Gab

Just tried to have sex with a guy & I got scared so I sent him some photos of my feet so he could finish in my bathroom. Weird night. Think I’m gay

My thoughts consist of hating myself, hating everything else, the inevitable decay of our environment & societal collapse that is quickly becoming a bigger concern day by day, & epic transformer autobot decepticon smackdowns.

Why is geology the loser of the sciences? Like geologists are always getting shit on & i feel bad for them. No way you are the dork of the dork community, how much more lame can you get dude oh my god.

My boyfriend is my last stand against like, i dunno, the world. Fuck everybody else except him.

Sometimes the day pulls every ounce of will left in my very small reserve & i wonder why i even still move forward, then i put my headphones on & cuddle my cat & i completely forget what i was griping about before. like get a load of this emo, fucking loser who can’t handle a 9-5 work day

Being alive is weird. Who is everyone? Who am i? What the hell am i doing here why do i have to do taxes why can’t i just be a cat who gets mad at people & shits in their shoes?

Anxiety is so stupid because what do you mean. Like in general

My biggest enemy is my mouth. Cuz i think of something to say & then everytime it comes out as fucking gibberish & i look like an executable fool of a fat king. Like SHUT UP BRO i WILL beat you within an inch of your life.

Why am i the funniest person on earth when its just me? Like why can’t these super powers kick in when im around other people? As if i have a secret identity that i dont want to keep hidden.

Everytime i see someone parked like a douchebag i imagine in my head lifting their car with my bare hands & throwing it into walmart. Might as well have parked there intially cuz ur sideways on a handicapped & babystroller designated spot as if this world is your oyster. Its not your oyster, i’m gonna pummel your oyster bro.