Y’all how much does adrenaline REALLY do for you? Like I feel like if I were to steal an idol and be chased by evil humanoid monkeys and had to duck and jump and shit I would at some point just get tired and die, no matter how much money I’m collecting along the way, and no matter how good I was at avoiding obstacles. Imma just fuken collapse dude those monkeys can eat my bones at this point. Like kudos to guy dangerous for having so much stamina, especially since this man lives the same day over and over and over again because he resurrects in the same place after he dies. And he keeps on making the decision to commit thievery. Like ok if I were to resurrect back to before I stole the damn idol I’d probably leave it in the first place???? Because stealing it led to me fucking dying??? Over and over and over again???? I take back my kudos because guy dangerous is a fucking idiot. Reminds me of those dudes from tangled like the one with an eye patch and shit because those guys were jacked af but also had to take turns using half a brain cell. Then again maybe guy dangerous just likes the rush of running and dying. Like the weirdass doctor dude from black mirror. He still doesn’t get the kudos back because I don’t like that. He also has DID but for some reason he has to pay to activate that. Maybe he’s just tired of living the same life and wants a break so he says fuck it and pays for the second personality so he can get a gotdam nap. In the grand scheme of things it doesn’t cost that much since he basically has infinite money since his money count doesn’t reset with the time loop for some reason. That’s kinda goated tbh. Is he just trying to become an ethical billionaire? Like once he collects enough money will he stop stealing the ding dang idol? I’d support that but I’m kinda leaning towards he’s just fucking stupid. He also has the dumbest chore list ever. Why is he challenging himself to run given distances without collecting money. Idk if it’s the broke college kid in me but the money is literally RIGHT THERE. The monkeys aren’t mad about the money they’re mad about their little demonic idol that you stole. Why can’t this bitch just leave the idol and then casually stroll to collect his money? Does the money only appear once the idol is stolen? That kinda makes me wonder if the money even has any value outside the maze because it’s clearly part of some elaborate magic. I’m totally sticking with guy dangerous is a fucking idiot at this point because we have like half a hypothetical as evidence to the contrary.
