“Send us a ship and we’ll tell you if we ship or sink it and award them a superlative.”

Savier:

Ship, ship, ship! They have their arguments and their break ups, but they’re too heart eyes for each other to ever let go. It’s endearing. Kind of sad, but endearing nonetheless. I’d have to award them with “most likely to elope,” because well, they’re crazy about one another.

Nemily:

What is there to say about these two? I’m not quite sure if ship or sink them. I’m pretty on the fence about them. As of recently, though, it seems like Emily has her eyes set on someone else and the puppy, Noah, isn’t her number one priority. Their superlative would be “most likely to get married and divorced repeatedly.”

Travienne:

Travis and Vivienne are absolutely adorable, so I definitely ship them. I think it’s the mix between Travis’ bad boy persona and Vivienne’s sweetness that makes them so cute. They’d win “most likely to make your teeth rot with cuteness.”

Charson:

Charson is a hot, hot ship. Though, they haven’t solidified their relationship, it doesn’t really matter because it’s obvious to everyone what they are. Let’s hope they finalize things soon. Their superlative is “most likely to accidentally leak a porno” (cop cars have cameras, Mason and Charlotte).

Lowstillo:

Lowstillo is another Nemily for me, but they’ve had a fairly solid relationship as of late, so I’ll ship them for now. They have their adorable days and then their not-so adorable days. I’d award them with “most likely to spend an eternity together” because they can’t seem to stay away from each other.

They change pretty often, but right now I have a few that amuse me.

Savier, Travienne, Charson, Caleb/Ainslee (Cainslee?) and the fifth is yet to be determined.