#tscincorrectquotes

Imagine Mina going to a mundane school, cause Tessa and Jem aren't really part of the Shadowhunter world anymore, and Mina and her friends are talking about how old their parents are. So one of Mina's friends says: "My parents are 32." And another one goes: "My parents are 28." And then Mina says: "My mom is 164 years old and my dad 165."

Tessa: I have a present for you! Jem: But I don't have anything for you! Tessa: Jem.. Tessa: It's your birthday.

Magnus: You’re acting like I’m the one who started this mess. Alec: There’s glitter everywhere. Alec: You're the only one that uses glitter in this house! The whole fandom: Hail Magnus! The glitteriest glitter-king in history of the glitter-kings! The whole fandom: MAGNUS BANE! GO INSANE! THROW SOME GLITTER! LET IT RAIN!

Emma: Sorry, what did you say? Julian: I wasn't talking to you. Emma: But I heard you say my name. Julian: I did say your name. Emma: *looks confused* Julian: Tavvy asked what I was thinking about.

Alec: Chairman Meow is staring at me. Magnus: That’s totally normal. Magnus: He’s a cat, Alec. Alec: Don’t you think he talks about us when he goes out? Magnus: *Smirks* Oh, absolutely. He probably meets up with his friends and says, “So, you know that fabulous warlock and his clueless-but-cute Nephilim boyfriend? Yeah, I live with them."

Will, to Tessa: Tessa could you please pass me my honey? Tessa: *passes the honey * Will: No, I mean my honey. Jem: *walks in* Will: Honey! There you are!

Charlotte, coming back from vacation: Wow the Institute is still intact! Will: Not for long... Henry: Lottie! Look at my newest invention! **BOOOMMM** Will: I purposefully set the institute on fire

Will: You're staring at me. Why? Tessa: Just wondering how so much bullshit fits in such a small head. Will: I don't know. Tessa: Yeah, probably because your head is too full. Tessa: With bullshit.