Alright, @downmoon, you wanted me to  share my JoJoâs Bizarre Adventure finale (well, the PB + BT finale) thoughts, and here they are:
I realise that asking any anime to take Actual Science even remotely seriously is a big ask, but Kars going âI AM LITERALLY MELTING IN LAVA. I KNOW, IâLL FORM AN ARMOUR OUT OF ROCK TO SAVE MYSELF. WAIT, SHIT, THAT DIDNâT WORK. TIME FOR PLAN B: BUBBLESâ was truly amazing.
If JoJo is calling you an idiot, it may be time to rethink your life.
I donât like to dwell too much on Stroheim for Reasons, and I know heâs a cyborg and all but still. DUDE IS BISECTED HOW HE IS STILL CHILL AND OKAY. He seems to be mostly organic? But is just hanging around like âyep. Sure am cut in half. No worriesâ.
Blond Kars bursting from the mountain to cut off JoJoâs has to be one of the greatest SURPRISE BITCH moments in all of history.
Blah blah Karsâ history, possibly important later in the series? Maybe? For now Iâm just taking it as âKars is such a dick that even his vampire family and friends were all Dude You Are Too Muchâ.
(I am still Dio >>>> Kars for better villain so far)
I fucking died over the entire âKars turns into a bird -> JoJoâs amputated arm is shot into the sky and by sheer fucking coincidence latches onto Karsâ neck and starts choking him -> Kars is distracted by this which FAIR ENOUGH and also gets knocked out by flying rocks AND SHOOTS INTO SPACE -> JoJo immediately goes âALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU nah not really, but that sure was fucking lucky thoughâ.
BYE KARS. ENJOY BEING A FLOATING SPACE ROCK FOR ALL ETERNITY.
I had to literally pause the episode and take a moment because I was laughing so much over JoJo popping up at his own funeral and going âHEY ALL WHATâS UPâ.
His family and friends, still in their mourning gear, looking on in disbelief as heâs running around going NAAANIIIIII WTF WHO SAID I WAS DEAD, HEY SMOKEY WHATâS UP is just. A thing of beauty.
That, and JoJo asking his new wife Suzi Q (!!!! GUESS HE HAS A THING FOR BLONDES) and going âSo, you did, likeâŚ..tell everyone I wasnât dead, right? You sent a telegram to my beloved aunt? My friends? Letting them know a) I am okay and b) we are married?â and Suzi basically going âlol whoopsâ.  YOU ARE BOTH CHARMING AND ENDEARING AND ALSO STUPID AS HELL, I AM CONCERNED FOR YOUR CHILDREN.
The couple of lines everyone got about their future was nice, especially Smokey being the first black mayor in Georgia. Nice.
LETâS NOT TALK ABOUT STROHEIM.
(Anime, can we justâŚ.not, with the Good Na///zi characters. Please, stop)
And then we end with Older JoJo who beats up a poor Japanese tourist because his daughter fucked off to Japan to live with her husband and he never gets to see her (JoJo I am pretty sure you are super fucking rich, FLY OVER THERE AND VISIT HER), and his grandson, and I am 99.99% sure the grandson will be the next JoJo. I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING HIM.
ââŚI do like my Walkmanâ