your jobâs a joke (youâre broke)Â
Written for @tmabigbang with the absolutely lovely @desert-lily!
Summary:
Working at the Magnus Institute was stressful by default. With monsters, mayhem, and potential primordial entities, it has very little expectations for being a comfortable job. However, everyone is allowed to have a little fun sometimes - even an archivist, their assistants, and their really creepy boss. Fueled by spite and a rampant lack of heterosexuality, they all try to balance their work life with a bit of fun and a healthy dose of bullying twelve-times divorced Elias Bouchard.
First, I want to give a huge thank you to my amazing co-mods @dont-taunt-the-octopus and @shelbychild. I loved getting to work with you both, and I canât wait to continue to do so in the future!
Next up, a thank you to our amazing betas! You guys saved our asses on this and dealt with constant grammar wars as we tried to mesh British and American grammar. So thank you to @shelbychild, @lesbianbirds, @darlinglissa, @battoad, @crystalinastar, and @we-can-escape. (Special thanks to Vas for hopping in as a beta without even working for the big bang!)
And finally, a thank you to all our amazing artists. You guys created some truly stunning work, even if some of it is deeply cursed!
Jon and Better Gertrude by @vanroesburg LonelyEyes divorce by @vanroesburgÂ
Eliasâ office by @goth-archivist Catboy Elias by @goth-archivistÂ
Hot Topic Elias by @talking4the1 Melanie beating up Elias by @talking4the1 LonelyEyes divorce by @talking4the1 Eliasâ office by @talking4the1Â
Gerry and his guitar by @antiv3nom Melanie beating up Elias by @antiv3nomÂ
LonelyEyes by @clownboye Hot Topic Catboy Elias by @clownboyeÂ
MCR Gerry by @wiitts-art
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Chapter List
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Image ID for title header by @lcjenkinswriting:
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