#twlightcomeback

I love Jacob but when he found out Bella and Edward we’re engaged he should have put his feelings aside and realized that sometimes the people you love don’t love you back. Him pulling the whole “Maybe I’ll get my self killed and make things simple for you.” Was trash.

You can say all you want about twilight and the racism involved with it. Because there were racist aspects. But boy am I just relieved that the native Americans were played by people who look like they could be native Americans.

I’ve decided the Cullen’s have so much money because Edward plays really good poker because he knows which cards everyone has. And Alice can predict which machine she’d hit the jackpot on. So they just hustle the gambling game.

If you want to say that twilight is the least well written piece of literature in the entire planet you, if you want to say the movies were terribly cringy and over all bad. Fine you’re probably right. But, if you think that I’m going to waste my time watching them in order multiple times in a row and re-read the books because I can’t stop myself from jumping head on into this revival. You would also be probably right.