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Loon!Shane (Shoon) AU Looniverse #loonposting Masterlist, Part 1
(finally! sorry for the delays!)
An attempt to round up all the posts about Shane Hollander in the form of a loon.
(please note all post time stamps are in my local time, which is currently Newfoundland Daylight Time (UTC -02:30) so they probably wonāt line up with the time of posting either in the original posterās time zone or yours, dear Reader. They are just there to establish a timeline.)
According to my research, loon!Shane is to Heated Rivalry AUs what crabs are to evolution. From what I can tell, the idea of Shane in the form of a loon has arisen arguably no less than seven separate times, independent of one another.Ā
The earliest recorded mention of Shane in loon form (that I could find on tumblr) comes from @rabbittush who, after watching Episode 6, was inspired by the exchange, āso now you speak bird, too.ā āfluent.ā and reblogged a gifset of that moment with the following tags:Ā
December 26, 9:19am: #imagine a ficā¦Ā
Since that date, heās been posting fairly regularly about their ideas for the story theyāre working on, with comments that seem to indicate that he has been doing research, maintains an ever-growing document with said research as well as their ideas, and has extensive lore in mind for the story.Ā
December 27, 3:17am: Iām really tempted to write a ficā¦
December 29, 8:04pm: references
December 30, 10:45am: i thought you might chicken out
January 3, 7:12am: #takingā¦
January 8, 10:25am: LOON!SHANE
January 20, 7:43am: researching
January 20, 8:43am: Shane not letting himselfā¦
January 20, 8:56am: the most freeing thing everā¦
January 20, 10:56am: #loon!shane
January 23, 12:08pm: #I neeeeeeed to redraw thisā¦
January 27, 1:52am: I wanna spend all my time finally researching loonsā¦
January 30, 9:27am: I keep wanting to readā¦Ā
January 30, 9:37am: Guys hockey is literally so important.
January 31, 8:00am: #putting this in my fic documentā¦
February 20, 9:22am: #loon!shane au
Three other instances of loon!Shane popped up in January:Ā
An AO3 fic, posted on January 6, titled āCovenant of Icarusā by Echo0112358, Part 1 (and, as of writing this post, the only part) of a series called āIce and Quills.ā: https://archiveofourown.org/works/77118156
January 21, 12:09am: This comment from @meret118 on a post about Shaneās hypothetical daemon (inspired by Hudson Williamās comments on the Shut Up Evan podcast that if he were an animal, he would be a raccoon): what about a stupid Canadian wolf bird!...Ā
January 21, 2:20am: @swingsetindecember posted ācrack fic where shane hollander is a wereloon,ā and @underthestringlights responded at 10:48pm with a short snippet from one such imaginary fic: A howl sounds somewhere deep within the cottage's walls. Ilya freezes.
WAIT I FORGOT THIS ONE!!! February 28, 5:57pm: @atevanfool posted this picture of a tattoo of a loon holding a hockey stick in their beak!!
March 9, 9:52am: itās just so crazy to me how no oneās doing shane as a loon auās?...Ā
Less than two weeks later, as if brought into existence by rabbittush ās wishing, loon!Shane experienced a renaissance, kicked off by a cryptic, three-word post by @shillanov :Ā
March 22, 12:52am: shane loon au
Comments:Ā
@scunthotter : āIs...is he a wereloon...?ā
@grabmyboner : āis he the loon? did a witch cast a spell and turn him into a loon and the only way to be turned back into human is true loves kiss? or is he like in some feud with a loon that is fucking up his veggie patch? so many questionsā
shillanov: āJackie accidentally turned shane into a loon,ā and ābut also the second one is so Good. also imagine if he was the loon fuckin up ilyaās veggie patchā
@immovabletype : āThe Crane Wife but it's The Loon Husband, genre magical realismā
Then, shillanov expanded on the idea:
March 22, 12:59am: jackie accidentally turns shane into a loonā¦
THAT was the post that inspired a flurry of comments and reblogs, with many users āyes, andā-ing the idea and expanding this mini-AU.Ā
Note: rabbittush was, of course, delighted: #Iām so happy to see loon shane posting
Comments:
@hollzy-baby : āIlya runs afoul of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act & is in the most trouble of his life until a wildlife officer tries to separate Shane the loon from Ilya & loses a fingerā
shillanov: āliterally assaulting every officer in sight and making those damn noises as heās doin itā
hollzy-baby: āJackie feeds all the wildlife officers 1 day blinding stew and true loveās kiss turns Shane back into Shaneā
@smugrobotics : āJust imagining someone cross-checking Ilya in a game. The refs don't call it, the crowd starts booing, when suddenly a black blur streaks through the air as loon!shane launches himself at the offending player's face.ā
@error404heymanotfound : āand ilya visibly loses a year off his lifespan every time the loon makes a noiseā
@hollanovasupernova : āIs this the same universe as the fandom mass hallucination that jackie pike is a sorceress, marleau is a vampire and ilya his reincarnated liege lord?ā
@myboyrozanovv : āYesā
Reblogs:Ā
grabmyboner (1:15am): #how does he get turned backā¦
@symphoniccowboy (1:21am): #ilya voice well maybeā¦
@hornylittlecoyote (1:30am): #and where does the frog factor in
March 22, 1:04am: reblog from scunthotter: #loon!shane is jealousā¦
@pvrrhadve (4:47am): #and shane just sits there and stares at himā¦
@sign-seeker (6:10am): āAbsolutely in love with the fact thatā¦
@cinematicvests (8:40am): #once shane gets a hold ofā¦
@hedonixmus (11:24am): #fun factā¦
@sterling-dragons (2:59pm): #ain't no rulesā¦
@annanother-thing (5:01pm): #does he attack his own reflectionā¦
@starfieldcanvas (March 23, 1:03am): #(the cure to the curse isā¦
March 22, 1:14am: aint no ruleā¦
March 22, 1:14am: i just wanna be clear thatā¦
Comment from hardlyhinged: Loons actually suck at walking due to the positioning of their legs being so far back so not only would Ilya need to carry Shane around like a dumb baby, but heād also need to interconnect a line of kiddie pools together throughout the house if Shane is going to get anywhere comfortably by himself (which he insists upon since he is an independent duck)
Reblog from shillanov (2:21am): loon!shane is so adamant...
March 22, 1:40am: a loon, a mouse, and a vampireā¦
Comment from grabmyboner: theyāre all there to meet a frog
March 22, 1:42am: i donāt know what this tag meansā¦ā¦ and frankly i am a little afraid to askĀ
March 22, 2:03am: i just wanna say that...
March 22, 2:05am: @vegas2014 [shane voice]
March 22, 2:07am: SHOON.....
March 22, 2:08am: ok grabmyboner and i are gonnaā¦
Reblog from grabmyboner (2:16am):Ā he's ruining Ilya's...
March 22, 2:17am: listen,,it's the princess tutu-isms of it all...
March 22, 2:17am: @lesbianlandry : if we're loonpostingā¦
Reblog from shillanov (2:25am): NOOO SHANE...
March 22, 2:23am: im gonna be honest...
March 22, 2:33am: @dykehollanov : can i make a really specific reference...
March 22, 2:33am: after soon (loon!shane) turns back...
March 22, 2:40am: ask from @runescape-69 : OHHHH MY GOD BUT...
March 22, 2:41am: @nonlynear :Ā If someone doesnt..
March 22, 2:41am: @goldturnedgray : i come home...
March 22, 2:42am: im ngl to you...
March 22, 2:48am: loon!shane in the heated rivalry universe...
March 22, 2:49am: @shanyshko : they have to...
March 22, 2:53am: he can be saved...
March 22, 2:53am: @hollanovulation : in an effort to make loon shane comfortable...
March 22, 2:56am: i feel like a wacky professor...
March 22, 2:59am: @onemonthintheatlantic : i space out for a couple hours...
March 22, 2:59am: HE RESPECTS ALL THE RULES OF TIME TRAVEL AND...
March 22, 3:00am: so apparently loons sleep on the water...
March 22, 3:00am: turn him back...
March 22, 3:02am: Shane's life is split...
March 22, 3:03am: ILYELLOW WALLPAPER AND LOON SHANE...
March 22, 3:08am: jackie pike having the worst saturday night...
March 22, 3:09am: cant play hockey...
March 22, 3:09am: guys loon shane is okā¦
Reblog from @hollanovfuckoff (3:32am): Ilya one day: I love your weak back wing
March 22, 3:13am: i really hope...
March 22, 3:14am: @crowofjudgment : Shane is a loon...
March 22, 3:16am: What a wonderful world montage...
March 22, 3:21am: Ilya showing the pikes Loon Shane
March 22, 3:21am: THEY CANT EVEN HAVE SEX!!!!!!!!
March 22, 3:25am: don't even laugh...
March 22, 3:30am: rose laundry lesbian shape shifter...
March 22, 3:34am: @boitterfly : yeah shane would be one of these birds
March 22, 3:36am: ask from @thegirlwiththemooglehat : what if loon shane is turned back by pulling an air bud
March 22, 3:40am: Loons all the shanes in your area
March 22, 3:43am: @fujoshane : mary oliver: you do not have to be goodĀ
March 22: 3:46am: get a load of this loon diagram
Reblog from @callmeizukunotdeku (4:01am): recently rewatched heated rivalry...
March 22, 3:49am: #can loon!shane drink ginger ale
March 22, 3:56am: the american birding association š¤ people on tumblr.com
March 22, 4:00am: @shanescervix : does shane getting turned into a loon...
i am being haunted by @shillanov's loon!shane right now
I want to share my thoughts. I am spinning a web it is 4am and I should be in bed but instead i am imagining ilya kissing a loon over and over cause true love is supposed to reverse things like this right?? right?? okay maybe he has to wait for the full moon or something. and he's taking care of the loon. who has seperation anxiety. clearly. and he's being ribbed by his team, cause the loon, when brought to practice, really wants to play hockey. and keeps being stupid on the ice. and really ilya wishes true love's kiss would reverse this cause what the hell.
and then they're playing against another team. and the fucking LOON BREAKS ON TO THE ICE TO SCORE A GOAL. and thats how the curse breaks. and god damnit it WAS true love all along its just that his true love is FUCKING HOCKEY. the fucking brat that his husband is.
but its okay. he has his husband back and everything is okay....
until the summer... when shane doesn't have hockey goals to keep him out of loon state and Ilya wakes up next to a loon.
said loon spell can be broken on the plastic rink shane has on the property but man,,,
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Shaneās life is split into pre-loon and post-loon life. When he refers to points in time ilya will say āpre-loon?ā And shane will have to think and be like āyeah pre-loon but only slightlyā
