I sat down at the edge and this one goose

came from the other side of the pond to get ted

and when I ran out and had no more to give it the goose jumped out at me

so I screamed and jumped up to run off and I dropped my fcking shoe

and the goose chased me for ages

but then it went back and literally just sat next to my shoe and wouldn't move for ages so I just looked really helpless and stupid staring at it

I had to ask a random old man to go and get it for me omg l'd never been so embarrassed and as he was walking away he said

"haha something to tell the wife at the dinner table"

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