#transformers pime

Smokescreen: So, did you have any friends?

Starscream: I guess.

Starscream: Megatron was a big asshole, Dreadwing wanted me dead because of Skyquake. Airachnid is horrible.

Starscream: Knockout and Breakdown were nice but the latter's kind of. Deceased. Knockout's still mourning I believe.

Starscream: Soundwave....I'd consider him the closest thing to a friend?

Smokescreen: Anyone else?

(… I never really thought about them. It’s like wanted to date the Pacific Rim Jaegers. It’s p baddd. Idk, so here’s some horribly defensively gloomy and offensively upbeat stufffff.)

Primus

He’s a really cool dude, despite everything you’ve heard about him.

You probably meet him on accident when he decided to take a physical form, but his mistake was that he ended up on earth, and now he needed help finding the Autobots and getting back to Cybertron’s core. Even if he is a god, he’s wayy to far away from home to take back his spiritual form (?)

(leave a reply saying something random and I’LL WRITE IT as a Fanfiction!)

He speaks the old-timey language, so like ‘thus’ and ‘shall’. And sometimes in riddles. So if you can deal with that you are in the kill zone. (erm… dating zone?)

And he’s really cuddly and affectionate. He doesn’t act like a king or a god, he’s really kind and will try to provide for the helpless.

And he never treats you like you’re lower than him, he’s a really accepting person and is never really a mean person.

Unicron

He’s an asshole who, unlike Primus, is a douche that acts all high and mighty.

So if you really want to impress it better be saving his ass from himself.

Anyway, he’d deny any feelings for you, a mortal human, until much later after friendship.

And when it comes to being his conjux, he’s super protective.

He treats you like a literally GODDESS.

And he’s strangely romantic when it comes to actual gestures.

(I’m not dead, guys I promise,

I’m just dead inside. (× ×) )

Optimus

Wide eyes that turn to a cute and smol smile. 

He won’t do anything now, but he will try to show a bit more appreciation of you being there for him.

Ratchet

No outward reaction, but maybe his frown grows deeper.

Over the time period of being with you, and the other kids, it’s not the size, it’s the mind.

And despite thinking this, he won’t admit it or that you’re bigger than him.

Bumblebee

“Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-” he runs in.

“-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-” he picks you up.

“-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-” he covers you both with a huge fluffy blanket.

“-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!” cuddling and movies.

Now.

Arcee

She’d go out somewhere the second she heard it.

The next time you’re alone with her she’d hold you close and say you’re more than enough for her.

Bulkhead

He’d be taken back. Yeah, he’s a big bot, but he doesn’t believe he deserves anything.

You’re a great s/o and he’s perfectly happy to have you as you are!

Wheeljack

“I’m standing right here!” he’d holler. 

“And you’re more than enough for me, I think you have it backward.” he’d say, uncrossing his arms and walking over to pick you up and steal you away from your game of truth or dare. ;)

Smokescreen

When you say it he’d freeze and then rush towards you.

“H-hey! Not true!!” 

he’d then go on about how great of an s/o you are.

Ultra Magnus

B L U S H.

He never thought about if you felt worthy enough in the relationship.

(Last one tonight. I need to be slept. (12/23))

Megatron

Sweetspark, what is it?

When you hand him the small, plastic flower, he doesn’t actually know what it is. So, of course, he asks.

When you tell him what it is, and what it meant; he finds it so interesting. He stares at it after you leave, looking at the color and such. It would go on to forever remind him of you. 

Starscream

When screamer received the gift, he’s confused.

When you tell him he looks down at you with an astonished look.

Don’t worry, small human, he isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.

He’s saying right here, to be with you.

(and everyday, ongoing into Rid15, he looks at it every day. (He’s looking for you in Rid15. Hell. Yes.))

Soundwave

When you give it to him, he takes it in his hand and twirls it around before looking back at you and tilts his head.

When you say it, he lifts you up and nuzzles you, holding you protectively. Don’t worry, he’ll be with you. Always. 

BDKO

When you give them roses, they know what it is, and the doc is like ‘oooh romantic~!” 

when you explain to them the purpose of the roses, they’re both flustered.

They always have it on them, somewhere. 

Dreadwing

He thinks it’s a very thoughtful gesture.

And he’ll very much cherish it.

Shockwave

He finds the gesture illogical, but he still very much appreciates it!

He thinks it’s illogical because he will not forget about you, no matter what.

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