Fox's Wonderful Day (redux)
Corrie Week, Day 7: Free Space Fox Day
I'm going to be incredibly self-indulgent by reviving and expanding a cracky thing I wrote a few years ago.
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It was Race Night in the lower levels, and Fox had deployed extra teams to keep watch in hopes of finally catching a break.
He hated Race Nights. Or, more specifically, he hated that the illegal podracing circuit seemed to have no regard for the safety of those around them.
It was one thing to put your own life in danger with stupid stunts and souped-up racers, but to put ordinary citizens at risk with dangerous speeds, illegal maneuvers, and no regard for public or personal property. Race Nights always saw an increase in injury reports and property damage. And, of course, there were all the connections between the racing circuit and some of the most unsavory criminal organizations on Coruscant. Fox was sick of it.
They were rarely able to net any leads, but this time, somehow, they caught a big one.
Nika Skye was one of the kings of the raceway. And one of the most dangerously reckless ones. Fox had a list of all the crimes that could be laid at Skye's feet. Even if he was never caught, even if none of the charges stuck, Fox still wanted that proof.
"Fox! Sir! I got 'im!"
Hound's voice crackled over the comm, followed by a vid clip of Skye arm-in-arm with a beautifully-dressed woman. Far too beautiful to be safe in that neighborhood.
Skye turned his head to smile at his girlfriend just as the lights of a passing speeder framed them.
Fox stared. He played back the clip. He played it again. He paused it just as the light fully revealed Skye's face. He grinned.
"Stay on them, Hound," he ordered. "Do NOT lose them! I'm on my way to you right now!"
He was already running out the door. Guardsmen flattened themselves against the wall as he passed, and he knew they'd be worried to see their Commander running, but explanations could wait. This was too big, too important for decorum.
Hound kept him updated as be broke a few speed rules of his own in order to catch up.
"Uh... sir?"
Dread curled in Fox's stomach at the Trooper's sudden reluctant tone.
"You didn't lose them, did you?"
"Oh, no sir," Hound reassured him. "It's just, uh... they've gone into the Nookie Nook."
Fox's grin grew even wider as he swung around a final turn, using signals and staying aware of everything and everyone around him.
The "Nookie Nook" was the unofficial name for one of the small, public gardens that were scattered through this sector of Coruscant. It was in slightly better shape than most and provided a little shelter for those seeking to get high... or those seeking a different kind of thrill.
The most important part of it was that it was a public garden. Coruscant had laws against public indecency. Very minor ones, for the most part, and as long as everything was consensual, the Guard was willing to turn a blind eye to a little bit of public sex, but not this time.
There was nowhere to park, of course, so Fox simply found an out-of-the-way spot, parked, and put his Guard placard in the window.
Hound was standing with his back to the entrance of the Nook, fidgeting. Grizzer sat beside him, but stood to wag her tail as Fox approached.
"They still in there?"
Grunts and moans answered him before Hound could.
"...Yessir."
"Don't worry, Hound, I've got this."
The tiniest of giggles escaped him. Hound froze.
"Uh? Are you- I mean, yessir!"
He stepped out of the way. Fox gave him a reassuring pat and moved in. He made sure his helmet was recording- for evidence- and then hit the lights on his helmet.
"Coruscant Guard! Come out with your hands up!"
Screaming. Swearing. The desperate rustle of clothing and displaced foliage.
"Go away!" an all-too-familiar voice snarled. "This is none of your business!"
"Public indecency is very much my business, sir." Fox struggled to keep his tone calm and bored. "Now, step out and prepare to be arrested!"
There was more arguing, of course, but eventually the couple stepped into full, inescapable view.
Anakin Skywalker looked furious and ready to strangle him. His girlfriend, Senator Amidala, at least had the decency to look mortified, trying to shield her face with one hand while the other kept her dress held in place.
"You can't do this to us!" Skywalker growled. "Do you know who I am?"
"Nika Skye," Fox answered. "Street racer responsible for multiple accidents, injuries, and property damage."
Nika Skye. Of all the stupid, ham-fisted aliases he could have picked... but then Fox hadn't really thought about it himself until he got a good look at him. The promo images and candids always showed him in his racing helmet. Ha. Apparently even an idiot could learn a thing or two from his betters. Wait til Rex found out.
Skywalker blinked, appearing caught off guard.
"Well, yeah! That!" he said. "Except I never hurt anyone! I'm just an ordinary citizen, enjoying a night out with my wife."
"We're so sorry for the trouble, Commander," Amidala said, voice dripping professional sincerity. "It won't happen again, I promise. If you'll just let us go-"
"I'm afraid I can't do that, ma'am," Fox said. He hoped the Jedi couldn't sense his glee. "Public indecency is a crime on Coruscant. And there's also the matter of Mr. Skye's multiple traffic violations, involvement in an illegal racing ring with ties to the Black Sun Syndicate-"
Amidala gasped. Skywalker just looked annoyed.
"-as well as damaged property, speeders, and personal injuries related to those traffic violations. Once we're back at the station, you'll be allowed to call an attorney."
"You won't take us in."
There was a pressure to Skywalker's words, an urge to obey, but Fox ignored it.
"We can also provide an attorney for you, if you don't have one of your own," he concluded. He was willing to bet that Amidala, at least, had a whole fleet of lawyers at her beck and call, and he knew the Jedi had some of their own as well.
"Did you hear me?" Skywalker's glare intensified. "I said you won't-"
"Come with us, sir. Quietly," Fox told him. "Resisting arrest will only make things worse." He reached for the binders on his belt.
"Ani." Amidala placed a hand on her boyfriend's arm, but he shook it off, still glaring.
"You'll regret this, Commander," he said. "I'll have your job for this."
Fox rolled his eyes. "Good luck with that, sir. I've been trying to get out of it since the war started."
He did, in fact, get to put binders on Skywalker, citing him as a flight risk. It was one of the greatest moments of his life.
Hound and Grizzer provided backup as they made their way back to the speeder.
"Are you sure about this, Fox?" Hound asked, as they headed back to headquarters. He'd twigged to Skye's true identity as well. "We could get in a lot of trouble for this."
"The Jedi aren't above the law," Fox told him. "And that goes double for Skywalker. Arrogant little shit has been a vibroblade in my side for too long. Flaunting the laws. Acting like he's better than us. Taking advantage of his 'friendship' with the Chancellor to make everything better for himself with no regard for anyone else-"
"Yeah, okay, I know," Hound interrupted. He shifted on the passenger seat, Grizzer in his lap. "But this is gonna bring in the Jedi-"
"I'm counting on that."
"And probably the Chancellor. Like you said, they're friends."
Fox paused. That was a big concern, and the only dark spot in this otherwise wonderful day.
"I'll handle it," he said. He was not giving up this chance for a little payback.
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Skywalker's story changed as soon as they were in the Processing Room.
"Look, Commander, you really don't want to do this," he said. "I know the Guard doesn't see a lot of action here on Coruscant-"
The thunderous whoosh of indrawn breaths from the listening Guards drowned out his next words.
"...Anakin Skywalker."
Fox refused to rise to the insult Skywalker had carelessly flung at the Guard. Chances were he actually believed what he said.
"And yet your ID says you're Nika Skye."
That earned him another scowl. "Are we really going to play this game, Fox? I know you can't be that stupid."
Fox muted the general chatter feed. Guard opinion of Skywalker was mixed, but mostly positive bordering on indifferent. That was being revised downward fast.
"Lieutenant Rattle, add possession of false ID and lying to an officer of the law to the list of charges," Fox said.
"Mmm," Rattle murmured. Her hands shook more than usual as she added the charges.
"I OUTRANK YOU!" Skywalker roared, making everyone flinch.
Amidala, who'd been on a comm call, turned to look at him.
"It's okay, Ani, I'm handling it," she said.
"You may outrank me, General, but you don't outrank the law." Fox had taken an involuntary half-step back at Skywalker's outburst.
Skywalker closed his eyes and took a deep breath in an apparent effort to calm himself. When he looked at Fox again, his eyes were still bright with rage, but a smile was plastered across his face.
"At least let Pad- Senator Amidala go," he said. "She's an innocent in all of this."
Fox arched a brow, not that Skywalker could see it. Amidala was many things, but innocent wasn't one of them. She was in deep with Skywalker and his schemes, and was probably one of the reasons they hadn't caught him until now.
Still. She was a Senator, and that would be a whole political mess of its own. He tilted his helmet.
"She'll stay here until her security team arrives and then reassess," he said.
Skywalker huffed, rolling his eyes. "Finally! Some sense! I guess I'm so used to Rex-"
"Who's your emergency contact?" Fox interrupted.
"My what?" Skywalker's frown seemed more confused than angry this time.
"Who should we call at the Temple to alert them to your circumstances?"
It was like flipping a switch. Gone was Skywalker's arrogance and bluster. It was replaced with fear and anxiety.
"Oh, uh, that- that won't be necessary, right?"
He was looking anywhere but at Fox. Interesting.
"It's- it's High General Kenobi, sir," Rattle supplied.
Skywalker flinched. "Here?! He can't be! He's supposed to be in a meeting with the High Council!"
Fox's grin returned.
"Thanks, Rattle. I'll be sure to give him a call and let him know his former Padawan is safe."
And wouldn't that be a fun call. In a meeting with the other High Generals? And Fox could interrupt? The day kept getting better and better.
"Wait! No!"
"Burke, Boot, please escort General Skywalker to holding," he said. "We wouldn't want anything to happen to him before General Kenobi gets here."
"Sir!" They said in tandem, moving to herd the suddenly worried Skywalker to the cells.
"Commander Fox," Amidala said, holding the comm to her chest as she spoke. "I know we've caused unbearable upset for you and your Guard, but-"
"Senator Amidala, ma'am," he said. "You're free to leave once your security detail arrives. What you do to help your 'husband' after that is your business."
The already pale Amidala went chalk-white at his words. About the security detail? Or- shit. He'd thought Skywalker was bluffing about the wife thing. The Storms had truly blessed him on this day.
"Please," Amidala whispered, her eyes wide. "You can't tell-"
"If you'll excuse me, ma'am, I have a lot of work to do. Have a good night."
He dipped his head in acknowledgement and headed back to his office. There was so much to do and all of it was good. If there was a slight skip in his step as he walked, well, no one would believe it.














