#tryhardfail

LOL. Imagine being so spineless you have to ASK PERMISSION before calling someone a slur. What’s stopping you? The fear I’ll clap back and turn your entire existence into content? Which slur were you thinking? Be specific, coward. Because I promise you, I’ve been called worse by better people. And unlike you, those people at least had the balls to say it to my face. But sure, go ahead. Hit me with your best shot. Let’s see if you can come up with something that isn’t the intellectual equivalent of a moist handshake and a limp dick. 🔥 REBLOG if internet tough guys are softer than baby shit. 🔥

In Jurassic Park it wouldn’t have been scary, but cute!

It would have been superficially cute, but it still would have tried to eat you. So it would have lulled you into a false sense of security due to your own preconceived notions as to what makes a predator a predator, and then bit off your head.