#tobearama

Tobirama: Okay, I’m ready for the mission.

Madara: *Looks up and down Tobirama.*

Tobirama: What?

Madara: Are you sure you’re ready for a stealth mission?

Tobirama: Uchiha, what you’re implying?

Madara: You look like a stuffed bear with all that padding. *Looks pointed manner Tobirama’s oversized fluff jacket that is hiding at least three sweaters underneath it, his hood that has a fur collar, his fur boa, his pants that are hiding at least two fleece pants underneath it, and his boots.*

Tobirama: Madara, it’s freezing in here.

Madara: When the enemy ninjas push you down and let you roll down from the snowy hill, I’ll be there next to them, laughing at you too.

Tobirama: Asshole.