what they don’t tell you about ilya’s “fucking fuck san francisco” speech is that immediately afterward all the raiders had to look in marly’s scary mirror again to be reminded of their own mortality as fuel to. well. fucking fuck san francisco
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we appreciate you hrchivist <33 also plss tell me what is up with roku city hudcon and hollanov !! what does it meannnnnn
Thank you so much 😍😍😍
So, juuust in case anyone is unaware, Roku is a streaming platform and you can get Roku TVs kind of like Amazon Firestick TVs. Just a smart TV with a built-in streaming platform.
Roku TV have a looping screensaver of a city where the "camera" kind of scrolls to the right, so you're kind of watching the city slowly go by. There are many elements of real-life cities, including recognizable landmarks from cities like London, San Francisco, and New York, but also unreal stuff lile Godzilla, King Kong, aliens, giant killer robots, a kraken, etc. etc. In the screensaver, there are signs that say "Roku City."
So. Roku City is a fictional city invented by a streaming platform that is an amalgam of several real cities, plus the fictional versions of those cities from various movies.
NOW! As it pertains to Heated Rivalry, it all started two days ago when Lexi @avantgarden-er posted this: "The NHL in Rachel Reid’s universe takes place in Roku City"
*I* personally believe that this is a commentary on how Rachel Reid writes about the toxic aspects of the NHL, but her in-universe depictions of the NHL are generally much more tame than the real-life NHL (wrt things like racism and homophobia). Therefore, like Roku City, Rachel Reid's NHL exists in a universe that is slightly to the left of our own: real and not real at the same time.
Part of the bit is imagining if Heated Rivalry did actually take place in Roku City. For example, the team is called the Roku City Streambars. Some users have been changing the show's dialogue to the "Roku City" version, e.g. "I wouldn't be able to go home again." "Because your parents-" "Because Roku!"
But also. Roku City's very premise is that it can contain anything from our world and anything from any fictional world as well. This makes it a perfect sandbox for combining all the AU concepts we've been talking about for the past few months: the Vampire Marleau, mouse Hayden, Club Irina, Connie from admin, Yuna's gay intern, Jeff the bathtub lizard, Shane laying eggs, etc. It allows for a setting where we can have canon, which is supposed to be like real life (but isn't) with fantasy and sci-fi concepts that ordinarily would not fit the genre. In Roku city, we can have Shane and Ilya, Hudson and Connor, Big Hud and Connie, and even Land Leopard and the injured stripper. it's a place of infinite possibility!
Loon!Shane (Shoon) AU Looniverse #loonposting Masterlist, Part 1
(finally! sorry for the delays!)
An attempt to round up all the posts about Shane Hollander in the form of a loon.
(please note all post time stamps are in my local time, which is currently Newfoundland Daylight Time (UTC -02:30) so they probably won’t line up with the time of posting either in the original poster’s time zone or yours, dear Reader. They are just there to establish a timeline.)
According to my research, loon!Shane is to Heated Rivalry AUs what crabs are to evolution. From what I can tell, the idea of Shane in the form of a loon has arisen arguably no less than seven separate times, independent of one another.
The earliest recorded mention of Shane in loon form (that I could find on tumblr) comes from @rabbittush who, after watching Episode 6, was inspired by the exchange, “so now you speak bird, too.” “fluent.” and reblogged a gifset of that moment with the following tags:
December 26, 9:19am: #imagine a fic…
Since that date, he’s been posting fairly regularly about their ideas for the story they’re working on, with comments that seem to indicate that he has been doing research, maintains an ever-growing document with said research as well as their ideas, and has extensive lore in mind for the story.
December 27, 3:17am: I’m really tempted to write a fic…
December 29, 8:04pm: references
December 30, 10:45am: i thought you might chicken out
January 3, 7:12am: #taking…
January 8, 10:25am: LOON!SHANE
January 20, 7:43am: researching
January 20, 8:43am: Shane not letting himself…
January 20, 8:56am: the most freeing thing ever…
January 20, 10:56am: #loon!shane
January 23, 12:08pm: #I neeeeeeed to redraw this…
January 27, 1:52am: I wanna spend all my time finally researching loons…
January 30, 9:27am: I keep wanting to read…
January 30, 9:37am: Guys hockey is literally so important.
January 31, 8:00am: #putting this in my fic document…
February 20, 9:22am: #loon!shane au
Three other instances of loon!Shane popped up in January:
An AO3 fic, posted on January 6, titled “Covenant of Icarus” by Echo0112358, Part 1 (and, as of writing this post, the only part) of a series called “Ice and Quills.”: https://archiveofourown.org/works/77118156
January 21, 12:09am: This comment from @meret118 on a post about Shane’s hypothetical daemon (inspired by Hudson William’s comments on the Shut Up Evan podcast that if he were an animal, he would be a raccoon): what about a stupid Canadian wolf bird!...
January 21, 2:20am: @swingsetindecember posted “crack fic where shane hollander is a wereloon,” and @underthestringlights responded at 10:48pm with a short snippet from one such imaginary fic: A howl sounds somewhere deep within the cottage's walls. Ilya freezes.
WAIT I FORGOT THIS ONE!!! February 28, 5:57pm: @atevanfool posted this picture of a tattoo of a loon holding a hockey stick in their beak!!
March 9, 9:52am: it’s just so crazy to me how no one’s doing shane as a loon au’s?...
Less than two weeks later, as if brought into existence by rabbittush ‘s wishing, loon!Shane experienced a renaissance, kicked off by a cryptic, three-word post by @shillanov :
March 22, 12:52am: shane loon au
Comments:
@scunthotter : “Is...is he a wereloon...?”
@grabmyboner : “is he the loon? did a witch cast a spell and turn him into a loon and the only way to be turned back into human is true loves kiss? or is he like in some feud with a loon that is fucking up his veggie patch? so many questions”
shillanov: “Jackie accidentally turned shane into a loon,” and “but also the second one is so Good. also imagine if he was the loon fuckin up ilya’s veggie patch”
@immovabletype : “The Crane Wife but it's The Loon Husband, genre magical realism”
Then, shillanov expanded on the idea:
March 22, 12:59am: jackie accidentally turns shane into a loon…
THAT was the post that inspired a flurry of comments and reblogs, with many users “yes, and”-ing the idea and expanding this mini-AU.
Note: rabbittush was, of course, delighted: #I’m so happy to see loon shane posting
Comments:
@hollzy-baby : “Ilya runs afoul of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act & is in the most trouble of his life until a wildlife officer tries to separate Shane the loon from Ilya & loses a finger”
shillanov: “literally assaulting every officer in sight and making those damn noises as he’s doin it”
hollzy-baby: “Jackie feeds all the wildlife officers 1 day blinding stew and true love’s kiss turns Shane back into Shane”
@smugrobotics : “Just imagining someone cross-checking Ilya in a game. The refs don't call it, the crowd starts booing, when suddenly a black blur streaks through the air as loon!shane launches himself at the offending player's face.”
@error404heymanotfound : “and ilya visibly loses a year off his lifespan every time the loon makes a noise”
@hollanovasupernova : “Is this the same universe as the fandom mass hallucination that jackie pike is a sorceress, marleau is a vampire and ilya his reincarnated liege lord?”
@myboyrozanovv : “Yes”
Reblogs:
grabmyboner (1:15am): #how does he get turned back…
@symphoniccowboy (1:21am): #ilya voice well maybe…
@hornylittlecoyote (1:30am): #and where does the frog factor in
March 22, 1:04am: reblog from scunthotter: #loon!shane is jealous…
shillanov (1:22am): “loon shane keeps trying…
@iampackratseemehoard (1:34am): #i’m screaming #is that how…
@tomlinshires (2:22am): “#the loon becomes…
@hardlyhinged, in reference to hollzy-baby ‘s comment (1:34am): #so many people on social media…
@pvrrhadve (4:47am): #and shane just sits there and stares at him…
@sign-seeker (6:10am): “Absolutely in love with the fact that…
@cinematicvests (8:40am): #once shane gets a hold of…
@hedonixmus (11:24am): #fun fact…
@sterling-dragons (2:59pm): #ain't no rules…
@annanother-thing (5:01pm): #does he attack his own reflection…
@starfieldcanvas (March 23, 1:03am): #(the cure to the curse is…
March 22, 1:14am: aint no rule…
March 22, 1:14am: i just wanna be clear that…
Comment from hardlyhinged: Loons actually suck at walking due to the positioning of their legs being so far back so not only would Ilya need to carry Shane around like a dumb baby, but he’d also need to interconnect a line of kiddie pools together throughout the house if Shane is going to get anywhere comfortably by himself (which he insists upon since he is an independent duck)
Reblog from shillanov (2:21am): loon!shane is so adamant...
March 22, 1:40am: a loon, a mouse, and a vampire…
Comment from grabmyboner: they’re all there to meet a frog
March 22, 1:42am: i don’t know what this tag means…… and frankly i am a little afraid to ask
March 22, 2:03am: i just wanna say that...
March 22, 2:05am: @vegas2014 [shane voice]
March 22, 2:07am: SHOON.....
March 22, 2:08am: ok grabmyboner and i are gonna…
Reblog from grabmyboner (2:16am): he's ruining Ilya's...
March 22, 2:17am: listen,,it's the princess tutu-isms of it all...
March 22, 2:17am: @lesbianlandry : if we're loonposting…
Reblog from shillanov (2:25am): NOOO SHANE...
March 22, 2:23am: im gonna be honest...
March 22, 2:33am: @dykehollanov : can i make a really specific reference...
March 22, 2:33am: after soon (loon!shane) turns back...
March 22, 2:40am: ask from @runescape-69 : OHHHH MY GOD BUT...
March 22, 2:41am: @nonlynear : If someone doesnt..
March 22, 2:41am: @goldturnedgray : i come home...
March 22, 2:42am: im ngl to you...
March 22, 2:48am: loon!shane in the heated rivalry universe...
March 22, 2:49am: @shanyshko : they have to...
March 22, 2:53am: he can be saved...
March 22, 2:53am: @hollanovulation : in an effort to make loon shane comfortable...
March 22, 2:56am: i feel like a wacky professor...
March 22, 2:59am: @onemonthintheatlantic : i space out for a couple hours...
March 22, 2:59am: HE RESPECTS ALL THE RULES OF TIME TRAVEL AND...
March 22, 3:00am: so apparently loons sleep on the water...
March 22, 3:00am: turn him back...
March 22, 3:02am: Shane's life is split...
March 22, 3:03am: ILYELLOW WALLPAPER AND LOON SHANE...
March 22, 3:08am: jackie pike having the worst saturday night...
March 22, 3:09am: cant play hockey...
March 22, 3:09am: guys loon shane is ok…
Reblog from @hollanovfuckoff (3:32am): Ilya one day: I love your weak back wing
March 22, 3:13am: i really hope...
March 22, 3:14am: @crowofjudgment : Shane is a loon...
March 22, 3:16am: What a wonderful world montage...
March 22, 3:21am: Ilya showing the pikes Loon Shane
March 22, 3:21am: THEY CANT EVEN HAVE SEX!!!!!!!!
March 22, 3:25am: don't even laugh...
March 22, 3:30am: rose laundry lesbian shape shifter...
March 22, 3:34am: @boitterfly : yeah shane would be one of these birds
March 22, 3:36am: ask from @thegirlwiththemooglehat : what if loon shane is turned back by pulling an air bud
March 22, 3:40am: Loons all the shanes in your area
March 22, 3:43am: @fujoshane : mary oliver: you do not have to be good
March 22: 3:46am: get a load of this loon diagram
Reblog from @callmeizukunotdeku (4:01am): recently rewatched heated rivalry...
March 22, 3:49am: #can loon!shane drink ginger ale
March 22, 3:56am: the american birding association 🤝 people on tumblr.com
March 22, 4:00am: @shanescervix : does shane getting turned into a loon...
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Loon!Shane (Shoon) AU Looniverse #loonposting Masterlist, Part 2
-> Part 1 Here!! <-
An attempt to round up all the posts about Shane Hollander in the form of a loon (continued).
(please note all post time stamps are in my local time, which is currently Newfoundland Daylight Time (UTC -02:30) so they probably won’t line up with the time of posting either in the original poster’s time zone or yours, dear Reader. They are just there to establish a timeline.)
March 22, 4:17am: if shane is a loon now…
Reblogs:
@likematingcall (4:37am): #shoon bottle episode c plot:
@castielchitaqua (4:55am): yeah it's not looking great
@mousehaydenpike (6:04pm): You guys dont get it...
March 22, 4:35am: shane when he turns back…
March 22, 4:38am: Ilya just tell me…
March 22, 4:38am: @4me2knowandyou2wonder : i am being haunted by shillanov's loon!shane right now...
March 22, 4:46am: (just woke up)
March 22, 4:51am: Oh before I forget...
March 22, 5:49am: question from @nightquills : i am so on board for bird shenanigans!!!...
March 22, 9:59am: despite the fact that shane...
March 22, 10:09am: shoodles
March 22, 12:26pm: @probablily : i love how i understand the insanity for once...
March 22, 1:28pm: @kaijuerotica : good morning shane nation...
March 22, 1:34pm: @loontattoo : the canadian government...
March 22, 1:46pm: this morning i woke up...
March 22, 1:50pm: #myloon
March 22, 2:08pm: @kaltounkova : if shane was a loon...
March 22, 3:13pm: ask from @somethingontheline : loon Shane??
March 22, 3:47pm: @compatiblehollanov : Loon!Shane
March 22, 4:26pm: what if shane getting turned into a loon…
March 22, 5:45pm: yeah sex is cool...
March 22, 5:50pm: thought we would leave loon shane behind because it’s a new day but...
March 22, 5:54pm: ask from anon : The loon princess.
March 22, 5:56pm: Man shane being a loon really is the best...
March 22, 5:57pm: to people who are asking...
March 22, 5:58pm: ask from @talentpiper11 : Shoon at the practice rink...
March 22, 6:03pm: ask from anon: i love loon!shane...
March 22, 6:05pm: alright when are one of you talented people...
March 22, 6:08pm: ask from anon: my two cents on Loon!Shane is...
March 22, 7:29pm: ask from anon: Ok but Shoon at the absolute end of his rope...
March 22, 7:30pm: ask from anon: I like your idea of Shane only able to be a loon for a week...
March 22, 7:33pm: conversation between @rozanovx , kaijuerotica, and @livythewidow : i have been busy today...
March 22, 7:54pm: @argillaforma : love that hr twitter is always on fire meanwhile on tumblr...
March 22, 8:00pm: ask from anon: It has to be only a week…
March 22, 8:01pm: ask from anon: Ilya at the cottage with Shoon...
March 22, 8:14pm: ask from anon: ilya absolutely not catching a break...
March 22, 8:16pm: ask from anon: Ilya: the neighbours keep hitting on Shane...
March 22, 8:18pm: ask from anon: Ilya Rozanov asks his husband to do fuck, marry, kill for...
March 22, 8:37pm: shane time travels back to the past..
March 22, 8:52pm: ask from anon: WAIT I HAD A NEURON FIRE...
March 22, 9:18pm: @stargazermeadow : I’m off tumblr for five fucking minutes...
March 22, 10:16pm: something i’ve refrained from bringing up is…
Reblog from 4me2knowandyou2wonder (10:57pm): oh god... I can already see the bags under Shane's eyes…
Reblog from 4me2knowandyou2wonder (March 23, 9:16am): It IS true loves kiss...
March 22, 10:27pm: ask from @anbheandearg : just caught up on the shoon saga...
March 22, 10:38pm: @ottawa--centaurs : there are some water birds honking outside...
March 22, 11:30pm: ottawa–centaurs and @themoonandmyman : i'm gonna go to sleep now…
Reblog from @the-stary-knight (March 23, 2:00am): #ilya gets to sit on…
Reblog from ottawa–centaurs (March 23, 6:07am): of course, of course. but how…
Reblog from themoonandmyman (March 23, 12:28pm): Ilya now has to ride around on the puck...
March 23, 1:42am: @moonlightascending : who up thinking about loon!shane
Reblog from hollanovfuckoff (5:38am): Ilya: I could marry Svetlana
March 23, 2:07am: ask from @pocket-sized-potato : So... Shoon…
NOTE: pocket-sized-potato specified that this crochet project was from back in JANUARY
March 23, 4:54am: ask from anon: Loon!Ilya (Ilooa) needs to be taken to the cottage lake immediately...
March 23, 4:55am: ask from @crochetdragons : Not to take the shoon comedy train in an angsty direction...
March 23, 5:10am: submission from @rainebowevee : teeny ilya lovingly carrying his precious bird hubby everywhere 🥺
March 23, 8:26am: @ilyarozynovs : after shane turns back...
March 23, 10:02am: To understand my loon!shane au...
March 23, 12:40pm: @rainbow-femme : Hey so about Loon!Shane
March 23, 4:44pm: hello shoon nation it's monday.
March 23, 4:55pm: all these amazing shoon artists...
March 23, 6:54pm: @ilikepengiuns : being in the heated rivalry fandom apparently means...
NOTE: the drawing in question is actually a kingfisher, which is also the name of the bar where Kyle works and Kip hangs out with his friends to watch hockey in Episode 3!
March 23, 7:46pm: @siriuscybernetics : i love being the only person in my friend group on heated rivalry tumblr...
March 23, 8:36pm: @goldenzingy46 to @megamindsupremacy : hi. tumblr user shillanov posted "loon shane" with no context…
Reblog from shillanov (March 24, 4:38am): “tumblr user posted ‘loon shane’ with no context”
March 23, 8:50pm: wow a bunch of new ppl here after posting shoon (shaneloon)...
March 23, 9:25pm: @eldritchazure to shillanov : loon!shane except shane has kinda always been a loon...
March 24, 12:37am: #and to think when this post was made we didn’t even have Shoon yet
March 24, 12:40am: #prev and Shoon so true
March 24, 1:09am: You’ve heard of @shillanov’s loon!shane...
March 24, 1:17am: #beloved progenitor of Shoon
March 24, 1:25am: ask from anon: How Are you and GrabMyBoner going with the Loon!Shane fic?!
Reblog from shillanov (1:37am): #hey guys ilya is not gonna fuck the loon ok
Reblog from themoonandmyman (1:42am): coward
March 24, 1:31am: the lore that we have collaborated on here is so fucking weird (pos)...
NOTE: Around this time, another Heated Rivalry fandom AU idea arose, which is “Club IRINA”
March 24, 2:44am: cardiacanes, shillanov, and liminalmess talking about DJ ilyoon
March 24, 3:25am: @hollfander : shoon is basically...
March 24, 3:36am: grabmyboner to shillanov : who is up grabbing their shoon?
March 24, 4:42am: the lore of this fandom is starting to bleed into each other...
March 24, 5:55am: @tawnyow-l , shillanov and @smugrobotics : This but a loon
March 24, 8:28pm: ask from anon: Ok that underwear Shane moodboard post...
March 24, 10:01pm: shane looking up unlikely animals being friends videos...
March 25, 12:29pm: im still over here in shoon-nation
Reblog from themoonandmyman (1:42pm): every time I see the word ‘shoon’...
March 25, 11:39pm: ask from anon: r u telling me u weren't high when u came up with shoon...
March 26, 3:02pm: ask from anon: What if loon shane got high by accident eating wild berries
March 26, 5:55pm: if any of you post shoon on instagram....
March 26, 7:23pm: unless the opinion is about shoon-posting on instagram
March 26, 9:00pm: @cosien : Thinking about if Shoon (Shane loon) didn’t turn fully back
Loon!Shane (Shoon) AU Looniverse #loonposting Masterlist, Part 3
Part 1 ; Part 2
An attempt to round up all the posts about Shane Hollander in the form of a loon (continued).
March 26, 10:18pm: ask from anon: you've probably got a specific highly insane/weird au buried in there…
March 28, 1:08am: #at least shoon is in here with me this time
March 28, 2:06am: me (qxtian is my main) to shillanov: today I started work on the Shoon masterlist…
March 28, 6:39pm: the duality of man
March 28, 9:47pm: writing fic where shane is a loon while a balding man is doing laser on me.
March 29, 2:04am: "pro beef cake shoon"
March 29, 3:51am: Are you and @grabmyboner forming solid bonds through the Loon!Shane fic?
March 29, 4:58am: ask from anon: Loon!Shane is my favorite thing.
March 30, 3:24am: SHANE IS A WERELOON!!!
March 30, 4:11pm: shane and ilya? freak sex.
March 30, 4:19pm: Please have my extremely belated shoon-adjacent thought:
March 30, 10:41pm: @cocoeclipse : Do we think this is a Shoon reference?
March 31, 11:41pm: hey u shooners. big news!!!
April 1, 6:24am: shoon fic is beta’ed and art is ready to go
April 1, 3:50pm: frantically going through last edits of shoon fic…
April 1, 5:41pm: we're going live in five minutes
April 1, 5:46pm: how to fall in love with a loon
April 1, 8:47pm: #sorry i got to this slightly late i was frantically posting shoon
April 2, 10:18am: #i've had this idea pretty much since starting this fic but shoon inspired me to actually write it last night lol
April 3, 7:37pm: @to--love--and--be--loved : happy weekend from me and the loon I saw on my run this morning!!
April 4, 2:35pm: @amarriageoftrueminds : #is shane a bird daemon (cuz he's such a Thinker rather than Doer) #IS SHANE A LOON???
April 7, 8:20pm: ask from anon: dw i have implied beastiality in my ilya bear fic
April 9, 4:38pm: #realizing i am known for canadian kink and shane as a loon
April 10, 2:21am: #myshane is a pacific loon
April 13, 5:55am: #loon!shane au
NOTE: The new fandom AU on April 15th was that Shane lays eggs.
April 15, 11:17pm: @smokingrozanov : Are the sheggs...
April 17, 4:48pm: @yearningendlessly : y'all will turn shane into anything
April 18, 3:55am: @madefromleftoverstuff : I love that everyday shane is being turned into another animal...
April 19, 4:57am: #loon!shane au
April 19, 11:07am: uuuhhhh WIP for my loon!shane au
April 19, 8:37pm: @ilyasmole : i may have made some old web banners based on hr fandom shitposts...
April 20, 2:37am: so I had this idea in my head of a version of Shoon
NOTE: Around this time, there was some discussion about Goblin Shane, which seems to be a fandom AU that came from…Instagram? TikTok? I don’t know. Tumblr users were divided.
April 22, 8:49pm: Our sacred The Vampire Marleau and Shoon...
April 22, 9:33pm: take shoblin out of tumblr space.
April 22, 9:41pm: checked in with shoon recently.
April 24, 12:00am: #if any of you have read the shoon fic you may notice….
April 24, 11:32am: once I get full version of tomodachi life I’m gonna make loon!shane
April 25, 4:33am: ok fuck as the pioneer of shoon i have to clarify.
April 29, 1:25am: my loon and my man
THE END!!
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