The day after tomorrow is World Dracula Day. For the occasion, Iām going to do a countdown of my personal five choices for the WORST portrayals of Dracula Iāve personally encountered. However, Iāve always believed in accentuating the positive: there are, in my opinion, more good Dracula portrayals than bad ones. Even if the adaptations and reimaginings themselves arenāt totally up to par, Dracula himself usually is enjoyable to watch, and there are PLENTY of versions to choose from.
With that said, itās time for a ReCount of one of my largest lists: āCount-Down,ā a month-long Event I held in October of 2021, where I ranked my Top 31 Favorite Portrayals of Count Dracula, along with a number of Honorable Mentions. A LOT has changed since I made that list: all across the board of the Top 31, different versions of Dracula have shifted place. Some that were on the list back then are no longer present now, and some that werenāt present then have moved in since. As for those that were there then, and are here nowā¦nearly all of them have shifted positions in the ranks, for one reason or another. Times change and people with them, and revisiting some of these versions has given me new perspective, while renditions I didnāt know about at the time (or, in some cases, didnāt even EXIST at the time) have only added to the challenge of choosing.
With that in mind, it took a while to figure out where various takes on the Count really placed for me, overall, but I THINK the results here are - at least for the time being - the most honest and fair judgments I can give. With that in mind, allow me to present ReCount: My Top 31 Favorite Draculas (plus some Honorable Mentions).
HONORABLE MENTIONS (Left to Right, Top to Bottom)
Adam Sandler & Brian Hull, from āHotel Transylvania.ā
Sandler famously voiced Dracula for the first three films in this animated franchise. Impressionist Brian Hull took over the role in the fourth feature. I know these cartoon comedies are really popular, and I have nothing in particular AGAINST them, but Iāve weirdly never really been THAT into them.
Alan Swift, from Mad Monster Party.
This Halloweentime production by Rankin/Bass features Swift in the role of SEVERAL famous monsters, as a whole band of Gothic icons join forces to try and steal a secret formula from Dr. Frankenstein, so they can - you guessed it - take over the world. Dracula is the leader of the monster horde, fittingly enough.
The Version from āAnno Dracula.ā
I absolutely love this novel series, which blends historical fiction with Gothic Horror, and has many bizarre twists and turns. The premise focuses on an alternate universe where Dracula successfully manages to take over England, turning many of the population into vampires. While his role in the series is important, Dracula HIMSELF very rarely appears, so I didnāt think it was fair to give him a place in the ranks: itās cool when he shows up, but the books are actually more interesting for other reasons beyond him.
Count Chocula.
Ah, yes, because if draining the blood of the innocent wasnāt evil enough, we now have vampires that give you diabetes. As iconic as this cereal mascot parody of the Count is, heās not ACTUALLY Dracula, so I didnāt feel he countedā¦plus thereās just not much to say about him.
James Barbour, from Dracula: The Musical (2011 Studio Recording).
There have been several musical adaptations of Dracula. This one was the work of Frank Wildhorn, and is probably the most popular. None of them are all that great, in my opinion, but this one has some shining moments. Several people have played Dracula in this one, but Barbourās performance on the 2011 Studio Recording is my favorite.
Kamran Nikhad, from V Rising.
This game only JUST came out, and I haven't played it yet (nor am I entirely certain if I ever will). As a result, I don't really feel comfortable placing its version of Dracula in the Top 31 yet. With that said, based on the lore of the game, the videos I've seen featuring the character, and Nikhad's absolutely bone-chillingly breathtaking vocal work, I see no reason why I can't give this version an Honorable Mention. In this game, Dracula is a tyrannical and highly intelligent vampire warlord, who proves a threat not only to humanity, but even to other monsters. He orchestrates things behind-the-scenes to try and regain his throne, with the player's ultimate goal being to destroy him once and for all.
King, from Kamen Rider Kiva.
This was the first Kamen Rider series I ever saw, and itās probably my favorite (or, at least, second favorite). A Japanese superhero series inspired by classic Universal Monsters? How can I NOT love it? The main villain of the series is the mysterious King; while heās never outright referred to as Dracula, thatās clearly who he is analogous to in this universe. Much like Count Chocula, I didnāt feel he actually counted for the main list, but heās worth an Honorable Mention at least. He is played by Shinya Niiro.
Mark Hamill, from Mina and the Count.
Just like Count Chocula and King, this is another case of a vampire who isnāt TECHNICALLY Dracula, but is clearly a Dracula-inspired figure. There are two characters on the main countdown who are in the same vein, but generally speaking, I wanted to save the main countdown for ACTUAL versions of Dracula. In this series, Hamill plays āCount Vlad,ā a vampire who ends up befriending a little mortal girl named Mina Harper. Shenanigans ensue.
Michael McCarthy, fromā¦a completely different āDracula: The Musical.ā
Barbourās Dracula from earlier was in the musical composed by Frank Wildhorn. McCarthy played Dracula for a PROPOSED stage musical, created by the musical trio of Evans, Orton, and Lynn. The musical had a concept album released, as well as a music video for the ābig songā of the show, āWithin My World,ā wherein McCarthy performed in-character as the Count, costume and all. However, the show never got off the ground. Admittedly, I donāt think the musical was that great on the whole, but itās still a shame.
Orson Welles, from the Mercury Theater Radio Production.
Itās Orson Welles as Dracula. I think that statement on its own explains why heās so great. Weirdly enough, while Iāve gained more respect and admiration for this radio version on the whole since 2021, Wellesā Dracula has conversely dropped out of the running. Heās good, I just tend to think of many other Draculas more.
The Phantom Blot, from Disneyās Dracula, Starring Mickey Mouse.
I brought up this very weird reimagining multiple times in past lists, so you all know the basic gist of it by now. Disney has done this concept twice - first as a graphic novel, and later as a childrenās storybook - and in both interpretations, the Phantom Blot plays the coveted role of the Count. I love the Blot, in general - one of Disneyās most underrated villains, in my opinion - but I think itās more for his sake that I like his Dracula, than anything else.
Phil LaMarr, from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.
All I have to say here isā¦if you know, you know. XD A lot of people are probably sad I didnāt include this Dracula in the rankings, but trust me, heās a funny one.
CHOICES 31 - 26
31. The Count, from Sesame Street.
One of the two ānot technically Draculasā I mentioned in the Honorable Mentions. To be honest, I could rank Count Von Count - my favorite Muppet character from Sesame Street - MUCH higher, if I really wanted to, because I really do love him a lot. However, I felt it was too much of a stretch placing him in the upper tiers, simply because while heās clearly a parody of Dracula, he isnāt ACTUALLY Dracula, but more his own unique character. However, leaving him off the list completely seemed criminal, and I like him too much to just give him an Honorable Mentionā¦so, compromises being what they are, I decided to place him on the countdown, but at the very bottom of the heap. āThatās one! One difficult problem to deal with! Ah-ah-ah!ā
30. Gerard Butler, from Dracula 2000.
Iām still not a fan of this movie, and I doubt I ever will be, but I will say I enjoy both Christopher Plummer as Van Helsing and Butlerās Dracula in the film. The movie makes an intriguing (if rather bizarre) change to Draculaās backstory, revealing that he is actually Judas Iscariot, and his revulsion towards Holy artifacts is due to his past.
29. Hamilton Camp, from Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf.
One of the few āFunny Draculasā on this countdown, and a personal childhood favorite of mine. In this animated special, Dracula changes Shaggy into a werewolf and forces him to participate in an annual race between all of the famous monsters. If Shaggy wins, heāll be turned back to normal, but if he loses, heāll remain a werewolf - and Draculaās servant - forever. Itās basically a spooky version of Wacky Races with Dracula as Dick Dastardly.
28. Rudolf Martin, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
I know next to nothing about Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Iāve only seen two whole episodes of the show, along with a few assorted, scattered clips. One of the two is āBuffy vs. Dracula.ā A lot of people apparently dislike this episode, which depicts Dracula as a sort of self-aware āvampire celebrityā who buys too much into his own hype, but I actually think this was a fun interpretation. Martin would later play the real-life Vlad Dracula - one of the inspirations for the fictional vampire - in the TV movie āDark Prince: The True Story of Dracula.ā I doubt this was a coincidence of casting.
27. Francis Lederer, from Return of Dracula.
This film came out the same year as Hammerās āHorror of Dracula,ā and itās not hard to see why one is more well-remembered than the other. While much of this film is honestly rather dry and dull, Lederer really delivers as a decidedly creepy, unsettling take on the Prince of Darkness, and gets a pretty great death scene to boot.
26. The Version from āReturn of Evil.ā
This teen novel is the first of a series of stories where the famous Universal Monsters get āzappedā into the real world to cause havoc. While the book is overall pretty decent, and actually has some legitimately scary moments, I feel that the portrayal of Dracula HIMSELF is a bitā¦confused. As a result, I no longer rank this version as highly as I once did.
CHOICES 25 - 21
25. John Carradine, from Various.
Carradine played Dracula in no less than four films, as well as onstage. While his work was always good, the actual movies he appeared in were less than stellar: in āHouse of Frankensteinā his Dracula is thanklessly killed off before the end of the first act. In āHouse of Dracula,ā he plays a slightly larger role, and is shown as a more sympathetic character - seeking a cure for his bloodlust - but is still destroyed (quite anticlimactically, I should add) around two-thirds of the way through the picture. The comedy film āNocturnaā is just plain bizarre, and the infamously terrible āBilly the Kid vs. Draculaā is widely regarded as one of those classic āso bad itās goodā type of movies. Had he been given better material to work with, Carradine could have ranked much higher.
24. Vlad Garfunkel, from Phantom in the Twilight.
In this anime/manga series, Count Dracula - going by the alias āVlad Garfunkelā - has reformed and become the leader of a group of monsters, or āUmbra,ā who work to protect humanity from more evil creatures - sort of a Gothic Horror/Dark Fantasy version of the X-Men. (And no, in case youāre wondering, I donāt know why the Count would choose a name like āGarfunkelā as his pseudonym.) The franchise is interesting, but unfinished; both the manga and the anime end on cliffhangers and leave a LOT of unanswered questions behind, and this āpretty boyā Dracula is admittedly a little hard to swallow at times. Overall, however, not bad stuff.
23. Javier Botet, from The Last Voyage of the Demeter.
Described as a sort of cross between āNosferatuā and āAlien,ā this horror film focuses on the tragic misadventures of the crew aboard the Demeter - the ship Dracula takes to get from Transylvania to England. Over the course of the movie, Dracula picks off the crew one by one, killing and/or transforming them as he rations them off. While the movie is admittedly flawed, itās not necessarily bad, and this more monstrous version of Dracula is an intriguingly frightful interpretation.
22. Richard Roxburgh, from Van Helsing.
A ludicrously over-the-top movie with an equally ludicrously over-the-top Dracula: you canāt say the style and the performance donāt match. Roxburghās Dracula isnāt well-regarded by many people, but I personally enjoy this version a lot, even if at times heās unintentionally hilarious in his hamminess.
21. Chris Sarandon, from TMNT (2012).
This Dracula appears as the secondary antagonist of a four-part story arc, wherein the TMNT encounter several of the classic Universal Monsters. If that concept isnāt good enough, the fact Dracula is designed to have the likeness of Bela Lugosi only adds to the enjoyment factor. And if thatās STILL not enough, then the fact his voice actor is Chris Sarandon - Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, himself! - doing a Lugosi impression should hopefully seal the deal on why heās so great. If Dracula had been THE main antagonist of this arc, I think he could have ranked even higher.
CHOICES 20 - 16
20. Nicolas Cage, from Renfield.
Nic Cage has long been a fan of Dracula, and the Count one of his dream roles. You can be darn sure his chance to actually play the King of the Vampires was a treat to watch. In some ways, his performance reminds me of Richard Roxburghās, except in this case the humor is entirely planned. At the same time, his Dracula is legitimately menacing and scary. Cage apparently studied various other past performers to help sink into the role, and it works well: you can see little dollops of other Draculas in his work, but itās still 100% his own take on the character. I honestly feel bad for not ranking him any higher.
19. Zhang Wei-Qiang, from Dracula: Pages From a Virginās Diary.
Again, in this combination of surrealist/Expressionist silent film and dance movie, all of the male characters are depicted in a negative light. Dracula himself is no exception, but there is some interesting ambiguity there: in the film, the so-called āheroesā all hate Dracula less because heās a vampire, and more for petty and repugnant reasons. One hates him because heās richer than they are, one because heās more sexually attractive, one because heās a foreigner, etc. While Dracula is still the villain, the heroes arenāt exactly good people either: theyāre prejudiced and perverse, which blurs the line on who the real monster of the story is.
18. The Marvel Version.
Iām specifically talking about the actual comics here, because - as a future list will show - most adaptations of Marvelās Dracula areā¦wellā¦not that great. The comic version, however, is actually a pretty interesting character, riding a fine line between villain and anti-hero, as heās been the protagonist of stories almost as often as the antagonist. Tie this into the fact heās faced the likes of Dr. Strange, Spider-Man, and Blade (who was actually introduced in Draculaās title series, āThe Tomb of Draculaā), and itās pretty clear why heās awesome.Ā
17. The Version from āFate.ā
In English this take is voiced by Ray Chase; in Japanese he's played by one Ryotaro Okiayu. In the Fate universe, the ties between the real-life Vlad Dracula and the fictional Count are toyed with in a very unique way. In the anime āFate/Apocrypha,ā itās Vlad III who is summoned to participate in the Holy Grail War, but has the power to physically transform into the legendary vampire. In the game āFate/Grand Order,ā Vlad can be summoned in two different forms: one depicts him as being Count Dracula from Stokerās novel, while the other is his true self, Vlad the Impaler. In all three of these cases, the relationship the real Vlad has with his literary counterpart, whose name and myth he helped inspire, isā¦complicated, to say the least.
16. Al Lewis, from The Munsters.
The highest ranking āFunny Draculaā of the bunch (since I placed The Count from Sesame Street far lower). Lewisā Dracula - typically referred to simply as āGrandpaā - is more like a combination of a mad scientist and a kooky vaudeville magician than anything from Bram Stoker, but heās certainly a lot of fun to watch.
CHOICES 15 - 11
15. Christian Camargo, from Penny Dreadful.
After being teased for two seasons, Dracula pops up in the third and final season of āPenny Dreadfulā as the main antagonist. In the series, Dracula is depicted as the brother of Lucifer himself, and desires the main character - Vanessa Ives - as his Bride, hoping to use her in a plan to, of course, take over the world. The show was rife with darkly Gothic melodrama, as the title implies, but Camargoās Dracula subverts this: a subtle, sinister, manipulative villain with a silver tongue, whose understated demeanor belies intense power and menace. A surprising and intriguing interpretation.
14. Frank Langella, from the 1979 Film.
When I did this countdown back in 2021, for the first time, Langellaās Dracula ranked MUCH further down. Having revisited the film since, I sincerely have no idea WHY I maligned the movie, or his Dracula, as much as I did. While not perfect, the movie is much better than I remembered, and his Dracula much more impressive: a suave, slick, sympathetic, but still sinister take on the vampire with all the necessary gravity the role requires. I am pleased to now place him in my Top 15.
13. Jack Palance, from the 1973 Film.
Palanceās Dracula was the first of several kinds: heās the first Dracula to make a direct connection between the fictional vampire and the real-life Vlad the Impaler. Heās the first to be depicted as overtly romantic, seeking the reincarnation of his long-lost bride. And while he is not necessarily the first to be presented in a sympathetic light, he is the first where that sympathy is highly focused upon, making him into a more tragic figure. While not an obvious casting choice, Palance plays Count Dracula excellently, giving him both the elegance of his noble title and a warriorās vicious ferocity.
12. Klaus Kinski, from Nosferatu the Vampyre.
As of now, there are three remakes of Nosferatu. One is still upcoming, as I type this, starring Bill Skarsgard as the vampire. Another was finished just a couple of years ago, starring Doug Jones as the Count, but has yet to be publicly released. (Perhaps if/when I see both of those, this whole countdown will change again.) The very first was āNosferatu the Vampyre,ā which featured Klaus Kinski as a more sympathetic, but still grotesque, interpretation of the undead Transylvanian. Kinskiās Dracula isnāt a romantic figure, but instead is depicted a lonely, outcast creature who is driven by urges he cannot control; he doesnāt WANT to be a monster, but he HAS to be, which makes for an interesting interpretation.
11. Willem Dafoe, from Shadow of the Vampire.
This was the other version, along with Count Von Count, who I mentioned technically doesnāt actually count (ha ha) as Dracula. However, under the circumstances, I felt this one was worthy of higher placement. In āShadow of the Vampire,ā Willem Dafoe plays āSchreckā - a real-life vampire who coincidentally shares the same name as the actor Max Schreck, and is thus cast under this pretense in the role of Count Orlok in āNosferatu.ā While the film establishes Dracula/Orlok to be a fictional creation, Dafoe is nevertheless playing that character at the end of the day, given the premise, and he does so brilliantly.
CHOICES 10 - 6
10. Duncan Regehr, from Monster Squad.
In this 1980s cult-classic - a sort of combo of āGhostbustersā and āThe Gooniesā - a group of teenaged heroes have to face Dracula and several of the other Universal Monsters, when the villains plan to - of course - take over the world. I'm not really sure WHY I love this particular Dracula so much, I just...kind of do. Regehrās Count is just the right level of over-the-top in the film. Much like Nic Cage and Richard Roxburgh, heās hammy, yet still manages to have menace and power, and is quite the snazzy dresser to boot!
9. Louis Jourdan, from the 1977 BBC TV Film.
Aside from his role as Dracula in this 1970s BBC production, Jourdan is probably most famous for playing the main villain of the James Bond movie āOctopussy.ā So, if you ever wondered what Dracula would be like as a Bond Villain, youāll basically get it here. Jourdan is debonair, dashing, and deviously devilish, with a coldness and an unsettling calmness that even some of the best Draculas lack.
8. David Suchet, from the 2006 BBC Radio Production.
As usual, not pictured here in costume, because this is a radio versionā¦but Iāll safely say, in this image, one could almost believe it. ANYWAY, Suchet played both Dracula and Van Helsing within the same year, both times for the BBC. In a TV film adaptation he played the vampire hunter, while in this radio version he takes the role of the Count. This is probably one of the most book-accurate takes on Dracula Iāve ever encountered, audio-based or not. Suchetās work is often overshadowed by Tom Hiddlestonās appearance as Jonathan Harker in this audio play; heās definitely worthy of more praise.
7. Peter Stormare, from The Batman vs. Dracula.
Inspired by (though not directly based upon) the āBatman & Draculaā Trilogy of graphic novels, this film (set in the universe of the early 2000s animated series āThe Batmanā) reveals that, after being destroyed by Van Helsing and his allies, Draculaās remains were shipped off to America, and wound up buried in the middle of Gotham City. When heās accidentally resurrected by Penguin, Dracula begins a reign of terror, transforming various characters - including the Joker himself - into āLost Onesā: ghoulish vampires under his command, as he plans to take over the entire city. Interestingly, Stormare would later appear as a totally different vampire, subservient to Dracula, in Netflixās āCastlevaniaā animated series. It was weird to see Dracula chewing himself out there, let me tell youā¦
6. Gary Oldman, from the 1992 Film.
Oldman is to many people nowadays what performers like Christopher Lee and Bela Lugosi were to many audiences of yesteryear: I donāt think any version of Dracula SINCE Oldmanās has been quite as influential and almost universally enjoyed as his. While I do enjoy his performance, and the movie in general, I canāt say itās one of the first versions that comes to my mind when I think of Dracula, so I therefore donāt feel I can rank this one in my Top 5. Sorry, Lord Shen.
THE TOP FIVE
5. Max Schreck, from Nosferatu.
Often imitated, but never duplicated. The true āOGā Dracula. Thereās really not much to say about āCount Orlokā from this silent classic: itās one of the most iconic and influential versions of the character ever put to the screen, and almost stands in a league of its own. While the silent film itself has some elements that havenāt aged all that well (the movie IS over a full century old now, no joke), Schreckās work as this repulsive spook is still more than laudable.
4. Alucard, from Hellsing.
I used to say Alucard was one of my Top 3 takes on Dracula, but upon revisitation, I no longer think thatās fair: I just donāt quote him, reference him, or generally think about him as often as the three Iāve placed above him in the ranks. I will, however, still contend that he is one of the scariest versions of the character out there (which is especially impressive, since heās the main āheroā of this series), and in my opinion the single most unique Dracula of the whole lot: itās hard to think of a version that does everything this one does, and yet STILL feels like Dracula at the end of the day. Kudos to his voice actors: Jouji Nakata in Japan, and ESPECIALLY Crispin Freeman in English dubs.
3. The Version from Castlevania.
There are no less than three separate continuities for the Castlevania series, and Dracula is a constant figure in all of themā¦and in all of them, heās pretty awesome. The āClassicā era, as I like to call it, has evolved over the years, and Dracula with it: starting off as a straightforward villain but gaining more layers and complexities (perhaps a few TOO many complexities, one could argue) as the series went on. Interestingly, Crispin Freeman - Alucard, our previous pick - somewhat recently got to play this version of Dracula in remastered versions of the games āRondo of Bloodā and āSymphony of the Night,ā as well as the game āDracula X Chronicles.ā In the āLords of Shadowā reboot trilogy, Dracula is reimagined as an anti-heroic protagonist, voiced by Rumpelstiltskin himself, Robert Carlyle. My personal favorite version of him was the Animated Series, voiced by Graham McTavishā¦who, incidentally, appeared in the aforementioned TMNT āUniversal Monstersā story arc, playing the demon Savanti Romero. Iām a huge fan of Castlevania and its take on Dracula, and I reference these games and this take on the Count pretty frequently: it didnāt take long for me to realize this version earned placement in my Top 3.
2. Bela Lugosi, from the 1931 Film and Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein.
Lugosi may seem somewhat āhokeyā by todayās standards, but thereās no denying that he is almost inarguably the most iconic version of Dracula: anytime someone does a Dracula impression, or a Dracula parody, or dresses in a Dracula Halloween costume, itās Lugosi they pay homage to before all others. Itās fair to say that no other Dracula is quite as recognizable, even if you havenāt seen either of his appearances onscreen, and for that reason above all others, he earns high marks for me.
1. Christopher Lee, from Various.
I could go into great detail about everything I love about Christopher Leeās Dracula, because thereās a LOT I could say, but Iām gonna make this as short and as sweet as I can: in my opinion, Lee is the DEFINITIVE Dracula. Considering the fact he played the Prince of Darkness anywhere between ten and fourteen times, depending on how you count, with one of those occasions being (so far) the ONLY Dracula in film to resemble the character Stoker describes in the novel almost identicallyā¦yeah. I think itās hard to argue AGAINST that fact, personally, whether heās oneās favorite or not. Given the manāsā¦COMPLICATED relationship with the role, I doubt heād necessarily be happy to hear itā¦but Christopher Lee is, nevertheless, My Favorite Dracula.
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For every day of the month of October 2017 on my Twitter account (www.twitter.com/mixerhatestwita), Iāve been posting a movie, a trailer and a mini review for my top 31 obscure or comedy horror films of all time! These posters here are from my top 3 flicks, but Iāll go ahead and post the entire list below, as well as a link to my Twitter thread with each movie and trailer listed. Maybe some of my picks youāll agree with, maybe some you wonāt, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, thereās some movies youāve never seen before, sparking an interest in watching something brand new, even if it might be old. Enjoy!
October 31st: Dead Alive / Braindead (1992) [ https://twitter.com/mixerhatestwita/status/925455293563015168 ]
October 30th: Sleepaway Camp (1983) [ https://twitter.com/mixerhatestwita/status/925131213165047808 ]
October 29th: Aftermath (1994) [ https://twitter.com/mixerhatestwita/status/924812528063885312 ]
October 28th: Shaun of the Dead (2004)
October 27th: Cemetery Man / Dellamorte Dellamore (1994)
October 26th: Xtro (1982)
October 25th: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
October 24th: Waxwork (1988)
October 23rd: Rubber (2010)
October 22nd: Poultrygeist (2006)
October 21st: From Beyond (1986)
October 20th: Brain Damage (1988)
October 19th: The Toxic Avenger (1984)
October 18th: Prince of Darkness (1987)
October 17th: Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)
October 16th: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
October 15th: The Watcher in the Woods (1980)
October 14th: The Monster Squad (1987)
October 13th: Society (1989)
October 12th: Fear(s) of the Dark (2007)
October 11th: Feast (2007)
October 10th: Wicked City (1987)
October 9th: Martyrs (2008)
October 8th: Garden of Love (2003)
October 7th: Versus (2000)
October 6th: Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)
October 5th: Secret Adventures of Tom Thumb (1993)
New project! Itās been a while since I last posed, but thatās because I have been working on something.
I going to be participating in Inktober, where I will be doing drawings of my 31 favorite pokemon, one drawing a day throughout the month of October. Each drawing will be done by hand and inked. I have been a longtime fan Pokemon, and this project serves as my tribute to the series that inspired me.
Christopher Lee: A Sinister Centenary - Honorable Mentions
Welcome to Christopher Lee: A Sinister Centenary! Over the course of May, I will be counting down My Top 31 Favorite Performances by possibly my favorite actor, the late, great Sir Christopher Lee, in honor of his 100th Birthday. Although this fine actor left us a few years ago, his legacy endures, and this countdown is a tribute to said legacy!
On that note, itās impossible for me to include all of my favorite Christopher Lee Performances in just a month. So, in typical fashion for these countdowns, before the official Top 31 begins tomorrow, here are some Honorable Mentions: an Excellent Eight that didnāt quite make the cut.
1.Ā Ā Ā Ā Alquazar, from Arabian Adventure.
Ever wondered what it would be like if Christopher Lee played Jafar? āArabian Adventureā has got you covered! This cult classic fantasy film is an original story that pays vast homage to the classic tales of the Arabian Nights, with visuals and plot/character tropes inspired by such tales as Aladdin, Ali Baba, and Sinbad the Sailor. One of the reasons the movie has become a cult classic is its villain: an evil wizard called Alquazar, who rules over a struggling kingdom, and seeks the power of a magical rose so he can ā you guessed it ā take over the world. Again, basically this character is what you would get if Christopher Lee played Jafar, so if that sounds cool to you, definitely look this one up.
2.Ā Ā Ā Ā Captain Clarney, from Dark Shadows.
Christopher Lee appeared in several Tim Burton films, usually in small parts or cameo appearances. Evidently, Lee ā alongside Vincent Price ā was Burtonās favorite actor, and a major influence on him as a creator. (Itās no wonder I love Tim Burton, since Price and Lee are in close competition for my favorite actor, myself, but I digress.) One of my favorites of Leeās appearances in a Burton-based project was, weirdly enough, one of his smallest parts: as Captain Silas Clarney in Tim Burtonās Dark Shadows. Based on the famous Gothic soap opera, Dark Shadows isā¦not a very good film, I must confess, in fact I would argue itās one of Burtonās singular worst pictures. BUT, I absolutely love the scene where Barnabas Collins (played by Johnny Depp) goes to a fishing village and ā with the aid of his hypnotic abilities ā gains the assistance of a grouchy old fishing boat captain, played by Lee. Why do I love this scene so much? This exchange says it allā¦
Barnabas: Iāve come to offer you a contract.
Clarney: I have a contract. With Angel Bay.
Barnabas: And what if I told you I could offer you a better one?
Clarney: Then, Mr. Collins, I would tell you to take a long walk off a short pier.
I freaking love Christopher Lee. XD
3.Ā Ā Ā Ā Dr. Neuhart, from The Oblong Box.
I initially was going to include this movie in my Top 31, but after revisiting it, it felt a little lackluster compared to how I remembered it. Still, I felt it was at least worthy of an Honorable Mention. The movie marks one of the surprisingly few occasions where Lee worked onscreen with one of his best friends, the aforementioned Vincent Price. Inspired by the Edgar Allan Poe story of the same name (really, the movie is more a big homage to Poe, in general, than an honest adaptation of the one story), the picture features Lee as a corrupt surgeon, who ends up blackmailed into assisting the deranged Sir Edward Markham, who seeks revenge on his treacherous brother, Julian (played by Vincent Price). The movie is truly a bitter piece of Gothic madness: there are no heroes to speak of, and nothing even resembling a happy ending, but its atmosphere has that classic Hammer-esque vibe so many horror features of its time sported, and Lee and Price alone definitely make it worth a watch. It may not be AS good as I remember it, but itās still good enough to get an Honorable Mention.
4.Ā Ā Ā Ā Edgar Allan Poe Projekt ā Visionen.
Fresh off āThe Oblong Box,ā Lee has done several Edgar Allan Poe-related projects, and this is one of my favorites. This was a special sort of tribute album to all things Poe, featuring readings of his stories and poems, and songs based on the same. Lee appears as one of the performers on the album, delivering a reading of āThe Raven,ā and singing a song inspired by the same poem, entitled āElenore.ā Both of these performances areā¦absolutely sublime. Like, I seriously donāt have words to describe the breathtaking, haunting, gorgeous POWER of each. If these simple statements and descriptions arenāt enough to get you interested, I donāt know what else will do the trick. Both of these tracks (and others) are available on YouTube, so look āem up!
5.Ā Ā Ā Ā Monsieur Labisse, from Hugo.
āHugoā is a spectacular movie, in every sense of the word, and one of my favorite Scorsese pictures ever made. It boasts and incredible star-studded cast, most prominent among them arguably being Ben Kingsley in the role of filmmaking legend Georges Melies. However, Lee is just as impressive in the movie, despite having a much smaller role: Lee plays the kindly old gentleman known simply as āMonsieur Labisse.ā After encountering the titular character, Huge Cabret, at a train station, the grand Monsieur later helps the boy out by giving him directions on where to find further clues to a mystery heās trying to uncover. His time onscreen is small, but Lee brings surprising presence to the part, and the scenes with Hugo and Monsieur Labisse are absolutely unforgettable as a result.
6.Ā Ā Ā Ā Necessary Evil: The Supervillains of DC Comics.
āNecessary Evilā is something of an oddball feature here. On the one hand, Lee ā despite so many roles and appearances ā never actually played a DC Villain. Ever. Iāve checked and rechecked, and I canāt seem to find any record of such an occurrence. In fact, Lee actually batted for the other team: he played the evil Miguel in one of those God-awful Captain American TV films from the 1970s. I have not seen that film, nor do I wish toā¦but to be fair, while Lee may not have had much experience playing DC characters, he did have experience playing villains in general. This is important because, honestly, as the Narrator of this special direct-to-video feature-length documentary on what makes the supervillains of DC comics so fascinating, a lot of Leeās commentary feels like it could apply to so many villains in general, not just the characters of comic books. Plusā¦come now. The fact we get CHRISTOPHER BLOODY LEE talking about characters like the Joker, Lex Luthor, and so on? Thatās so freaking cool BY DEFAULT that it DESERVES to be an Honorable Mention. Case Dismissed.
7.Ā Ā Ā Ā His Reading of āThe Nightmare Before Christmas: The Original Poem.ā
Another Lee-Burton collaboration! This may or may not be relatively common knowledge now, but for those who may not know: Tim Burtonās classic animated feature āThe Nightmare Before Christmasā (which, again, is one of my favorite movies of all time, if not my favorite) actually started out as a poem Burton wrote and intended to make into a short film, sort of as an homage to the Dr. Seuss classic, āHow the Grinch Stole Christmas!ā This project eventually evolved into the movie we all know and love today, but the original poem has not simply vanished. Two different actors have each done separate readings of the poem: Patrick Stewart was the first, and Lee was the second. Leeās reading, in fact, was used to create an animated short that appears as a special feature on The Nightmare Before Christmas DVD, and can be easily found via YouTube. I think the awesomeness of all this speaks for itself.
8.Ā Ā Ā Ā Professor Meister, from The Gorgon.
āThe Gorgonā is an odd duck of a movie. Itās sort of in the āB Squadā of Hammer Horror movies: itās not as revered and well-remembered as pictures like āHorror of Draculaā or āCurse of Frankenstein,ā but itās generally regarded as something of a Hammer must-see, all the same. I think the movie is fine, but itās not without its flaws. One of them is Leeās character, Professor Meister: Lee portrays the character well, essentially doing his own spin on Van Helsing, as he plays a slightly eccentric academic who ends up acting as a monster hunter in the story, assisting our hero in trying to save his beloved from a terrible fate. Ironically, Hammerās own Van Helsing, Peter Cushing, ends up being the villain this time, as a corrupt nobleman with mysterious ties to the titular monster. However, Leeās character doesnāt even come into the story until over halfway through the picture, and then suddenly just owns the whole movie like he was always there. Itās just a very odd turn for the story to take, making the character feel sort of shoehorned in rather than moving organically into the plot the way Van Helsing does in Dracula. Still, itās cool to see Lee tackle such a role and face off against Cushing with their typical roles essentially reversed, so itās still something I can recommend a watch or two of.
Tomorrow, the countdown begins in earnest with our Number 31 pick. No hints for this countdown; youāll just have to wait and see who and what appears where. ;)
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