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Does anyone have an rp log where (i think it was johndave or something else sappy) Dave does/says something embarrassing/sentimental/unintentionally upsetting then in the ensuing silence monologues about, like, the secret asshole living inside everyone just waiting to burst out of their chest and spew asshole confetti everywhere? (I think it was Dave).
That log has haunted my mind for years and I can't find it but it was SO GOOD.
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trollplay log archive
I ran trollplay/trollmegle.
here are the old RP logs
thanks for coming together and making something great, @hussie and @the what pumpkin team and @all of the readers
DO YOU REMEMBER TROLLMEGLE...?
▼: is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants! ;)
▲: UGH
▲: EGBERT
▲: WHAT KIND OF LAME JOKE IS THAT?
▼: it's not a joke.
▲: OH GOG JOHN
▲: YOU SAID YOURE NOT A HOMOSEXUAL
▼: since when did you listen to what i say?
▲: NORMALLY NEVER
▲: BUT THIS CONVERSATION KINDA IS STUCKED IN MY THINK PAN
▼: oh?
▲: YEAH
▲: BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT
▲: SO WHAT IS ABOUT YOU AND NOT BEING HOMOSEXUAL?
▼: i only said it because you were all blah blah i hate you john human egbert!
▲: AND I STILL DO EGBERT
▲: AND NOW YOU TRY TO GET IN THE PANTS OF STRANGERS WITH REALLY SHITTY JOKES?
▼: um... yeah.
▲: THIS IS PATHETIC
▲: EVEN FOR YOU JOHN
▼: wow thanks...
▲: I AM QUITE SURE THAT THIS IS THE WORST IDEA YOU HAD IN YOUR ENTIRE HUMAN LIFE
▼: blah blah not listening!
▲: OKAY
▲: DONT LISTEN TO ME
▲: AND RUN INTO YOUR DISASTER
▲: KEEP TALKING TO STRANGERS AND PERVERTS
▼: fine!
▼: i will.
▲: BUT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT SINCE YOURE THE ONE WHO WANT TO GET IN STRANGERS PANTS
▲: THAT PROBABLY MAKES YOU THE PERVERT
▲: OH GOG
▼: not listening, fuckass.
▲: FINE EGDERP
▲: DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
▼ HAS FUCKED OFF.
*yells from rooftops*
I MISS TROLLMEGLE
HI people!! so me and my moirail just made cookies and we're gonna cosplay on omegle so if you wanna find us we'll be on the homestuck tag (of course) and also the "bessstmoiraaaiiils"
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one time i was on trollmegle and after several minutes i realized the person I was chatting with thought it was simply for trolling people with... it took me a while to convince them otherwise of course because they thought i was trolling them.
I miss trollmegle ;_;
oh man, I'm sorry you miss it! but just try to remember the good times. it was fun sometimes, right?
I don't miss it at all, myself. it was an interesting time in my life, and I'm glad it existed, and I'm proud that I had the privilege of running it, but wow. for all of the nice things, it was very stressful and I'm glad it's over.
Here's a classic Trollmegle log, brought to you by Jargon Scott and the Precious Roy Home Shopping Network
▲: Hello
▼: hey!
▲: My name is Jargon Scott!
▼: cool where are you from?
▲: I'm from the 1960's!
▼: 1960's?
▼: how are you still talking to me?
▲: Timey wimey bullshit!
▲: Now that the introduction is out of the way, I have a proposition for you, amigo.
▼: aren't you like 50 now?
▲: Shhh, no words now, only sales pitches.
▲: *Places a sleazy finger to your lips*
▲: Now, I have some legless dogs I have to sell.
▼: uhh....okay..?
▲: How many can I put you down for? Fifty? Sixty?
▼: what are you even talking about?
▲: I'm talking about the Precious Roy Home Shopping Network!
▼: well sorry
▲: We recently found an extra pallet of legless dogs, so we're bringing them to you at nearly half the original cost!
▲: Hear me out here buddy!
▲: They make excellent throw pillows!
▼: i don't buy stuff from you guys
▼: because i feel like your going to rip me off
▼: wait, throw pillows?
▲: I'm trying to do the opposite of rip you off, amigaduke.
▲: These things come at a premium!
▲: You never have to walk 'em!
▲: They're like furry sausages!
▼: hey thats pretty cool
▼: i mean
▼: walking dogs can be boring
▼: how much are they?
▲: Don't worry about the price! We accept all major credit cards and most internal organs!
▼: but i kinda want to know the price of what im buying
▼: you know, because i dont want to spend a shit ton on it
▲: Price should not be an issue when we've got these
▲: hot
▲: sexy
▲: dogs
▲: on the market for your right now!
▲: I'm gonna put you down for a hundred!
▼: no! don't do that! i didnt even say i was going to buy them!
▲: It's alright buddy! They are great toys for children!
▲: Hear me out!
▲: You purchase these dogs and I will throw in a bag of assorted legs free of charge!
▼: sorry, but i'm going to have to decline your offer though, i don't really need any legless dogs at the moment
▲: Hey hey hey chumigo
▲: I can cut you a deal here.
▲: You buy 10 legless dogs and I will throw in a stacking kit for free.
▲: Normally they only stack 5 high, but with this kit you can get 'em up to 50 in the air!
▼: wow, well, thats a really great deal. i mean if they usually onl-
▼: no wait youre trying to persuade me more
▼: no thanks mister i need to hang out with my friend
▲: Hey buddy I'm just trying to get you the best deal I can!
▲: They make great gifts!
▲: How happy would your friend be if you gave him 25 legless dogs, complete with stacking kit and pirate crippler?
▼: uhh.. i don't really think dave wants that kind of stuff..
▲: Hey chumbutt, I was just talking to Dave not one hour ago! He was ecstatic about these dogs!
▼: yeah well why didn't he just buy it then?
▲: He was in a rush!
▲: But if you show up with 150 legless dogs just for him, he might actually break out in a smile!
▲: What a rare sight!
▼: hey buddy your REALLY pushing it
▼: ...how much?
▲: Hey chumigo, I can get you these 150, the stacking kit, the bag of legs, and the pirate crippler for the low low price of 250,000 boonbucks!
▼: what?!
▲: Keep in mind you're saving several hundred thousand because of our big backload right now!
▼: 250,00-
▼: i can't do that!
▲: Buddy! Buddy! Hear me out!
▲: They don't struggle when you beat 'em!
▲: Most of them don't even have teeth!
▼: thats animal abuse to beat a dog
▲: They're not animals! They're legless dogs!
▼: what are you talking about? even if they don't have legs their still animals!
▲: Hear me out, Brosiden!
▲: You sign a 2-year contract for these dogs and I can lower the price to 100,000!
▼: sorry sir, but i cannot accept that
▼: please bug someone else for your legless dogs
▲: Chumaduke! Buddimigo! Amigami!
▲: I just want to get you the best deal you can get on these
▲: hot
▲: sexy
▲: steamy
▲: dogs!
▼: ..okay that was really creepy
▲: *Grabs you by the shoulders. You can feel the sleaze leaking off him.*
▲: Just five dogs. Five. Come on, be a pal.
▼: *Shrugs away from the man, trying to brush him off*
▼: no
▼: thank you
▲: John. Be a chumpal. A palfriend. A buddybuddychumpalfriendamigo.
▼: i don't even know you! now leave me alone!
▲: I just want you to walk out this door with some
▲: delectable
▲: seeexy
▲: dogs!
▼: no man, you're really creeping me out!
