon you know what this means time to start putting stuff in there Flenser I DON'T HAVE TIME downmoon YOU BETTER MAKE TIME Flenser ANYWAY So at first the Ukasugas is all sex, right But then attachment happens, like it usually does And Suga WANTS THINGS He's always wanted kids "Some day" But he was busy saving the world Being in a kind-sorta steady relationship is making him think about shit All those endorphins Messing with his mind But Suga doesn't know if Ukai's up for that, or even if he wants it They've never had a serious discussion about their relationship The most seriously they ever got was agreeing not to fuck other people THE MOST SERIOUSLY So this has been going on for 6ish months Suga runs off to see Ukai whenever he can Ukai's made it to Tokyo a few times, too Mostly it's Suga doing the traveling tho Ukai's been fending off his mother for a while She's pleased for her lonely bachelor son, but she can't stand that he’s keeping Suga from her She's no dummy Ukai just doesn't want her to get attached In case this thing with Suga just stays a fling Ukai's starting to feel his age a bit Pretty much all his friends from the neighborhood association are married with kids now He's pushing 40 A family wasn't ever really part of his plan but then he lost his father and grandfather two years apart It's just him and his mother now He thinks it wouldn't be so bad if it was with Suga, tho But then he's like Wtf are you doing You've only been at this for six months To be fair, tho, they've known each other a long time CALM DOWN UKAI GOD He's freaking out a little The novelty of watching Ukai spiral into weirdness finally wears off for Saeko and she kicks him around a bit TALK TO SUGA Yeah, it's just sex right now but it doesn't have to be B'sides, you don't see the way he looks at you when you're not paying attention downmoon I'm melting Flenser Turns out Ukai doesn't have to do shit, because his mother jumps Suga the next time he visits The traitor She's tired of not having in-laws downmoon PFFFFF Flenser She drags someone in to watch the shop as she drags these two FULLY GROWN but FULLY STUPID men upstairs for dinner She's hilariously blunt Suga-chan, how do you feel about my son He'd make a great husband, wouldn't he Keishin, why haven't you married this beautiful young man yet She conveniently doesn't care that it's not legal Ukai's gaping at his mother while Suga looks like he can't decide between laughing and running She's just like Look I'm not getting any younger and I want grandbabies before I die So do an old woman a favor and tell her if this is a possibility or if she should give up on all hope forever downmoon HEEHEEHEE Flenser Suga can't hold it in anymore He cracks the fuck up While Ukai's redder than he's ever been Suga's eyes are doing that twinkling thing and he suggests that maybe he and Ukai have a few things to talk about Ukai's mom is like Well, don't wait on my account And skedaddles Suga's all She has a point Ukai's still flustered WHAT KIND OF POINT IS THAT And Suga's just Well, haven't you ever thought about it Ukai begrudging admits he has And that it wouldn't entirely suck If it was with Suga Suga's such a tease, tho Oooooo~ Keishin, just what are you suggesting Ukai's practically purple now What are YOU suggesting Suga decides to let Ukai off the hook and snuggles up into his lap, because he didn't even get a kiss before Ukai's mom swooped in And he's just I'm SUGGESTING that maybe we ought to consider our relationship a little more seriously because it's become apparent that we have certain shared aspirations Ukai tries to play it off Like he doesn't know what Suga's talking about But Suga gives him That Look™ Your boy's a lawyer, Ukai, don't try to play dumb God, can you imagine how good Suga would be at his job People already bend over backwards to do anything for him because he's SUGA Imagine him questioning a witness There are no survivors Total devastation Suga's done playing around He asks Ukai if this is something worth investing in, because if not, he'd rather duck out now than risk heartache further down the road The mood's really somber and tense Ukai wants to make demands of Suga's time, but he's worried Suga won't like it Once or twice a month really isn't cutting it for him Suga asks him if that's his only concern and Ukai's just Well, yeah I mean, you're perfect What else could I complain about And Suga's just Right Now that that's settled, let's go make babies downmoon Ka-ching Flenser Ahahahaha, Suga has, like, no refractory period downmoon POOR UKAI Flenser The cardio's been helping, but not that much Suga can control himself, tho He's not a complete fiend And he's even better at reading people than he was as a teen He knows when to back off And it's not like he's in a constant state of low-grade horny Just when he has the opportunity to go all night, he'll take it Why not A huge portion of their relationship is based on sex But not in a we-have-nothing-else-in-common way It's just something they both really enjoy between all the other stuff they do Turns out Suga has a green thumb and enjoys spending time at the farm And he loves watching Ukai work on his car Ukai is super fun to tease, too Suga lives to fluster him Ukai has a weirdly philosophical mind, too He looks at things really differently Takeda got him into poetry and it's something he's kept up Ukai's very interested in war history and a lot of what Suga does relates to it Taking cases in recovering nations Suga takes more local work so he's not traveling as much, and consults on cases rather than trying them himself He misses the rush of the courtroom, but playing volleyball with the neighborhood association buoys him up a bit He doesn't miss the dirty water and terrible living conditions when he travels, tho Constant diarrhea Ukai's bed is plenty comfy, thankyouverymuch They settle into a nice routine Everyone's shocked to find out they're together They have no idea what these two could possibly have in common And no one knew either one were gay, though they had thoughts about Ukai and Takeda The shock wears off fast At least among their peers It makes sense to them after being around them being together The kid thing doesn't happen until a few years in, and even then it just falls into their lap Saeko has a really irresponsible friend With a three year old desperately needing stability So they're just like Yes, let's do it A sweet little dark haired girl The poor thing is SO SHY She latches onto Suga pretty quickly Ukai's big and intimidates her a little Ahahaha, when they first move in together Suga has all these weird little knick knacks from the countries he's been to It's so eclectic and interesting Ukai can't figure any of it out He's like Did hippies move in while I was out Suga calls him a grumpy old man downmoon HAHAHAHAHA Flenser He pulls out an aphrodisiac he picked up in South Africa and ushers Ukai into the bedroom Not everything's purely decoration downmoon ohoho sugawara~ Flenser It's just rum with a vanilla bean in it, but shhhh downmoon what a cute family they'd be once little girl warmed up to ukai Flenser Ukai has no idea what to do at first Suga just has this natural ease and motherly sense about him so it's easy for kids to get attached Well, anyone, really Ukai has like no experience with kids Other than when he has to chase them out of the shop He gets the hang of it, tho He does the stern dad thing pretty well His favorite thing is watching Suga and babygirl interact NAME TIME Mai Cute and sinple SINple downmoon SINPLE Flenser Ukai would be the type to not realize he was in love until he has that little family Like, intellectually he'd know, but he wouldn't KNOW He'd finally understand the meaning of the word downmoon oh my god, not to derail fluffy fun family times, but you said you wanted angst earlier. WHAT IF TAKEDA COMES BACK, sometime when ukasugas are still fairly casual Flenser OOOOO Takeda shows up at the store Ukai's heart fucking LURCHES but he's determined to be a wall Suga's actually visiting that weekend He's still upstairs or something I don't know why, but I always assume that Ukai lives above the store downmoon me too whatever, it works Flenser Word SO YEAH Suga's still upstairs, prolly having a nice morning Cup of tea The newspaper downmoon heehee Flenser Luxuriating in having been fucked pretty well the night before Answering e-mails He has no idea that Ukai's losing his goddamned mind downstairs It's so tense Ukai's still pretty angry He never has to hide anything with Suga and he's grown to really resent how things went with Takeda But god damn does Takeda look good Older, but good Takeda doesn't really want anything from Ukai He's actually in town meeting with his fiancée's parents and they needed something from the store It was an arranged marriage Ukai's like Good for you But all gruff Like he doesn't really want to know That little tiny spiteful part of him is pleased that Takeda's gonna be trapped in misery with a wife he probably doesn't want downmoon ugh this is so gooooood but i'm leavinggggggg Flenser You'll have some fun surprises when you get home, then Takeda looks a little sad and shamefaced And like he wants to say something Ukai softens a bit It's fine He's fine And down comes Suga looking like a twinked out dream staring at his phone and asking Ukai if he wants to meet up with the Tanakas tonight and it's like you can hear a god damned pin drop Suga looks up and OH SHIT Takeda's eyes are so wide, but then he composes himself He recognizes Suga Don't GIS "twink style" unless you want to see a lot of buttholes All I wanted was a cute shirt And I got buttholes Buttholes WHY AM I LAUGHING LIKE A CHILD Fuck, I need a V8 Anyway, Takeda and Suga STARE at one another before they both get over the shock and go into Polite Mode while Ukai has a crisis behind the counter It's like his worst nightmare come true They exchange pleasantries, like Sugawara! I didn't know you were in town And Suga's like Aahahaha, yeah, sensei, it's been awhile, huh They do the obligatory how-are-you-how's-your-family thing It's TOO polite But Ukai can still sense there's some kind of battle going on Watching two very polite people fight is weirdly the most intense thing ever Eventually Takeda says something like "give my regards to your mother" in a way that just sounds like a threat to Suga and Suga's so over this downmoon OOOH MAN Flenser He just casually walks over to the tiny condom section, grabs a box of XLs, waves to Takeda with a smile and goes back upstairs Ukai is so impressed and turned on He's just At total war with himself He shouldn't have found Suga treating his ex that way as sexy as he did but HOLY BALLS WAS THAT SEXY Tells Takeda it was nice to see him again, ushers him out the door and locks it behind him Suga's gonna pay for that one When he takes time to think about it after thoroughly wrecking Suga, he realizes how much it DIDN'T hurt seeing Takeda Like, it DID, but he's okay downmoon His heart's not beating out of his chest anymore