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Fingertips make the careful dance to the plate beside him, stealing the piece of strawberry pie with nary a thought to whom it might belong - a pirate is a pirate, even if the attempts at civilization argue otherwise. Words are a dry lilt, tone laced with sarcasm and a faux respect that the boy doesn’t quite feel. “ - What do I call ya? Da?”

Fingers tightened around the hilt in their grasp, one step forward causing a twig to break  underfoot with a resounding crack. The man had gumption, aye ... a fitting addition to a crew should he break as easy as the others. His men wait like hungry hounds, eyes not leaving the figure before them and fingers ready to draw steel at the barest insult. “Apologies, mate... “ The words tasted like sawdust, cobwebs long grown over sincere propriety .. and with a furrow of brows he started again, tongue sweeping over dry lips as if to prepare them for whatever dust covered idiom spilled forth.

Ever a gentleman.

“ - If you want to live, and I’m assuming that you do, you’d do best to leave the questions to me...lest you find yourself on the sharp end of some brat’s toy.” Somewhere behind him a man coughed, no doubt Starkey, his ever present first-mate ready to redirect the situation. With barely a glance over his shoulder, Hook turned back to study the new comer, blue eyes taking in the disheveled hair and the rivulet of sweat that worked its way down the side of one cheek. “Tell me something, mate ... what game has he come up with now, hm? A test to see if Captain Hook holds some amount of mercy in him yet?” Another step closer and the edge of his blade was resting against the other man’s throat, eyes flashing with a deep set anger. “Do answer quickly, would you? I’m not much for patience.”

8. what is each of your muses otps? notps?

this is gonna get super long but I’ll only touch on the basics. Graham’s OTP is obviously Graham/Emma but I also really ship Graham/Ruby while Graham/Regina is the biggest NOTP to ever NOTP. I don’t have a lot of NOTPs for Charming other than the obvious incest ones I’ve seen around but my OTP is definitely either Charming/Snow or Charming/Ruby. I don’t care one way or another about Oberyn. Jaime’s NOTP would be jaime/brienne while I really enjoy Jaime/Aurora I also gotta go with the old favorite Jaime/Cersei. Han’s OTP is obviously Han/Leia and the NOTP would be luke/han. I don’t ship Vaisey with anyone but a HUGE NOTP is Vaisey/Guy. No thanks, get that out of here. Robin Hood’s OTP is Robin/Marian but I also shipped him with Guy in a very rival!mance sort of way. But I don’t know if I liked it enough to be considered an OTP. A NOTP for Robin would definitely be him/any gang member. Marian is MARIAN/GUY THATS THE ONLY SHIP THAT MATTERS. Though I also shipped her with Djaq. 

And of course Robin. Isabella I don’t really care one way about but she’s a lesbian so ... give me all the girls. For Derek I enjoy both Derek/Meredith and Derek/Addison. A NOTP would definitely be Derek/Mark. Indiana’s OTP would either be Indiana/Marion (duh) or Indiana/Lara. I think any NOTP would be any slash paring because in my head Indy is a hardlined heterosexual. Ned, I obviously ship Ned/Chuck but my biggest OTP is just Ned/Happiness. As far as a NOTP, Ned/Emmerson because I’ve seen that one around. 

Lancelot’s OTP is Lance/Gwen .. as far as a notp goes probably lance/elaine. I don’t really ‘ship’ the bnha kids since they’re well.. kids, but there are a few I think are cute together. We’ll leave it at that. For prompto my biggest OTP is Promoto/Ignis. Like, pry it from my cold dead hands.  I guess a notp would be prompto/noctis because i’ve always seen noct with gladio. Dutch’s OTP (the way we write it and the way we write it only) probably Dutch/Arthur. I also highly ship Dutch/Molly but .. its toxic. As far as a notp goes, Dutch/Hosea. I don’t really have an OTP for Watson, but a notp would be Watson/Holmes. I know its a popular one but I don’t ship it at all. I ship Septimus with power. A notp would be Septimus and death.

19. for each muse, is there a character you wish had a blog so you could interact with them?

THIS IS GETTING SO LONG. I’m just gonna name the ones I wish were around. Obviously for Ned, I wish there was a Chuck but we’d have to have major chemistry for me to enter a ship. For Dutch, a Hosea. I mean some of these there are blogs out there, I’ve just been too lazy to find them. I love the Jaime and Tywin dynamic so thats a blog I’d love to interact with. Oberyn and Tyrion. Bakugo and Deku. A leia for Han obviously. A marcus for Indiana would be really fun.I’d love to see a blog for Vaisey’s sister? It shows a side of him we don’t normally get to explore so that would be great fun. I’m sure there are others but this is getting long enough already.

27. is there a rule that someone keeps breaking for your muses?

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       One benefit of the advance warning, however, was that she could at least steel herself. As the man ( for that’s all he was, a man -- Guy, he was called ) approached, Morgana could put on the show of the regal lady of court she played so well. She at least wasn’t trembling with fear -- although it was likely playing across her features nonetheless. Still, she could always chalk that up to lack of sleep.

       ‟ It is a pleasure to meet you, sir. I’m the Lady Morgana, Uther’s ward. ” She smiled, inclining her head slightly. Her next words had been rehearsed over and over in her head, words that she hoped would dispel any initial suspicions. ‟ I’ve heard that your methods have been very effective in some of the outlying villages. I can only hope they achieve similar results here in Camelot itself. ”