CW: noncon, kidnapping, pet play uhh what else. You get the jist
Living as Simon’s pet mutt, out in his cabin after retirement. He’d kidnapped you of course, and you’d been fighting every step of the way. Biting, smashing things, you’d broken the headboard he’d handcuffed you to and tried to smash his skull in at one point. You were wild, only eating sealed cans and bags he’d brought after many failed attempts to feed you.
He expected it the first few days, but a whole month? Simon hadn’t even been able to properly start training you as a mutt, too busy trying to make you stop trying to attack him every time he stepped in the room. It was tough, since he couldn’t just hit you- hurting your pets was wrong, after all. You just needed some positive and negative reinforcement, right?
Of course that meant shoving a vibrator inside you and handcuffing you to the wall. You’d woken up like this- pussy already wet from Simon’s careful work, a low vibration pulling you from your fitful slumber. When you’d started screaming and shouting and cursing, the vibrations suddenly became much more intense, to which you realized that he had a second vibrator strapped to your poor little cock as well.
You snarled and spit through three orgasms before you finally quieted, relief flooding through you when the vibrators slowed. When he came in to feed you and brush your teeth? You called him names and tried to kick- only faltering when the vibrators kicked on again. Making you heave and choke through another two orgasms, these leaving you trembling against your soaked bed. You’d let him hand feed you for the first time ever after, for once too exhausted to fight back.
Simon sat back, humming in delight at the improvement. Hand on his cock, slowly working it with the taste of your slick still in his mouth. Fuck, you tasted good- so far he’d only been able to taste you in the few hours you’d be knocked out- always snarling and shouting at him for being a sicko. Poor dumb puppy wasn’t calling him that now, exhausted eyes watching every twist of his hand instead.
“What? Puppy’s been bad, yet you still want a treat? Spoiled thing, you are,” he taunts you, and you grit your teeth- eyes filled with tears of frustration. Simon feels his cock throb in answer to your glare, finally- finally you were being sweet. Finally he had cracked you open, and got you to be that sweet puppy he saw before he took you in.
“Y’ gonna be a good boy and suck it for me then?” He asks breathlessly, laughing when you spit at him instead.
“Fuck.. you..” you wheeze out, only to yelp when he turned it on again.
“Wait- wait- Ghost-! Stop! Stop stop- I can’t- it hurts! I can’t take it-“ your yowls are music to his ears now, viciously close as you suddenly start building towards one last orgasm.
“Now pup, you know the rules by now. Bad dogs have to cum again, and again, and again- every time you’re bad, mm? Now c’mon, open your mouth so I can cum in it, lovie,” Simon sounds fucking demented, eyes wide as he shuffles closer. His hand is practically rubbing his dick raw now, but it’s worth it to see the look on your face as you try to concentrate on what’s worse- cum on your face or in your mouth.
Simon does the best option, making sure to wait until you howl in another earth shattering orgasm to shoot all over your face. In your mouth, on your cheeks and nose- your pretty eyelashes soaked with his spunk. It’s so cute, watching you writhe and cry, begging him to turn it off again.
He doesn’t. Reinforcement works perfectly, after all.
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pairings: the brothers/Reader, Diavolo/Reader, Solomon/Reader (can be interpreted as platonic or romantic)
summary: You’re sorting through paperwork with Lucifer when you accidentally slide your fingertip against the corner of a page. “Ow,” you say instinctually, more out of reflex than genuine pain.
“Are you alright?” Lucifer asks, looking up from his papers for the first time since you started this task.
“Oh, yeah,” you wave his concern off. “Just got a paper cut.”
“A paper cut,” Lucifer repeats with bemusement and skepticism. “You got hurt by a piece of paper,” he says incredulously.
The demon brothers learn a valuable lesson as they grow to include you in their lives: humans are very strange.
word count: 3.3k | ao3 version
warnings: mentions of sickness, medical care, injury.
I know demons are virtually the same as humans canonically, but I’ve always wanted to explore the brothers’ reactions to human things MC does, whether it’s a sneeze or a bruise or getting sick… And, well, here we are.
This won’t be canon compliant. This is set to take place sometime after Episode 15 and all seven brothers are included. The reader’s race and gender are ambiguous; no pronouns or physical descriptors are used**. There’s one bit where they’re stated to wear glasses & another where they had braces and currently wear retainers. But I feel like that’s a pretty easy thing to imagine, so… yeah!
**The reader is referred to with it/its pronouns once in Belphegor's snippet—skip reading it if it bothers you. i use these pronouns so i wrote that mostly for me 🤘
“Darling, what is that ghastly thing?” Asmodeus asks, breaking you out of your thoughts.
“What thing?” you frown. The two of you are sitting in his bedroom, sprawled across his bed as you talk about stupid things. Asmodeus had been ranting about something when his eyes locked on something near you with startling focus.
“This!” he says, pointing at your forearm.
You follow his gaze, finding a spot of slightly discolored skin halfway down your arm. “Oh,” you say, “It’s just a bruise.”
“A bruise?” Asmodeus repeats, his nose scrunched in confusion.
“You know, a bruise,” you repeat. There’s nothing close to comprehension on his face. “...A contusion or whatever?” …Still nothing.
“I’ve never heard of such a thing,” the demon frowns. “And wow, is it unsightly.” Asmodeus remarks, disgust passing over his face before intrigue takes over it. He leans over you, before proceeding to poke at your skin curiously.
“Ow, Asmo—” you hiss, batting his hand away. You don’t put much strength behind the gesture, but Asmodeus goes along with it anyway and removes his hand.
“It hurts?” he then blinks owlishly.
“Yes,” you say, letting your arm fall back to your side.
Asmodeus shakes his head in disbelief. “Humans are so weird.”
It’s late at night and you need to refill your glass of water. You’re tiredly walking out to the kitchen when a sudden noise breaks through the silence.
“Hey.”
You inhale sharply, fear coursing through you until you recognize the familiar voice. “Holy shit, Beel,” you murmur, placing your hand on your chest momentarily and squinting through the darkness. You can only see the general outline of his form. “You scared me.”
“Sorry,” Beelzebub says. You think he must be frowning now. Again, it’s difficult to tell. “I thought you saw me.”
“Um…” you squint again. “No.”
“Oops,” he says. You hear a light shuffling sound. “Can you see me now?” he asks.
You blink again. “Sort of.”
Suddenly he’s standing right in front of you. You can’t suppress a flinch this time, instinctually leaning backwards.
“Beel, stop that—!” you exclaim, nearly stumbling over yourself.
He sets you straight with a hand on your shoulder, a frown rising on his face. “You can’t see in the dark, then?” Beelzebub hums.
“No,” you sigh. It’s as if he didn’t believe you—like he had to test it for himself to make sure.
“Hmph,” Beelzebub frowns again. Or, at least, it sounds like he’s frowning. “That’s inconvenient.”
“I guess,” you concede.
“What’s wrong with your skin?” Belphegor asks you one morning, when the two of you are relaxing in his room.
“Hm?” you blink, momentarily distracted from looking down at your D.D.D.
“Your skin,” he restates. “Look,” he demands, pointing down at your forearm. You follow the demon’s gaze, only to find goosebumps scattered across your skin.
“Oh, those are just goosebumps,” you answer casually.
“Goose… bumps,” Belphegor repeats, his nose scrunched in evident revulsion.
“Yeah,” you nod. “I’m not sure why they’re called that, but they show up on your skin if you get too cold.”
“Well, stop being cold,” Belphegor orders, as if you’re inconveniencing him. He probably thinks you are, although it’s entirely out of your control. You hardly have a chance to react before you’re promptly pelted in the face with a sweatshirt. “Here.”
“Oof,” you say, peeling it off the crown of your head and putting it on. “Thanks, Belphie.”
“Shut up,” he murmurs. There’s a hint of pink rising on the back of his neck, as if he’s embarrassed. “Stupid human. Can’t even keep itself warm.” He huffs. You valiantly ignore the remark.
“Why are there teeth in the bathroom?” Levi asks as he enters the room. And wow, what a way to make an entrance. Satan and you look over at Levi from where you’d been reading.
“What?” Satan blinks questioningly, clearly just as confused as you are.
“Teeth,” Levi repeats himself, “in the bathroom.”
How he expects the same exact remark to make more sense, you have no idea. It takes you a few moments to connect the dots, but you do eventually. “Oh!” you exclaim. “Those are just my retainers.”
“Your retainers,” Satan repeats. There’s a hint of sarcasm in his voice. “And what do they retain, exactly?” he asks sardonically. You scoff.
“My teeth,” you respond. “Obviously,” you add, if only to combat his sarcasm.
“So… what do you do with them?” Levi asks curiously, tilting his head as he looks at you.
“I wear them every night when I sleep,” you explain. “They’re supposed to prevent my teeth from shifting.”
“Your teeth shift?” Satan exclaims incredulously. “You mean they can move?”
“Um— yes,” you respond. “Human teeth always move, even after a person has braces.”
“What are braces?” Levi demands.
“They’re metal brackets that an orthodontist puts on your teeth when they’re crooked. They guide the teeth into a more neat shape.”
“I’m convinced you just made that up,” Satan says helpfully.
You roll your eyes. “I had braces. But since my teeth can still move, I have to wear the retainers.”
“For how long?” Levi blinks.
“The rest of my life.”
Satan whistles. “That sucks.”
You shrug amicably.
“And I thought normies were weird,” Levi huffs. “But humans are even weirder.”
“Hey, wait: how’d you even see my retainers in the first place?” you realize aloud. “I always keep them in a case… in a drawer.” You wouldn’t just leave them on the counter—that would be pretty unsanitary.
As if caught in a lie, Levi freezes and quickly bolts away. “Gotta go shower, bye—!” he says, slamming the bathroom door shut with more force than necessary.
You stare after him in disbelief, an incredulous laugh bubbling up from your throat.
“He was just curious,” Satan explains with a shrug. “Not that I blame him. Do your teeth truly keep growing?”
“Not growing, necessarily,” you contemplate. “Babies are born with baby teeth. Then, as you get older, you lose your baby teeth as your adult teeth grow in.”
“That’s similar to demons,” Satan confirms.
“Our teeth eventually stop growing, but they can shift and move still,” you clarify.
Satan shakes his head in annoyed disbelief. “Humans are truly an anomaly.”
You’re sorting through paperwork with Lucifer when you accidentally slide your fingertip against the corner of a page. “Ow,” you say instinctually, more out of reflex than genuine pain.
“Are you alright?” Lucifer asks, looking up from his papers for the first time since you started this task.
“Oh, yeah,” you wave his concern off. “Just got a paper cut.” You squint down at your finger and grit your teeth in annoyance. You’re so concentrated that you don’t know Lucifer’s pensive silence or furrowed brows.
“A….. paper cut,” he restates, a mix of bemusement and concern in his voice.
“You don’t get those?” you ask.
“You got hurt by a piece of paper,” Lucifer says incredulously. Suddenly he’s getting to his feet and striding over to you, taking your hand in his and investigating your fingertip. “Hm. You weren’t joking. How strange.”
He continues to study your skin with a frightening intensity. Your hand is almost shaking in his grip, as you attempt to fight off your restlessness at his proximity. Eventually Lucifer sighs and lets his grip fall away. “Does it hurt?”
“Yeah,” you admit. “Paper cuts are just a minor inconvenience… But for whatever reason, they can really hurt sometimes. Feels like your skin is splitting apart.” They really shouldn’t hurt, but they do. One time, you had one that spanned your entire fingertip. This one doesn’t look nearly as bad, fortunately. But it still burns.
“You’re rather breakable,” the Avatar of Pride notes.
“It’s just a paper cut,” you feel the need to say defensively.
“Of course,” Lucifer responds, an indulgent and amused smile on his face. There’s a knowing smirk on his face and you roll your eyes, abandoning the argument.
Solomon and you often get stuck accompanying one another to the human realm whenever you need anything. The demon realm is great, but it doesn’t have everything humans need. Besides, sometimes it’s nice to breathe in some fresh air or be among other humans.
Today’s visit has a purpose, though. After a rather unfortunate incident involving Mammon, you, and a chandelier, you find yourself with broken glasses. (Thanks, Mammon.) It’s been roughly a year since you’ve had an eye exam, so it’s about time for another appointment anyways. Unfortunately, the Devildom doesn’t have eye doctors (and you still remember the perplexed look on Levi’s face when you casually asked him one day). That’s how you find yourself in your ophthalmologist’s office in the human realm. Solomon dropped you off with the promise that he’d return the moment you texted, leaving you to slowly waste away in the waiting room.
Fortunately, your name is finally called and you’re able to undergo all of the various examinations. You emerge an hour later with dilated pupils, an updated prescription, and reassurance from the doctor that nothing is amiss. You manage to text Solomon—through slightly blurred vision—and he arrives within five minutes.
You can only hope to slip into the manor unnoticed. But from the very moment you slip through the front doors, Mammon is bounding up to you like an overexcited puppy. He seems moments away from looping an arm around you and dragging you off into some misguided adventure when he locks eyes with you and freezes.
“Whoa, what the hell—?” Mammon exclaims, staring at you intently. “Oi, human, don’t tell me ya got possessed—!” His hands clamp on your shoulders and he starts shaking you roughly.
“Mammon, stop it,” you object, grabbing onto his shoulders and attempting to prevent him from shaking you any harder. He calms down a little, but he still looks confused. “I’m not possessed. I just had an appointment with an eye doctor.”
“Well, how’d they screw up so bad then, huh?” he spits. In another situation, his concern would be touching; but now, it’s mostly just amusing. “Ya look like a shark!”
“It’s just one of the tests,” you explain. “They had to dilate my pupils.”
“Humans are crazy,” Mammon asserts. He’s studying you from far too close—occasionally changing his angle as if it will somehow give him new insight. “You look so freaky.”
“Thanks, Mammon,” you sigh.
“Does it hurt?” he asks. “I bet it does; yer such a baby.” The insult seems to be a cover-up for his concern.
“It doesn’t really hurt,” you reassure him. “It just feels a little strange. The drops really just affect your vision. I can’t focus on things in front of me, and it sort of looks like I’m seeing double.”
“Well, there’s nothing for it but resting your eyes,” Mammon sighs theatrically, looping an arm around your shoulders. “Let’s watch the next episode of Destroyman.”
“How is that supposed to help my eyes?” you ask skeptically.
“Hey, I’ve been waiting for ya all day!” Mammon exclaims. “We’re watching the next episode, even if it looks all blurry to you.” The demon is soon yanking you along before you can object.
“There’s the culprit,” Belphegor remarks, looking up at you as you enter the dining room for breakfast. The brothers are staring at you intently.
“Good morning to you too,” you huff, shoving your hands in the pockets of your uniform and taking the empty seat at the table. It’s a bit unusual to see all seven brothers at the table like this, especially so early in the morning. “What’d I do?” you blink cluelessly.
“You don’t remember?” Beel pipes up, blinking at you curiously. He seems to be mid-bite, with some food hanging out of his mouth. Lucifer chides him for table manners and Beel huffs, promptly demolishing the rest of his food.
“You were roaming the halls in the middle of the night like a ghost!” Mammon explains before anyone else can. He sounds particularly energetic this morning. “It was freaky.”
Roaming the halls at night? You don’t remember doing that, which can only mean one thing. “Oh, I was probably just sleepwalking,” you realize aloud.
“Wonders truly never cease,” Lucifer says dryly. “Just how many eccentricities do humans possess?” he muses.
You sigh, remembering all of the strange interactions you’ve had over the past few weeks. “I’m not choosing to do any of this, you know,” you frown. “I can’t control it.” It’s not like you wanted to get a paper cut, or a bruise, or goosebumps. These are just facts of life.
“We know, dear,” Asmo reassures you.
“It’s okay,” Levi says, barely sparing you a glance as he stares down at his plate. “None of these human behaviors are super annoying.” That’s very meaningful coming from Levi of all demons.
“They’re just weird,” Satan supplies helpfully. You roll your eyes at him.
“It seems my brothers were just… worried,” Lucifer explains.
“Hey, you were worried too!” Mammon objects. “You were the one to—” Whatever the Avatar of Greed means to say next promptly fades into obscurity, as Lucifer sends his younger brother a murderous glare to silence him.
“Okay,” you eventually remark, uncomfortable with the sudden tension settling in the room. “Well, sorry to disturb you guys, I guess. Sleepwalking is normal for humans, though.”
“I’m starting to think nothing about humans is normal,” Satan mutters under his breath. Lucifer nods in agreement. You just roll your eyes and pretend not to hear the remark, serving yourself some food and beginning to eat breakfast. Despite the fanfare, it’s nice to know the brothers care about you—even if they don’t show it in very orthodox ways.
“Oh,” a familiar voice says one afternoon. You blink blearily, your dizzy vision momentarily clarifying to reveal Diavolo standing over you. You’re crumpled on the floor, your cheek pressed to the cold hardwood as sweat rolls down the nape of your neck. “I must say, when I heard of your absence, I assumed you ditched classes for the day.”
It’s difficult for you to process what he’s saying; his voice sounds warped. The headmaster just hums. “Are you… all right?” he asks. You can barely manage a weak nod. Diavolo sighs. “Forgive me for the foolish question. You’re clearly not all right. Here, let’s get you up…”
You hardly have the chance to object before the demon is lifting you into his arms as if you weigh nothing at all. He sets you on your bed with deceptive gentleness, before staring at you and frowning.
“I don’t suppose you know what’s happening to you,” Diavolo says.
“I think I’m sick,” you manage to respond. Your voice sounds a little raspy and your airways feel a bit tight. You clear your throat, wincing at the dryness the gesture provokes. You must have a fever, because your body temperature keeps oscillating between frigid cold and searing warmth. Before you can think better of it, you blink dazedly and reach out to grab Diavolo’s hand. “Tell me if I feel warm.”
He’s clearly a bit confused, but he allows you to guide his hand to your temple.
“You’re hot,” he observes after a moment.
“Thanks,” you huff deliriously.
“Your temperature,” he clarifies with a knowing smile, shaking his head. “What does this mean?” Diavolo frowns.
“I have a fever,” you answer. “When a human’s body temperature is too high, it causes sickness.”
“What can be done about it?” he continues.
“Depends,” you reply. “Sometimes it breaks on its own; sometimes you need antibiotics.”
“Antibiotics,” Diavolo repeats, the concept clearly foreign to him. “I can’t say I’m familiar. But it’s clear that you should rest. I’ll watch over you.” Whatever else he says is lost on you, as you close your eyes and surrender to the persistent fatigue burning your eyelids.
You wake several hours later to a room devoid of Diavolo. You’re not exactly surprised that he had to leave—he’s the ruler of the Devildom, after all. He surely has far more important things to do than look after you. You blink away traces of sleep as you look around the room, your vision clarifying to reveal Solomon sitting in the armchair in the corner of the room. You blink at him silently.
“Oh, you’re awake,” Solomon says. “How are you feeling?”
“…Fine,” you admit, touching your temple experimentally. Your headache has subsided a little, but your skin still feels a bit warm. At your movement, Solomon pushes himself to his feet and feels your forehead.
“Your temperature’s coming down, finally,” he hums.
“What are you doing here?” you finally manage to ask.
“Diavolo summoned me,” Solomon explains. “Supposedly, he attempted to enlist the help of the brothers, but they proved to be rather useless. They are… woefully uninformed when it comes to humans, after all.”
That’s true. “Thanks,” you remember to say. He didn’t have to come, after all. Just because he’s the only other human, doesn’t mean he’s relegated to nursing you back to health.
“No problem,” Solomon nods sincerely. He doesn’t seem too bothered by the whole arrangement. “It’s nice not to be the only human. Although, I expect around the clock service and care the next time I fall ill.”
You smile tiredly. “Of course,” you agree. It’s a frighteningly easy promise to make.
After your sickness, you notice that the brothers begin to ease up on you a bit. Mammon’s no longer texting you in the middle of the night, demanding that you entertain him; Lucifer doesn’t mind if you occasionally take a day to complete your work remotely at the mansion; Asmo’s physical affection is gentler than normal; Levi doesn’t tease you about being a normie as much; Beelzebub doesn’t ever touch your plate or food; hell, even Belphegor is behaving himself—no longer interfering with your naps or sleep.
One afternoon, Lucifer approaches you in the living room. He greets you before settling on the couch next to you, his posture rigid and proper. “You may have noticed that my brothers…” Lucifer starts, before pausing and shaking his head, “...that we have been acting a bit different than normal.” You nod.
“In the past few weeks—especially in light of your bout of sickness—we realized that we’ve been neglecting you and your health. A demon’s stamina is much stronger than a human’s—we need less sleep; food is more of a luxury than a necessity; our bodies are more resistant to injury… You understand.”
“What I mean to say is…” Lucifer trails off again, an uncharacteristic sign of hesitation from him. He takes a slow breath. “I apologize for the oversight.”
“It’s okay,” you reassure him.
“It is not,” Lucifer states firmly. “We have neglected to consider just how difficult this transition must be for you. We—I—didn’t think to ensure your health and safety were priorities.”
“But no more. I’ve spoken to Diavolo and Solomon at length, in addition to doing some elective research, to ensure we are not so unprepared in the future. And, should your accommodations be unsuitable—should anything here be unsuitable—I want you to inform me at once.”
That… sounds a lot more serious than what you were expecting. You blink. “That’s— That’s really not necessary,” you try to say.
“It wasn’t a request,” Lucifer interjects smoothly. It’s a firm but well-meaning statement. “Do you understand?”
You swallow. “Yes.”
“Good.” There’s a hint of a smile on his lips now. “Truthfully, my brothers were very worried for you.” Lucifer pauses for a moment. “I was very worried for you,” he admits.
You’re sure you look surprised now. Lucifer only laughs, before getting to his feet and placing a reassuring hand on your shoulder. You can almost convince yourself that the look in his eyes is unbearably fond. But he’s soon withdrawing, leaving you to wonder if you imagined the entire interaction.
synopsis- you can’t help but feel a certain way seeing megan wearing your jersey
pairing- megan skiendiel x tmasc!footballplayer!reader
tags/warnings- fluff, smut ‼️MINORS DO NOT INTERACT‼️, some smau aspects ig, oral (m receiving), fingering (m receiving), detailed smut
word count- 3.1k
a/n- im rlly proud of this heh it’s a lot fluffier than my other fics. also lets just pretend they would give the heisman trophy to a trans man, much less allow him to play college ball😅
your heart raced with adrenaline as you were suddenly surrounded by your teammates. the cheers from the crowd made your brain go fuzzy as your teammates shook your shoulders and patted your helmet in celebration. it took you a second to process what was happening, until a smile you didn’t bother holding back stretched across your face.
your team had just won a brutal game, all thanks to an insane catch by you. you were a big name in college football, having carried your team to winning the national championship the past two seasons, and taking home the heisman trophy last year. winning came easy to you— and luckily, it never got old.
after basking in the praise of your teammates, your eyes raked over the crowd in search of one person. your stomach flipped as you caught sight of your girlfriend, megan, proudly repping your jersey. she was jumping up and down with her friends, cheering for you. you were sure your smile was the biggest it had been all night. megan had always been your biggest supporter, always making sure to be there for you through your highs and lows, and you were so appreciative of that.
you quickly jogged over to her, taking off your helmet on the way and dropping it on the field carelessly— your focus was set on only one thing. megan made her way down to the sidelines right as you caught up to her. the girl wasted no time in pulling you in and crashing her lips into yours. you could barely kiss her back because you were smiling so hard.
“wait- megan, i’m all sweaty and shit.” you pulled away, gesturing to your dirt-covered uniform as you became very aware of how gross you felt. but megan simply rolled her eyes and settled for wrapping her arms around your neck, “you know i don’t care.”
you settled into a comfortable flow of conversation— with megan expressing how proud she was of you for making the catch, along with lots of congratulating from her and her friends. you accepted it all with an appreciative grin, only for your expression to switch to one of mock annoyance as megan pinched your flushed cheeks. you would make sure to pinch her back later when she wasn’t paying attention— it was only fair.
the moment was cut off by the sound of your coach calling your name. you looked back to see the rest of the team heading toward the tunnel. seeing this as your queue to part ways with the girls, you gave megan one last peck on the lips and waved goodbye to lara and dani. “i’ll meet up with you guys later!” you called out while jogging back, almost tripping over your helmet you had discarded on the ground, much to the girls’ amusement. you playfully flipped them off and walked away with your helmet, hearing lara say something about losing aura.
-
the energy was high in the locker room— loud and celebratory. you, on the other hand, were tucked away in the corner typing rapidly on your phone. bryce, the starting running back, walked by mumbling “screenager.” you were about to defend yourself by arguing that you were older than him, but a familiar notification on your screen diverted your attention.
you reread the message thread a couple times, fully focused on the conversation that had you flustered-
“look at you smiling at your phone,” you were pulled out of your dazed state by bryce’s teasing tone. you rolled your eyes and got up off the bench, heading for the showers but not before flicking the running back’s ear.
the warm water soothed your aching joints— a sign you maybe needed to stretch more. as you showered, your mind drifted to megan. specifically, megan in your jersey. it wasn’t usually something you would look twice at, the girl was always repping your number at your games. what made this special was that she was wearing your jersey, the backup one you kept in your closet. it made your heart flutter seeing her wear something you claimed as your own. she also just looked good in it. the way it was a little too big, baggy on her frame. the v-neck collar hung a tad bit loose around her neck, displaying her collarbones. the way she had pointed out that it smelled like your cologne, and she liked that. she wanted your scent to stick to her, wrap around her body as if it were you.
before you knew it, you were all done showering. you made quick work to get dressed and get all your stuff together, eager to see your girlfriend (and eager to finally get some food in your system).
just as you were about to walk out the door, you were stopped by cam, the team’s star quarterback, “yo, the team’s going out to dinner to celebrate the win. you comin?” he asked, but you could tell he had already knew what your answer would be.
you gave him your best apologetic look as you said, “ah, sorry dude. i’m not feeling the best, probably gonna have to miss out on that.” you rubbed the back of your neck, hoping he wouldn’t press anymore and let you be on your way.
cam gave you a knowing smile, “right, right. well, i’ll see you at practice next week?” you nodded, dapped him up, and headed out the door as nonchalantly as you could. but in reality you were very much speed walking to the parking lot.
-
“you’re staring, idiot.” megan laughed at your trance-like state from across the booth. the smell of bacon and eggs frying filled the air, and you could feel megan’s foot tapping lightly against your ankle under the table as the two of you waited for your food.
getting called out for your blatant staring, you made a show of looking anywhere but megan, blurting out “oh- sorry, i must’ve zoned out thinking about the political and economic state of the world, or something. ‘cause, you know, i’m an intellectual and shit,” you honestly just wanted to make the girl laugh. and you got your wish as megan burst into a fit of giggles that made you grin shamelessly. you just knew your cheeks would be sore the next day from how much you had been smiling that night.
“you’re so corny!” megan exclaimed through her giggles. you loved the way her eyes always formed into crescents when she laughed or smiled really hard— it reminded you of a fox.
“me!? i know you’re not talking, you’re way cornier than me!” you both knew you were probably being way too loud for a waffle house at 9 pm, but you truly couldn’t care less in the moment. as your laughter died down, you found yourself just admiring her again, and this time it came from both sides of the booth. but your staring match was short-lived as the overwhelming urge to make megan smile again took over.
you stretched dramatically, not so subtly flexing your arm muscles. the girl across from you rolled her eyes at your dumb theatrics, but the smile never left her lips. “so, how’d i look out there? pretty sexy, right?” you flashed her a smirk.
“hm, honestly i couldn’t tell you. i was focused on the ref the whole game, he was pretty hot,” she teased.
“wha- he was like 60!” you complained, going to argue that you easily mogged the guy, until you saw that megan was holding back laughter. “oh, you’re just tryna ragebait me,” you said with a flat expression, not very amused.
“i’m kidding, kidding! but yes, you looked very hot on the field.” you felt her foot stop it’s tapping on your ankle, instead choosing to just rest there. your stomach flipped as the teasing tone of her voice switched to something a bit softer.
“yeah? well i gotta say you look fine as hell in my jersey right now.” you matched her energy. megan was about to say something back, but the tension was interrupted by the waitress bringing your food to the table. you had completely forgotten about the food, but it immediately returned to the top of your priorities as the waitress set your plate in front of you. you both thanked the woman and after she had walked away, you wasted no time in digging in.
“holy shit, these hashbrowns are gonna make me bust.”
“y/n!”
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the drive to your apartment was spent in a comfortable silence— the faint sounds of a random playlist you put on being the only noise. the adrenaline of the night was finally wearing off, exhaustion taking it’s place. your gaze kept drifting to megan as she drove. the way her side profile was illuminated by the soft moonlight had you transfixed. at a red light, you leaned over the console to place a kiss on her cheek, and the soft smile she gave you made your heart flutter.
as the two of you reached the front door to your apartment, something in the air between you had shifted. it wasn’t caused by a specific action, nor was it a sudden change— just a mutual feeling that had been building since you left the diner. megan hugged your arm while you fumbled for the keys, resting her chin on your shoulder. you could feel the small puffs of air she was letting out on your neck, leaving goosebumps on your skin.
you unlocked the door and walked into the familiar space with megan still clinging to your arm. the quiet darkness of your apartment indicated that your roommate was probably passed out in his room by now. your thoughts were cut off by megan cupping your cheek and pulling you down for a kiss. it was soft and slow, but you could tell it was something she had been wanting to do for the past couple hours. you melted into her warmth, finding comfort in her embrace after the heavy exertion of that night’s game.
the kiss grew into something more passionate, with megan’s hands sliding into your hair and your own gripping her waist. the girl pulled away after a while, resting her forehead against yours, “i need you, baby,” she breathed. you brought your hand up to stroke your thumb over her cheek.
“yeah?” you planted another short kiss on her lips and she hummed in approval. you wasted no time in hoisting her up and carrying her to your room. she giggled at the gesture and wrapped her legs around your waist, muttering something about you dropping her— her teasing had no end. you made it into your room and sat at the edge of your bed with megan straddling your lap. you just looked at the girl for a moment, admiring the way her brown doe eyes stared down at you, pupils blown out and cheeks flushed.
“you’re so pretty, it’s driving me insane,” you whisper, earning a soft smile from megan, her cheeks becoming a pink shade that matched her hair streaks. she hid her face in the crook of your neck, placing small kisses across the skin. “i’m serious. you in this jersey is making me crazy.” you run a hand through her hair.
she finally faced you, her hands planted on your shoulders as you felt the heat from both of you radiating in your lap. “well, why don’t you do something about it, handsome?” she said in that smooth tone that always made you fold. you flipped her onto her back with your hands next to either side of her head. you pressed your lips against hers once again, and this time her tongue slipped into your mouth. your tongues swirled slowly around each other, eliciting little whimpers from the girl under you.
you pulled away for a second, “i wanna-” you couldn’t resist going back for more, but managed to pull yourself away again, “i wanna taste you while you wear my jersey.” you managed to speak before immediately going back to her lips. megan let out a breathy moan at your suggestion. she nodded into the kiss, to which you started moving down her body.
you unbuttoned her jeans, pulling them down and revealing soft skin. you tossed her jeans somewhere on the floor, focusing back on the squirming girl below you. you placed kisses on her thighs, kneading the plush skin in your hands. megan whined as you ignored the aching heat between her legs, but you only shushed her as you trailed back up her torso. you lifted the jersey right above her chest, revealing the lacy black bra she was wearing. you reached behind her back to unhook it, and tossed it next to her jeans on the floor.
you dove your head down, wrapping your lips around her sensitive nipple, massaging her other breast in your hand. megan’s fingers slid into your hair as her soft pants grew heavier, “please, y/n. i can’t wait..” she was breathless as she begged for your mouth on her. you decided to not make her wait any longer. you placed one last kiss on her sternum before pulling away. you took a second to admire her flushed state— her chest rising up and down with her heavy breathing, her lips swollen, the faint marks you left on her pretty tits. you grabbed the hem of your jersey and pulled it up to her mouth.
“you gotta stay quiet for me, okay?” she nodded and bit down on the hem. you were well aware that the walls of your apartment were thin— but in reality, you weren’t that worried about waking your roommate, you just loved the idea of megan moaning around the fabric of your jersey. you smiled at the sight of her before finally making your way down, kissing along her stomach as you went. when you reached her heat, you found her soaked through her panties. you were practically drooling by this point, eager to taste her slick on your tongue.
you pulled her panties off and placed a few more kisses on her inner thighs, sucking the skin into your mouth and leaving a mark— a gift for yourself the next time you were down there. you licked a long strip from her entrance to her clit. megan started squirming, her thighs closing around your head as her fingers tightened in your hair. you knew the girl’s clit was extra sensitive, so you focused on the nub, sucking eagerly while your hands kept her thighs spread apart. you could hear her muffled whining, and it made you smile into her cunt.
you trailed one hand up to rest on her stomach, while the other sunk two fingers into her warmth, stretching her out. megan mewled loudly at the dual sensations, your lips sucking her clit relentlessly and your long fingers pumping slowly in and out of her drenched cunt. you hummed contentedly at her sweet taste, the vibrations against her pussy driving the girl insane. you pulled away and pursed your lips, maintaining eye contact as your spit slowly dripped onto her cunt. you dove back in, flattening your tongue and shaking your head back and forth slightly, further mixing your spit with her slick. it was so overwhelming, megan started seeing stars.
it was messy, sloppy, perfect. her wetness was spreading everywhere, all over your face, her thighs, the sheets underneath her. your hand was drenched, slick gushing out and collecting into your palm as you curled your fingers over and over. the sounds were obscene. megan’s moans echoed in the room despite your efforts to stifle them. not that you were complaining, her noises only pushed your need to make her cum on your tongue. the wet squelching noises that rang out from your actions made your head spin. you knew the girl wasn’t going to last much longer due to her thigh muscles twitching rapidly.
you sped up your movements, wanting so badly to make her cum hard. megan let go of the jersey in her mouth, breathing out “you’re gonna make me cum, baby- oh fuck… that fucking mouth is gonna make me cum,” her words added more feul to the fire as you inserted a third finger into her tight cunt. you felt her walls fluttering around your digits, a sign that she was so close. you removed your mouth from her cunt entirely, choosing to give her soft praises instead.
“you’re doing perfect, my love, so good for me. you’re okay- i got you, you can let go, baby.” your words were the thing that finally tipped her over the edge, and you were quick to wrap your lips around her clit once more as she came. her hand gripped your own that was resting on her stomach, and her other hand gripped your hair, nails digging into your scalp. you moaned into her as wetness gushed out uncontrollably, her velvety heat clamping down tightly around your fingers. you dragged her orgasm out a little longer until she started pushing at your forehead, everything becoming a bit too sensitive.
you moved away and pulled your fingers out immediately, not wanting to overwhelm her any further. you wiped your hand on your shorts, realizing you would definitely have to change your sheets in the morning. but that didn’t matter right now, because megan was already pulling you up to her level, pressing her lips against yours. she hummed at the taste of herself on your lips. after a while she pulled away, but then did something you didn’t expect.
megan took one good look at you and burst into a fit of giggles that had you utterly confused. she must’ve noticed your expression because she took a second to compose herself before explaining, “you look like a glazed donut,” she started laughing again after she said it, clearly a little loopy from how tired she was. you immediately realized you probably looked crazy as hell, your hair messy, the lower half of your face covered in slick and cum. you rolled your eyes but still smiled at her antics.
“don’t laugh at me!” you pinched her side, payback from when she pinched your cheek after the game. she finally let up and ran her hands through your hair instead. you leaned down to kiss her sweaty forehead, noticing she was still shaky and probably uncomfortable just laying in her mess. “how about i clean us up and then run you a bath, hm?” you offered, to which she hummed in approval.
you gave megan one last peck on the lips before going to run her bath. the rush you felt from this girl was stronger than any game-winning play— you were sure of that.
lets be so fr. shidou LOVES boypussy. he'd probably even call it that. nuzzling between your thighs with that stupid demonic smile of his while his tongue expertly laps at your pussy, collecting your slick and either swallowing it down or using his tongue to spread it around your folds.
shidou would most definitely tease tf out of you when he can feel your clit gently throbbing against the flat of his tongue, pulling away just to say;
"awwh, i can feel him throbbing for me!! you like it that much??" why he addressed your pussy in third person is beyond you.
"man, your boypussy is amazing..." is something shidou would mutter while hes eating you out or balls deep inside you trying not to cum buckets deep inside your soaking pussy.
either way, he'll find a way to call your pussy "boypussy". shidou's definitely called you his "personal cuntboy" more than once, too.
synopsis: when dani accidentally sends a photo meant for her boyfriend to the nerd she sits beside in math class, she panics.
thinking she has to delete the photo from his camera roll, dani initiates hang outs, but the admittingly pretty loser is a lot more interesting than she gave him credit for.
juggling being the captain of her cheer team, friendship, and a math course she doesnt want to take. dani doesn't have time to deal with complicated feelings for someone who's the complete opposite of her, especially when shes in a seemingly perfect relationship.
pairing: popular daniela avanzini x loser tmasc reader
tags: smau, loser!reader, popular!dani, yearning, strangers - friends - lovers, college au, will they wont they, fluff, angst, complicated feelings
warnings: swearing, kms/kys jokes, suggestive content, drinking, jonah is dani's bf at the start (i will only do slight slandering), yn will deal with issues of dysphoria and not feeling like he's 'man enough' may add more (let me know if i missed any)
featuring: conan gray, olivia rodrigo, jonah david
notes: this smau does not reflect the real people within it, as i do not know them personally. this is also solely for entertainment purposes so please do not take it as seriously.
other notes: yn will have had top surgery done (sorry for all the transmasc who havent), jonah is a decent bf in this, him and dani just dont work out,
profiles: states of loserdom , kuntseye p1 p2 (+ jonah)
chapters:
01. i dont think you sent that to the right person
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ᯓᡣ𐭩 ; daniela avanzini x skater! tmasc reader.
⌗ IN WHICH , a micro-celebrity face-plants in front of famous idol daniela avanzini, and the internet refuses to let him live it down, unknowingly causing a relationship to bloom in the process.
tags/info :: strangers to friends to lovers, crack fic, mostly fluff, all katseye texts are from dani's pov,, i'd like to use pics for yn this smau, so for this yn will be depicted as a fair-skinned blondie—even though the pictures will represent such, this is not canon, so feel free to imagine whatever you'd like instead!
warnings :: mentions of typical skating injuries (blood, cuts/scratches, bruises & broken bones), swearing, corny jokes - [any serious trigger warnings will be added onto their respective chapters]
featuring... kickflip's donghwa & kyehoon !
disclaimer... everything written is simply a work of fiction, and should not be taken as accurate representation for any of the idols included.
status... active, but on pause until i return from my break !
Soldier Boy bending you in half, knees against your chest and spitting on your stupid little cunt before slapping it. He chuckles at the way your whole body jolts when he slaps your spit and slick covered pussy before he does it again. You whimper and he looks up to your face, shit eating grin in full affect, "oh, you like that? You do, don't you? Stupid boy likes it when daddy punishes him."
Doctor!Suguru Geto who is just a liiittle too touchy - his hands coming to rest on your thigh despite inspecting a completely different and unrelated part of your body. Whose eyes scan you shamelessly, looking at you as if he were a wild animal and you were his prey.
Doctor!Suguru Geto whom you had a small crush on, looking for excuses to go visit him even after you had fully healed and did not need to see him anymore. He did not complain - in fact, he was overjoyed to know you liked him, though probably in a more innocent way than he likes you. He gave you gentle smiles each time you came to visit and chuckled fondly at your timidity.
Doctor!Suguru Geto who invites you over for dinner ; “If that's not crossing any boundaries, of course.” You accepted, obviously, how could you deny having dinner with the hot doctor you had a crush on? This is an opportunity you can not miss.
Doctor!Suguru Geto who brings out a bottle of wine, “This one is strong,” he stated, turning the glass bottle in his hands and observing it, “Can you hold your liquor?” you had nodded, but it was a lie, only telling him you could as a way to somehow impress him.
- He chuckled at your drunk state, despite you only having half a glass, your face was flushed and your eyes were half lidded and unfocused. Geto snapped his fingers in front of your face, bringing your attention to him. “I thought you said you could hold your liquor?”
You pouted at him, resting your chin on your palm. “Sorry...” you mumbled, “I lied.”
Doctor!Suguru Geto who now has you sitting on him, back facing his chest as he breathes down your neck. You don't even know how you got there and how drinking wine lead to you cockwarming him. You were growing impatient ; desperately trying to roll your hips but Geto held your waist, his strength preventing you from doing anything.
- “Mm...” you began, wanting to speak but the syllable broke out into a moan when you felt Geto bite down on your neck, he hummed, pinching your nipple with one hand while the other played with your chest. You arched your back at the stimulation on different parts of your body which in turn made his dick curl deeper inside of you. You whined - impatient, drunk, and horny.
“M-move,” you whimpered, the word broken, “Geto-”
“Suguru,” he corrected as he licked the spot where he had bitten you, smiling proudly when he saw that he had left a mark, “I'm not doctor Geto right now, okay?” his tone was gentle, but his actions were so mean. You felt him move behind you then saw him grab his glass of wine on the table near the couch, he took a small sip, then set it back. His movements made him move slightly inside of you, which made you gasp.
“Sugu...” you sobbed.
“Aw, baby, don't cry,” he cooed, “I'mma give you what you want, hm? Jus’ warm my cock a little longer.”
You shook your head as you gripped his forearm ; “Can't- can't!”
Suguru smiled at your state, so honest and vulnerable, just for him.
“Yea? You want me to move, hm?” you nodded, dazed, your eyes closing for a second. Suguru grabbed your face, forcing you to look at him. “Can't you speak?”
“Wan’- want you to...” you gulped and fluttered your lashes at him - Suguru couldn't tell if it was on purpose or a quirk you had when you were drunk- either way, it was working. “Please, please Sugu, can't- can't wait ‘nymore, fuck me please, pleaseplease-”
Suguru bit his bottom lip, his smile widening with each whimper and begs that spilled out your sweet, wet mouth. He grabbed your waist, kissing your cheek before pounding up into you ; bouncing you along with his thrusts.
You gasped, arching your back, which made you feel him even deeper.
“N-no! Waitwait-” you wailed, “sto-stop! I can't, can't Sugu, I can't! Hngh-”
Suguru huffed, “You were just- begging me to move though?” he teased, “What happened to all that talk, hm? You're all bark, baby,”
You moaned when his dick hit that spongy spot inside of you, making you see stars. Your eyes rolled from the immense pleasure as you started moving your hips along with his thrusts.
“N-no! Keep- feels good- Sugu, sugu...” Suguru laughed at your contradictory blabber.
“You're so dumb right now.”
He then threw you on the couch, pressing your stomach flat against the cushion as he put his whole body weight into you, he pulled his shaft out until just the tip was left, then slammed! back in.
“Nooo....” you sobbed, pretty sure you were drooling on this man's couch. Suguru was right next to your ear and you could hear his heavy breathing, it made you clench around him.
“Fuck- y’feel so good,” he groaned, “m’ pretty boy, shit- gonna cum inside you, baby,” he picked up the pace, his hips slamming into you so hard that obscene sounds filled the room, “gonna fill you up s’much you'll look pregnant- shit-” you could feel your brain melting, too dumb to even warn him of your orgasm. You came ; your pussy pulsing around him. Your body twitching from the aftershocks. Yet Suguru never stopped, and you sobbed at the feeling of overstimulation. “Sugu- came- I came-”
“I know, baby, I'm sorry- Jus' a little more, kay?” he mumbled into your neck, his breath tickling you.
Suguru let out a breathless curse before pressing his hips into your ass, his warm cum filling you. He sighed contentedly as his balls twitched furiously. Then he pulled out, parting your lips to look at your cum filled pussy, he bit his bottom lip - it made him hard again.