#trognak

Last night I dreamed that Grognak The Destroyer had returned! And immediately ran into Steven Hayes. LetterJaye and FlawlessWhale noticed and quickly logged on as Posy and Troy and found a way to organically rp them into finding Grognak and Steven. Grognak insisted they all dress up as cops in order to do vigilante stuff which was going to quickly devolve into chaos and crime while posing as police. So as they were all going to change (except Steven who couldn't fit into any cop outfits lol), they all ended up running into Kiki, who joined in and dressed in her Fashion Police outfit.

Now, Troy kept trying to find a moment to confess his love for Grogank, but kept getting interrupted by the chaos. While this was happening Tyler had become alerted to what was going on and wanted to be part of the Grognak chaos, so logged on as Finn and was trying to come up with a way to have Finn get involved.

I also vaguely recall them getting stopped by the actual police and the officer was asking if Grognak realized they had broken the law, and Grognak responded with "I don't know how to read, so I can't read the laws. Well, I did learn how to read but my amnosia made me forget immediately." Cop: "What's amnosia?"

Grognak: "It's like amnesia, but it's not medically recognized. Are you discriminating against someone with a medical condition?"

The cop was trying to think of a response, and so they all sped off.

Troy: “What?”

Sherry: “Don’t worry about it”

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Jimmy: “Come on, Steven. We were in a sewer. He’s gonsta talk about the Turtles”

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Grognak: Great, who are we killing? I won't do kids. That's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick.

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Anto:"Come dance with me Groggers!"

Grognak: "No. Not even if it would cure cancer."

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Grognak: “This B needs a C in her A…”

Troy: “Oh My God?!?”

Grognak: “This Babe needs a Coconut in her Arms!”

Troy: “Oooooh…I thought you were saying ‘This B*%#^ needs a C%^# in her A^#’…”

Grognak: “OH MY GOD!!!!”

Troy: “That was my reaction!"