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If u write Jongerrymartim I will love u forever
Then you'll be happy to know that I already have!
It's a mildly Orpheus-flavored fairy tale starring Tim, in which he repeatedly enters a magical dream to rescue the people he loves.
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some tma incorrect quotes from this incorrect quote generator i found:
Tim: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one! Martin: Tubular AF! Jon: Mood to the max! Gerry, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it. Sasha, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.
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Tim: *Screams* Martin: *Screams louder to establish dominance* Jon: Should we do something? Gerry: No, I want to see who wins.
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Tim: Martin isn’t answering their phone Jon: I’ll call Tim: Gerry and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Martin: Hello?
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Tim: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Tim and Martin, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Jon: Our turn, Gerry! One, two, three- vanilla! Gerry, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Tim: Everyone, synchronize your watches. Martin: I don’t know how to do that. Jon: I don’t wear a watch. Gerry: Time is a construct.
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Tim: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? Martin: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Jon? Jon: Probably “road work ahead”. Gerry: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Tim: I think we're missing something. Martin: Teamwork? Jon: Cohesion? Gerry: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Tim: Favorite horror movie? Martin: It Jon: Saw Gerry: Annabelle Sasha: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
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Jon: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
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Martin, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!
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Tim: Time for plan G. Martin: Don’t you mean plan B? Tim: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Jon: What about plan D? Tim: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Gerry: What about plan E? Tim: I’m hoping not to use it. Sasha dies in plan E. elias: I like plan E.
(how did the quote generator know-)
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Tim: Just be yourself. Martin: 'Be myself'? Tim, I have one day to win Jon over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? Gerry: Couple weeks. Sasha: Six months. elias: Jury’s still out. Martin: See, Tim? Martin: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Tim: Thanks fam! Martin: oh no Jon: *cries* I love you too Gerry: Sounds fake but okay Sasha: *A flustered mess* elias: can i get a refund
Wait wait wait concept: That Post thats like "I hate this picture because everyone is staring zayn but zayn is only looking @ liam" but it's a picture of jon (in place of zayn), martin (in place of liam), sasha, tim, and gerry all sitting around a table and looking on while jon rambles about something and tim and gerry are looking at the picture and gerry says "I hate this picture because everyone is looking at jon but jon is only looking at martin" and tim is nodding in agreement and sasha goes "he only got two eyes" but then it cuts to jon with like 20 eyes around his head
your job’s a joke (you’re broke)
Written for @tmabigbang with the absolutely lovely @desert-lily!
Summary:
Working at the Magnus Institute was stressful by default. With monsters, mayhem, and potential primordial entities, it has very little expectations for being a comfortable job. However, everyone is allowed to have a little fun sometimes - even an archivist, their assistants, and their really creepy boss. Fueled by spite and a rampant lack of heterosexuality, they all try to balance their work life with a bit of fun and a healthy dose of bullying twelve-times divorced Elias Bouchard.
First, I want to give a huge thank you to my amazing co-mods @dont-taunt-the-octopus and @shelbychild. I loved getting to work with you both, and I can’t wait to continue to do so in the future!
Next up, a thank you to our amazing betas! You guys saved our asses on this and dealt with constant grammar wars as we tried to mesh British and American grammar. So thank you to @shelbychild, @lesbianbirds, @darlinglissa, @battoad, @crystalinastar, and @we-can-escape. (Special thanks to Vas for hopping in as a beta without even working for the big bang!)
And finally, a thank you to all our amazing artists. You guys created some truly stunning work, even if some of it is deeply cursed!
Jon and Better Gertrude by @vanroesburg LonelyEyes divorce by @vanroesburg
Elias’ office by @goth-archivist Catboy Elias by @goth-archivist
Hot Topic Elias by @talking4the1 Melanie beating up Elias by @talking4the1 LonelyEyes divorce by @talking4the1 Elias’ office by @talking4the1
Gerry and his guitar by @antiv3nom Melanie beating up Elias by @antiv3nom
LonelyEyes by @clownboye Hot Topic Catboy Elias by @clownboye
MCR Gerry by @wiitts-art
Read it on Ao3
Chapter List
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Image ID for title header by @lcjenkinswriting:
[IMAGE ID: The background of the image is of overflowing bookshelves. The words "your job's a joke (you're broke)" are typed across the image in white Lucida Calligraphy. END ID]
i've seen your name bookmarking the same ten fics i've bookmarked too what are we
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your job’s a joke (you’re broke)
Co-written with @bisexualoftheblade
Working at the Magnus Institute was stressful by default. With monsters, mayhem, and potential primordial entities, it has very little expectations for being a comfortable job. However, everyone is allowed to have a little fun sometimes - even an archivist, their assistants, and their really creepy boss. Fueled by spite and a rampant lack of heterosexuality, they all try to balance their work life with a bit of fun and a healthy dose of bullying twelve-times divorced Elias Bouchard.
Written as part of @tmabigbang
[Image ID by @lcjenkinswriting under cut]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Gerard Keay/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist/Tim Stoker, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added, Jonathan Sims/Tim Stoker Characters: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood, Sasha James, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Gerard Keay, Georgie Barker Additional Tags: Chatting & Messaging, Alternate Universe- Everyone I like lives, Gerard Keay Lives Summary:
Jon gets invited to a groupchat with his coworkers.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
When the curse descended upon the kingdom, those he loved were stolen away. Each night, Tim enters the fairy realm in his dreams and fights for their freedom.
My fic for the @tma-valentines-exchange: a JonGerryMarTim and QP TimSasha fairy tale.
For @bisexualoftheblade. Hope you like it!
