#recount

Recount

19/04/2026

No Face No Case

Recount

Parjure

19/04/2026

For example, I recently had to get fitted for a new bra, and I'm not sure if this is just at the place I went to or if it's all of those types of places, but the women working there were all extremely attractive

Now, picture this for me if you will, you walk in, perhaps a little self conscious that you're walking into a place that has lingerie in the front window, perhaps perfectly confident and you're greeted by two very beautiful ladies, both beaming at you and giving you their full attention

Now, for me personally, as someone who is quite shy in person, this is usually more than enough to get me feeling a little flustered, but now think about the next few parts of the process

They guide you over to a rack of bras, asking what you're comfortable with, maybe suggesting different colours based on what might look best against your skin and then my dears, it's time for the fitting room

Now, at this point only one of them usually comes in to the fitting room with you, and usually they wait outside while you get undressed and change into the new bra

What happened this time however, was that one of them came in with me, watched me take off my shirt and bra that I had been wearing, and then helped put on the new one. She circled around, adjusting the straps and making sure it was a comfortable fit, just brushing her hands over the fabric to ensure it was sitting well

Of course, as someone who is very into hypnosis, loves being pet and absolutely melts for praise, my mind jumped straight into what it'd be like if she somehow knew that I was into hypnosis, and took me down right then and there. It didn't help that she had an incredibly soft and velvety voice either

So there I was, with this pretty woman, speaking in this soft voice, her hands just barely touching my skin here and there, and I had to pretend I wasn't getting increasingly more and more flustered from it all. I had to try my best to not imagine how perfect it would be, if she somehow knew my triggers, knew exactly what to say, to drop me down into a deep sleep

Elections Calgary has confirmed it will be conducting a recount of Monday’s election results in Ward 12, while a similar request in Ward 9 was denied. The Ward 12 recount will start Thursday morning at 9 a.m., Elections Calgary said in a press release late Wednesday. “On examination of the unofficial results, there were sufficient rejected ballots other than those on which no vote has been cast…

With a judicial recount concluded, the Terrebonne riding has gone to the Liberals by a single vote. Initially called for the Liberals, it flipped to the Bloc Québécois during the validation process by 44 votes, a margin narrow enough to trigger an automatic judicial recount (under 0.1%).

With the recount concluded, Liberals take it by a single vote.

This makes 170 Liberal seats, 2 shy of a majority- and also a 4th Liberal MP born in the 21st century IIRC.

While as a Liberal this is wonderful news, I admit I also kind of cringe at a race decided by just 1 vote. Because while Elections Canada is generally competent and ethical, AND the race was subject to a judicial recount overseen by a judge, I also know that there's always human error and ambiguity in any process, and if even one vote was miscounted and not caught, that could have changed the outcome.

But they've counted it three times now and two of those went to Liberals, so... at some point you've got to call it.

The truth will always come out - no matter how hard Rump/Musk tries to lie about it!!

Things are worse than we all suspected!

Hey CNN, how's about a recount?

We need real numbers here - not more lies.