#tmlw

i was a broke cat OL so i signed up to become two rich holstaur women’s butler(???), it was fine at first but then they made me wear strap to “get me used to having the real thing” and made me drink milk (was it made by….) and now my body is suddenly changing and—

Story of a cat butler who missed the fine print of a job contract

strap practice under cut

We have romance in MySims!~ /silly

It happened. Every. Single. Year. And yet, you still decided to make Valentine’s Day plans with her. Momo Yaoyorozu. She’s the kindest, most beautiful girl you’d ever met, and now you had to cancel plans with her because of the level of pain you were in. It was over for sure. You braced yourself for heartbreak, like every year before, and sent the message.

Mono, I’m so sorry, but my period decided to overstay its welcome. I can’t go out today, I can barely get up haha…I hope you understand, and if you decide it’s over, I really am sorry and really love you.

(Read 10:08 AM)

The worst she could do is break up with you. You were waiting for a text back, you watched the bubble on her side disappear, you anxiously texted her again.

Momo? I’m really sorry, just don’t ghost me please. At least say something, please?

(Read 10:13 AM)

After seeing no answer yet again, you sighed and began to cry. ‘Great,’ you thought, ‘now she hates me.’

You retracted that thought after you heard a key unlock the front door and saw Momo walk in juggling 3 shopping bags. 

“M-Momo..?,” you sniffled.

She dropped the bags and ran over to you.

“Baby, what’s wrong?!,” she asked, concerned.

“I thought you would break up with me, and…this sounds crazy, but…” you confided in her. You told her everything.

“I would never leave you. I love you.”

She left the room and came back with Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, a teddy bear, a box of Valentine’s Day chocolates, and a heat pad.

Lesbian: experiencing queer attraction to women; being gay for women.

Transgender: an individual who experiences a gender identity dissimilar from the one that was assigned to them at birth.

d’Artagnan Romances: First and last words of the Invincible Four - (Part 2/4)