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MY FINAL BOOK: ESCAPE FROM THE CARNIVAL OF HORRORS

I MET R.L. STINE. The emotions were high, my Goosebumps fever was raging, but I managed to keep my cool and meet my idol/real father once and for all. Here we are together (we have the same eyebrows)-- it was a magical meeting, one I will not soon forget. Before I start my final review of my Goosebumps collection, I want to take a minute to recognize the incredible feat this man has accomplished. This man (my biological father) can write a Goosebumps book in 2 weeks...that’s horrifyingly incredible. I hope future generations of writers have Mr. Stine’s discipline and stamina-- I hope they have his spook drive. I certainly have learned a lot from Goosebumps- and will continue to do so throughout my (very adult) life. Here is my final review:

OK- I’m the main character in this Goosebumps book (which is cool because it’s about time a 27 year old starred in a Goosebumps). I go to a carnival with my 12 year old friends Patty & Brad (not creepy), and decide to go on some rides. From the beginning I was “choosing my own adventure” which is pretty rad for my final Goosebumps journey. I saw this book as a chance for me to take everything I’ve gained over the last year and apply it, all my Goosebumps knowledge would finally come in handy. I decided to go on some rides, which were dangerous and eventually led me to the DOOM SLIDE, which I rode forever...and died. I started “my adventure” over, rode some rides again and found myself on a horse-roller coaster ride. This was definitely scary, also- there were robot elves everywhere and they had axes- after trying to outrun them, I got my head chopped off. Dead. I then went back, and tried another option, but that ended up with me and my friends being blast to space, and dying. I died a lot. Every time I did the choosing I died. The one time I did get out (with some flipping and reversing of steps), the carnival never existed. It was a normal carnival the whole time. Wow. Maybe this really was my story...maybe R.L. actually wrote this Goosebumps for me...maybe.

This book gets 5 Goosebumps (the number of selfies I got to take with R.L.).

Wow...and just like that...it’s over. My entire Goosebumps collection. Looking back on it now, it feels as if the whole thing was a dream. As if my childhood, my collection and reading of Goosebumps were all imagined. As if I had been a part of R.L.’s plot the entire time...just another time traveling, monster blood eating, half-plant, vampire ghost giant. Haha. That would mean that I’m still in the story now...and it’s not going to end...ever...

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THE CURSE OF CAMP COLD LAKE

Ok- this Goosebumps book was legit scary. There were some places that R.L. went that I don't think he normally goes, which I really liked! The Curse of Camp Cold Lake was a solid bumps book, here we GO!

Sarah goes to sleep away camp with her brother Aaron. At Camp Cold Lake she doesn't make too many friends, in fact, most girls make fun of her. One day Sarah decides to hold herself under water for a really long time and see if anyone notices. While she does this, she actually holds herself under too long and when she comes up the camp is empty and it's winter. She gets out and meets a girl on the cold shore, Della, she's dead and tells Sarah she passed away at Camp Cold Lake and now she needs a "swimming buddy". Sarah is confused and scared, and when she comes out of this haze, she is on the sunny shore and being resuscitated. After she comes to, she starts seeing Della around camp. She tells people she is seeing a ghost, but everyone tosses it off as something that will pass after she gets over the fact that she almost drowned. Della drives Sarah crazy, following her around, popping up in weird places, because she wants Sarah to "be her buddy". One counselor finally advises Sarah to go water skiing (cause that's a great idea for a girl who almost drowned), and it turns out Della, the ghost, is driving the boat. After Sarah crashes, Della turns the boat around and heads for Sarah. The boat comes right for Sarah, hits her, but only cuts the life preserver! (Phew, not scary at all!) Sarah decides to leave the camp and runs into the woods. It is in the woods that she finds Della. Della tells her that her plan worked, she didn't die from drowning, she was bit by a poisonous snake in the woods and now a snake is going to bite Sarah! Right then, Brianna shows up and tells Della to leave immediately- Sarah is her buddy! Della reluctantly disappears and Sarah is grateful for Brianna saving her. But then it turns out Brianna was killed by Della too and now Brianna wants to kill Sarah! She holds a snake over Sarah and the book ends! Whoa! What I liked about this classic story was the intense POV of Sarah. She really was a girl going mad by a ghost that may or may not have been there. I appreciated the twist at the end, where it wasn't the lake that killed her. It's hard to believe that counselors would be so dumb and let this girl who almost drowned in the lake just get back into the water and not call her parents, but whatever, it's a spook-fest. This book gets 13 Goosebumps- spring is almost here!

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